Mr Nasty

I'm sorry I missed this. It looks like there was much sexy time to be had.

Learning the way of the land by use of in-game maps, landmarks, signs, etc is best for immersion and the most exciting IMO. It also helps in the long run because you will be able to easily recognize cities without having to use a map. Being able to navigate with little to no tools is an incredibly useful skill and gives you a significant advantage.

Tony Perkis is my hero. Perkisizing is one of my favorite workouts.

Haha saw this over on musty. Absolutely hilarious. I want to be friends with that guy.

Awesome video. And excellent team coordination.

OP and the like have you signed up for the bug reports section of the forums? Have you seen the information contained within? Do you know if concerns have already been brought up there and are being addressed? I can honestly say nothing you all have brought up is something that hasn't already been discussed. There are posts and threads stating the same things making this one redundant. Please, continue to rip the fan boys. I'm sure we have much to learn from 'know it alls' such as yourself. Clearly we have no interest in making this game better. None. And to the brilliant mind that stated "I hope Rocket doesn't listen to fanboys because then the ALPHA would not improve because they just say great ALPHA Rocket, nothing is wrong with it." Are you serious with this? Do you even read Rocket's posts? Obviously you don't because if you did you would know that he is not happy with the state of the game and is working tirelessly to improve it. Just because people commend the team on their work thus far does not mean they dont want to see massive improvements. I thought that would be easy for people to understand.... Then again this is the internet full of an infinite amount of imbeciles.

Then my suggestion to new players would be to download the free mod and play it (most servers are empty or low pop now) and they can learn the mechanics and controls. When they feel comfortable enough with the map and how the game works they can transition over to the SA that they purchased. While its not as easy as a menu option it is pretty easy to install these days.

Dear Rocket, When can I expect my autographed Dildo? Love, Mr Nasty

It was made very clear since day one that this game would not cater to every gamer's needs. The game is not meant for everyone. There will be new guys who go from coastal cannon fodder to wasteland warriors and there will be new guys who simply give up. Its actually a perfect balance in a survival world IMO. Also it doesnt hurt to have friends. There are tons of DayZ communities out there and people are always looking for someone to play with. If you want the game to become 'easier' work within a group.

Haha I had a buddy spend hours lost up there he eventually met his death hopelessly following the roads. Looking forward to what the team has in store for us.

Need one can opener.... Find 86 motorcycle helmets instead.

Find the dudes taking their pants off. And join them. WERE GOING STREAKING UP THROUGH STARY TO THE AIRFIELD!!!!!!!

McDonalds sucks.

Im cool with being thankful. Thank you Dean, and thank you Chuck Norris.

If you find this game buggy and frustrating do not play BF4.