m.w. vindicator 880 Posted October 22, 2013 Oh great. Before it was "Holy sh*t it could release next week!" and now it is "Holy mother of god if could release within the next 5 f*cking minutes!".My vacations are screwed. -.- :lol: :thumbsup: :beans: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.w. vindicator 880 Posted October 22, 2013 Fear not. I can confirm it will not be released in the next 5 mins. Sleep easy. U WUT M8!!!?!? :murder: :murder: :murder: :murder: :murder: :murder: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HumanBeing25 299 Posted October 22, 2013 ALL ABROAD THE HYPE TRAIN CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOOO *\o/* *\o/**\o/* :lol: *\o/**\o/**\o/**\o/* (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻Our destination: disappointment and anger followed by disbelief and remorse. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted October 22, 2013 Fear not. I can confirm it will not be released in the next 5 mins. Sleep easy. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serova (DayZ) 174 Posted October 22, 2013 You made my day, seriously lol. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mime_mimington 12 Posted October 22, 2013 fraggle what about the next 24 hours? can you confrim it wont release within this time frame? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted October 22, 2013 fraggle what about the next 24 hours? can you confrim it wont release within this time frame?I WILL NOT FALL INTO YOUR TRAPS GODDAM YOU! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CapricornOne (DayZ) 379 Posted October 22, 2013 fraggle what about the next 24 hours? can you confrim it wont release within this time frame? Nah, it'll be the end of the month. :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mime_mimington 12 Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) fraggle I m sorry for even asking! but I mean if there is a release date I think you would know it ;pcan you at least confirm that? Edited October 22, 2013 by Itchy_Scrotum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wayze 549 Posted October 22, 2013 Fear not. I can confirm it will not be released in the next 5 mins. Sleep easy.Holy crap, first I read "I can confirm it will not be release in the next 5 days". And I was like: I am not sure, but there is a possibility that something is not quite right with me xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HumanBeing25 299 Posted October 22, 2013 I WILL NOT FALL INTO YOUR TRAPS GODDAM YOU!It's like when you really hope for the rain to stop so desperately it the rain stops exactly when you've hoped it would and you had no reasons to believe it would stop at the moment it stopped, but it clearly stopped. And when you are joyful about your wish coming true, the rain starts coming back in that exact moment and you're angry and crazy and you don't know where you are and you just wanna go home so you ask your wife Luanne if you can go home but she says you can't so you slap her in her face and tell her to go do her dishes and she does the dishes and you get hungry so you go make yourself some cornflakes with milk but then you realize that it's late at night and it isn't the right time to eat so you go throw the food out but you're still hungry and there's no food in the kitchen and you yell at your wife but your wife can't make food magically appear so you go out to buy some food but when you get to the cash register you realize you don't have any money and so you yell at the lady at the cash register but she can't give you the food without your payment and so you go take a loan at a nearby bank but the bank refuses to give you the money you desire so you punch the person who refused you in the face and forcefully take the money but then the alarm goes off and the police comes and you've got yourself 20 years in prison. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted October 22, 2013 Exactly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AP_Norris 1017 Posted October 22, 2013 I WILL NOT FALL INTO YOUR TRAPS GODDAM YOU!No fraggle, you have to give us 24hrs warning.We've given so much to this community, we deserve special treatment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wayze 549 Posted October 22, 2013 It's like when you really hope for the rain to stop so desperately it the rain stops exactly when you've hoped it would and you had no reasons to believe it would stop at the moment it stopped, but it clearly stopped. And when you are joyful about your wish coming true, the rain starts coming back in that exact moment and you're angry and crazy and you don't know where you are and you just wanna go home so you ask your wife Luanne if you can go home but she says you can't so you slap her in her face and tell her to go do her dishes and she does the dishes and you get hungry so you go make yourself some cornflakes with milk but then you realize that it's late at night and it isn't the right time to eat so you go throw the food out but you're still hungry and there's no food in the kitchen and you yell at your wife but your wife can't make food magically appear so you go out to buy some food but when you get to the cash register you realize you don't have any money and so you yell at the lady at the cash register but she can't give you the food without your payment and so you go take a loan at a nearby bank but the bank refuses to give you the money you desire so you punch the person who refused you in the face and forcefully take the money but then the alarm goes off and the police comes and you've got yourself 20 years in prison.You can't just stop in middle of the story!? What happend then? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elo 44 Posted October 22, 2013 I don't see how changing the name of the store page implies a release any second now 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Nasty 1023 Posted October 22, 2013 I don't see how changing the name of the store page implies a release any second nowCrushing dreams with logic. Normally I'm not a fan but this made me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AP_Norris 1017 Posted October 22, 2013 I don't see how changing the name of the store page implies a release any second nowIt can release when I'm back from school. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wayze 549 Posted October 22, 2013 我不明白如何改變商店頁面的名稱意味著釋放任何第二What?! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.w. vindicator 880 Posted October 22, 2013 No fraggle, you have to give us 24hrs warning.We've given so much to this community, we deserve special treatment. YEAH YEAH YEAH we is entitiled to special treatment!!! B) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katana67 2907 Posted October 22, 2013 Know what I might do today? Actually -play- some DayZ. Haven't done that in months... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AP_Norris 1017 Posted October 22, 2013 YEAH YEAH YEAH we is entitiled to special treatment!!! B)I am entitled to Moar special treatmints. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joe_mcentire 2073 Posted October 22, 2013 so this song quite depicts our situation right now: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zanders 65 Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) I swear to god. I have never witnessed such a group of nutty people in my life. This thread is awesome.I like it! :) Btw i can confirm the standalone wont be released tonight! or can i ? ;) Edited October 22, 2013 by Zanders 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted October 22, 2013 Btw i can confirm the standalone wont be released tonight! or can i ? ;) Well, that depends on where you live. Timezones and such. Fakeedit:Oops, I've said too much! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He29irn 27 Posted October 22, 2013 I just rebooted the computer to see if this is really happening 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
