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    In the mountains watching you fight over a can of beans

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    im 26, i am an active outdoors person, but when it gets to be winter time, im attached to my pc and my games. DayZ isnt a game for me, its almost real life because i live in the mountains and i get to do many things in game and in real life (minus the KOS and zombies)

    in game i like to lurk about and watch people and things. im not super active on the forum, because id rather be playing than talking about gaming. I try to be a hero most of the time, so if you see me in game, dont worry i wont KOS. if you need something, i have no problem trying to help you.

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  1. So who's up for a ...

    *Stakeout. not Steakout.
  2. How was your Day(Z)?

    So I caved and booted up DayZ last night, just for old times sake. fast update and a slow login screen later landed me in Solnichniy. I had to adjust my graffics because it had been auto adjusted to high, and after fixing that I was on my way. I searched most of the buildings coming up with nothing so I made an improvised knife and made my way to the water fountain and filled myself there. as I made my way out of town going north I had to go toe to toe with a zombie and took it down with three swift hits from my knife. running north to factory I kept searching for anything really, hoping there wasnt some glitch with no loot spawning. I was rewarded with a hatchet and an orange backback in a car at the military checkpoint. There was also a childs briefcase nearby and both had food in them, so quickly I ate and drank. Running to Nizhnoye I stuffed myself on apples (apple glitch still works) and continued to Berezino. I was able to take down several Zombies silently with my hatchet as I had still yet to find a firearm, I picked up a sporter with no ammo somewhere along the line and filled my pockets with various items and mismatched ammo at the Mil tents there. Heading North West I followed the road to Gorka where I spotted a chicken and after what probably looked like an idiot chasing after a chicken with a hatchet I took it down and skinned it up for later consumption. I hit a jackpot at the next military checkpoint picking up an assault backpack and matching ttsko pants and jacket, doubling my carrying capacity and making me feel less stand-out-ish. the wind kept rising and the darkness was setting in the entire time I had been running around and as I came to Gorka near total darkness fell. As quietly as I could I took out a few more zombies and crept into the Police station where I picked up a chest holster and a Cr75 with 2 mags and some ammo. Now I felt a little better. I was able to scrounge some matches, sticks, gloves, a boonie hat, and some beverages and made my way out of town to feast on my chicken. I was determined to use an indoor fireplace as I had also picked up a lock pick and could lock myself inside. after running around in the pitch black I found a proper house which also had a tree nearby for easy wood access and after much prep work I had my fire, I had cooked chicken, and I had some semblance of peace. I logged out knowing the game wasnt a total failure but still bothered by the basic glitches. I had a few lag spikes when swapping my clothes and the item drag and drop system is still a little buggy. also the items in my hotbar kept disappearing even though my character would have the correct item in his hand when I selected what I wanted. Im not sure how combat would do if it were PvP, the zombies were hit or miss on accuracy and at once point it looked like one had a 10 foot reach. there also were a few zombies that were running through walls or doors but im sure it was a lag issue on my end (the server I chose with the lowest ping was at 43)
  3. Would steam issue me a refund?

    you wont get a refund, they will really only give refunds for games that are owned less than 14 days and have less than 5 hours played.
  4. 2 story Camo Building

    Was playing with several of my friends the other day up at NWAF. 3 of our guys were able to clear out 2 targets out of the camo building (i was on my way to them along with 2 more guys) when they had a glitcher spawn into the downstairs part of the building. he killed one and the other 2 were stuck upstairs due to the 3rd guys body at the bottom of the stairs. Me and my guys showed up to help, and we tried grenades all around the building where we could see him near the edges but to no effect. I ran in to try to get gear and try to kill the guy but he poped up through the floor and killed me. the rest of the guys eventually just logged out and got away but the glitcher was still there. is there any way that you guys have found to kill or remove the players who do this or is it pretty much just log and find a new server?
  5. Can someone explain this phenomenon to me ?

    pick up all the paper and dump them outside the camp then come back. it will force items to respawn.
  6. True Sandbox Experience

    it makes me wonder if when zombies start to drop loot this issue might be relieved a bit.
  7. Add Escape trough window

    if zombies can jump high fences, we should be able to jump through windows.
  8. Found a couple tents, emptied them, and filled back up with fish

    its so beautiful!
  9. go vote at :

    The Beanz U Luv <XXX> Forum Shock !     in the Suggestions forum

    This is a subconscious email command. No, you can't resist, Nope you can try but you can't.

