HumanBeing25

I'll post it again since it infuriates so many people, "OH, BAMA" It's from a song about Obama, these lyrics start with "Oh, bama" anyway.. lrn2be cheerful and take a joke for what it is I thought growing up was about learning to accept others for their differences and learning to be an independent mind that is its own authority ARGHHH, HULK SMASH! MUST DESTROY FORUM! ARGHHH, THE ANGER BURNS INSIDE OF ME.

Thou dost feel thirsty in thine mouth.

You have an eye keen on details. I wonder, have you noticed that that there was an error in this statement? Joking, of course. Humans don't make mistakes! Everybody knows that that.

He's a troll who speaks English much better than he wants you to believe. Just pretend with the rest of us that he is successful, or entirely ignore him.

Because Ustor used his mind control abilities on you, thus giving you the false and fixed belief that chronic drunkenness is a bad thing.

Sir, I am mama's son, and I would like to obtain this 'write' of yours. Какая погода? Выпьем, что! With the permission from his excellency, Barack Hussain Oh, Bama, I ask you on this day, the 20th of November, 2013, whether or not you accept the reward for the best DayZ forum troll of 2013. What is your reply? Хотите стакан водки?

Drinking beer yeast can have health benefits if your immune system is already sufficient to deal with the yeast. However, if not, you can end up with having yeast growth in your intestines, where the yeast will release alcohol into your liver directly thus causing "chronic drunkenness". I think you may already be chronically drunk :D

Alpher is a joke about Rocket's pronunciation of the word "alpha", yes? Bean me up, Scotty!

Mate, practically every night throughout probably 2 month, has been "The Night". Maybe, just maybe, it ain't Habbenin™

UGH! Rocket's probably getting boned from behind.

Either your humor is shit or your ability to comprehend a joke is shit. I don't know which is the case.

Two more years! Oh, Bama, how great thou art.

Shh, don't be silly. Of course Rocket would never want it out!

I think the mods are starting to hate me :( http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1qw7q4/truth_or_tossthesalad/

Yes. In fact, this has been happening for the whole month and even back. Quite a strange phenomenon, yes?