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Just spent a few hours hunting for food the old fashioned way. Shot a cow in the brain pan. Skinned and quartered it to within an inch of it's life. Left the murder scene with a sense of regret. My life as a vegetarian over. And it got me thinking. Seeing that we have medical scrubs and hats in a dozen colours, worn IV kits, damaged blood bags, charcoal tabs, medical thermometers and Tetracycline antibiotics, wouldn't it be fitting if the Development Team were to include some useful animation that supports the ability to check, before you have killed it, whether a cow's is carrying a calf. And elbow length rubber gloves.

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I don't think animation for fisting cows is Bohemias top priority atm.

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I don't think animation for fisting cows is Bohemias top priority atm.

... imagines the screenshots that would be made from such an animation .... ehhhh

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..//.. some useful animation that supports the ability to check, before you have killed it, whether a cow's is carrying a calf. And elbow length rubber gloves.

 

I'm not for it:

this would have to include checking wolves, bear, deer, and rabbits..

(you do know how to sex a rabbit, right?)

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I don't think animation for fisting cows is Bohemias top priority atm.

 

they have sheep... what the hell are animals for then?

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(you do know how to sex a rabbit, right?)

 

lettuce and barry white?

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What would be the point?  if animal husbandry is planned, its for way down the road.

Kill the cow, butcher it, then praise the loot gods you got some veal as a bonus.

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... imagines the screenshots that would be made from such an animation .... ehhhh

 

I already have...

Fiy9cbe.jpg

 

I also noticed these for the first time the other day.  

 Testicles, check.  Still unable to locate the worm...JeQ6iGu.jpg

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I already have...

Fiy9cbe.jpg

 

I also noticed these for the first time the other day.  

 Testicles, check.  Still unable to locate the worm...JeQ6iGu.jpg

OMG lol I never even checked, Did notice the utters though .. So that might say something about where you and I differ lol jk 

 

Did once think it would be a neat feature to be able to gut a cow and go inside it like a sleeping bag to stay warm in extreme situations. 

 

But after some thought I gave that idea up.. 

Now i would just be happy if when you gutted people/animals/zombies you left some mutilated remains behind for 30 minutes or so . 

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..//..

I also noticed these for the first time the other day.  

 Testicles, check.  Still unable to locate the worm...

..//..

 

It is traditional around here where  I live - if you notice a bull in a field you do NOT go up to it and tickle its testicles

[this is a survival tip]

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If it's carrying a calf, you can get milk from the cow ;)

 

What's this thread about? Do vegetarians have regrets in games now, too? Oh boy...feel that guilt over killing some pixels!

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I also noticed these for the first time the other day.  

 Testicles, check.  Still unable to locate the worm...JeQ6iGu.jpg

 

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testicles intensifies

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What would be the point?  if animal husbandry is planned, its for way down the road.

Kill the cow, butcher it, then praise the loot gods you got some veal as a bonus.

 

Pretty much.

 

If you kill a cow that has a calf in its womb, the calf is pretty much either already dead, or going to die. No need to get all weepy-butthurt over it. My major problem with the situation isn't " OMG I killed a baby cow  :( ", but  instead " Holy FUCK, how am I going to preserve ~1500lbs of meat???!!!"

 

Also, seriously?

 

" In a game where the only thing to do right now is run around and kill people, in various means up to and including torture, I am going to get all butthurt because I ate some meat"

 

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