    Vote for < Give me BEANZ or give me DEATH > exercise your democratic right and vote like I tell you, don't quibble. I did the same. Send this email to your friends.

    xx p

  10. Dayz book club :)

    i always grab a bible if i ever see one. i swear they protect me. i had a Pride and Prejudiced just for lols. and it made my wife laugh. i love to pick up Art of War, i laugh when i find Romeo and Julia. if i need a fire and i see a book, i use it. i read as much as i can when im not gaming so id rather read irl than in game. its a cool side thing to do in game though.
  11. How was your Day(Z)?

    before i participated with the group, i spent the morning hours running to Myshkino and gearing up from a previous death several days ago. ended up finding a car and plenty of loot. spent about 3 hours searching for tires for the car. I went to vybor searching for one final tire before i made my way to Sol to meet up in the evening and realized i had run out of food. awesome. so i start searching the houses for loot, and find a can or 2 of food after about 6 houses (which for me is unusual due to the fact that i seem to always find food in every building, but i digress.) im in the upstairs of one of the tan 2 story houses when i hear footsteps out of sync with my own, i stop and hear the heart stopping sound. the loading of a weapon. i hear more footsteps outside the building and know for certain im not alone. i call out in game 'hey im friendly in here, no need to have a gun out.' to which i hear a reply. 'then why did you just reload your gun?' this sent up a big red flag in my brain. one, because i felt certain he was lying, and 2, perhaps there was a second person who didnt know the 2 of us were also nearby. so i keep cool as best i can. me 'well that wasnt me buddy, but i heard it too, sounds like there is a third person nearby or its a glitch' him 'ok whatever you say you are friendly and i am too.' at this point i hear footsteps inside the building. me 'ok im not really in the mood to hang out with anyone, so ill go my way and you can go yours and everyone is happy.' him 'i thought you were friendly' the tone of his voice is really making me uncomfortable. i i pull my mp5 and aim it down the stairs. i say something like 'well listen i just wanna keep moving, so just head outside and we wont have problems' him 'well if you are friendly you have nothing to worry about right?' i see him peek into the stairwell as im saying 'just stay downstairs and we wont have any problems i dont want anyone to die' him ' well i thought you said you were friendly, so are you or not?' he steps full into the stairwell, and at this point i see his gun in his hands and i hold my fire, to see what he says. (i should have just shot him.) me ' well i could have just shot you right there but i didnt, so we dont hav-' RATATATAT and i get hit multiple times as i backpeddle into the room and instantly die. he had stepped into the stairwell again and shot me. to add insult to injury him 'who could have shot who? HAHA you @$%# sucker!' 3rd guy who sounded like a 12 year old 'haha loser, you suck! f off mate!' (knew there was a third guy.) i log off because of how mad i am at myself for not better defending myself and at the fact the guy sort of played nice with me, only to blast my head off. (i had been wearing a gorka helmet but i guess he hit me in the face. oh well.) i wait about 20 mins and come back in and see they havent left. later dave gets ahold of me and shows me the logs and tells me who it was. spent about 5 mins in sol and instantly got geared again looting houses. minus a gun. thus my trigger finger was itchy for the evening that awaited us, and boy were we rewarded.
  12. Cable Car

    stairs still kill people in game. this is just asking for mass murder.
  13. post this in the recruitment section. they might see it a little quicker.
  14. Helpy helpers

    you would B)