Oh mighty devs, please have mercy

[Luc Tonnerre 174]

Let it be 0.60

 

Edited April 28, 2016 by Luc Tonnerre
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[Just Caused 423]

Edited April 28, 2016 by Just Caused
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[Atom Quark 437]

Can I get a key?

[Noctoras 409]

nah, patience, wait till 2 May, since then it will be the half year anniversary after the previous patch went live :p 

[Konfucious K 183]

Even though it's still only that stupid 8mb download, I go and check every once in a while hoping it's turned into a couple of gigs... 

[Zimorak 50]

I prefer to just have a stressful day at work, then come home and be even more stressed when it doesn't appear. But then, i don't really mind either way because when it comes, i'll be less stressed than i was before.

 

[emuthreat 2837]

Ok, who voted No?  You gotta be kidding, right?  After this wait?

[Just Caused 423]

13 minutes ago, emuthreat said:

Ok, who voted No?  You gotta be kidding, right?  After this wait?

I'd rather have ONE DayZ version without any bug that causes me to stress out playing the game than to have 100 versions that make me mad with bugs.

[Noctoras 409]

I reckon waiting becomes more interesting than playing. When the update is out within half an hour all new items will be found and posted, same goes for new crafting recipees and else.

Waiting on the other hand is more immersive. Every day people check the steam db, the forums and several twitter accounts, more anxious for a "hello folks" from a developer than for a shootout in Cherno. Tense moments when a post by Hicks appears only to be followed by despair when it is yet another threat on other issues. The waiting game keeps you tense for months, only interrupted by small moments of announcements (maybe december ... february ... sooner than folks think). Once the update is out, the forum bursts with new posts for some hours before the questions on 0.61 are coming up and "WaitZ" goes into another round.

Maybe "WaitZ" is a game in its own regard. Highly immersive with tense moment every day, unpredictable live interaction with devs, not knowing whether you will receive a helpful, detailed post or a hint to bugger off. I come to think "WaitZ" might be the real deal out there. Survive the wait and see you in Forumrus :-)

 

Just for the record: This post is not meant to be offensive or dismissive towards anyone. Please handle with care and keep this post out of the reach of children. Do not microwave. Thank you.

Edited April 28, 2016 by Noctoras

[igor-vk 909]

You wait and we will play.

[Noctoras 409]

it's a multiplayer game, no fun in lone wolve waiting ;)

[Luc Tonnerre 174]

omg you're all so awsum,,, except for the guy who voted NO... prepare for a KOS to your face!

DayZpls

Edited April 28, 2016 by Luc Tonnerre

[Irish. 4886]

OP is like.. 

[pilgrim* 3514]

 

Why are "Oh yes please" and "I'm not worthy" two different options ?

Should be a third option  - "I don't have knots in my underwear about this"

xxP

 

[Luc Tonnerre 174]

35 minutes ago, lrishjake said:

OP is like.. 

i'm bursting... literally

[themightylc 56]

9 hours ago, Just Caused said:

I'd rather have ONE DayZ version without any bug that causes me to stress out playing the game than to have 100 versions that make me mad with bugs.

Why join the EA then...? 

[Rauchsauger 94]

57 minutes ago, themightylc said:

Why join the EA then...? 

That is a valid question.

[Deathlove 2286]

15 hours ago, Luc Tonnerre said:

Let it be 0.60

 

Upon hearing the cries of the ppl the developers are like

[Calvin Candie 189]

[pilgrim* 3514]

  + shotgun = ribs

[philippj 103]

43 minutes ago, pilgrim* said:

  + shotgun = ribs

Good with beans, oh wait... still waiting for them to return.