sav112g 114 Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) What if we all demand we don’t want one ever again! Just to spite us we will get one every week!I’ll startWe don’t want no stinking Dev Blog! Edited April 6, 2013 by sav112 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) I hope someone clever makes a silly devblog parody to help us pass the time. I find it hard to believe they didn't at least troll us on the first.Hmmmmm....... Well there was that REALLY surreal one. I though it was eccelent and informative. Edited April 6, 2013 by Fraggle 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Private Evans 1303 Posted April 6, 2013 I've heard Rocket has hired some Trayarch devs for the time he is climbing that little hill.New confirmed features : autohealth, bloody screen, 3. person only, npc's and quests, skilltrees, perks, scripted events and golden Ak'sAmazing news :) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soapmak3r 677 Posted April 6, 2013 I've heard Rocket has hired some Trayarch devs for the time he is climbing that little hill.New confirmed features : autohealth, bloody screen, 3. person only, npc's and quests, skilltrees, perks, scripted events and golden Ak'sAmazing news :)Oh shit yeah!! Can we have achievements like 'backstabbing shit!" and "murderous bastard!" and an unlock system that is even more drawn out than the one in Battlefield 3 as well?? Like f2p levels of grinding just to unlock the scope I prefer?? Oh man...That would be so awesome... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wortie 20 Posted April 6, 2013 Wortie is a butthurt fanboy and its obvious.So much for weekly devblogs...unreliable.I think it's allowed to be a fanboy for the Standalone on the DayZ Forums. :) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted April 6, 2013 I've heard Rocket has hired some Trayarch devs for the time he is climbing that little hill.New confirmed features : autohealth, bloody screen, 3. person only, npc's and quests, skilltrees, perks, scripted events and golden Ak'sAmazing news :)Funfact: My first post ever on these forums was when I magically received a golden AKS via the hacking gods. I didn't have a clue what was going on so I posted asking if they were a rare find ect. and everyone ripped me to pieces saying I was either bullshitting or a hacker. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blondedash 403 Posted April 6, 2013 This is just in Fraggle is a hacker report him to your local admins. just kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blondedash 403 Posted April 6, 2013 hacker!!!knew you would do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted April 6, 2013 I had to get a screenie of it just to shut everyone up. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmberHelios 2071 Posted April 6, 2013 Funfact: My first post ever on these forums was when I magically received a golden AKS via the hacking gods. I didn't have a clue what was going on so I posted asking if they were a rare find ect. and everyone ripped me to pieces saying I was either bullshitting or a hacker.oooh fraggle the truth emerges..... next it will be my brother was playing the game... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blondedash 403 Posted April 6, 2013 I had to get a screenie of it just to shut everyone up.were you a mod back then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted April 6, 2013 were you a mod back then?Lol no, it was my first ever post. I'm sure Mr Nasty was one of the guy's giving me shit about it too and now we're buddies. i should have said it was my bro though. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blondedash 403 Posted April 6, 2013 Lol no, it was my first ever post. I'm sure Mr Nasty was one of the guy's giving me shit about it too and now we're buddies. i should have said it was my bro though. :( I would have suggested banning all of them. just kidding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmberHelios 2071 Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) :( I would have suggested banning all of them. just kiddingAlways remember what ben said "With great power comes great responsibility" Edited April 6, 2013 by AmberHelios Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blondedash 403 Posted April 6, 2013 Always remember what ben said "With great power comes great responsibility"ha, I was kidding. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmberHelios 2071 Posted April 6, 2013 ha, I was kidding.lol i know you were the kidding gave it away :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) Offiscial update from rocket:"I'm cold and freezing my beans off, don't know much about the SA, I let Hammerpoint look after it, last conversation I had was about micro transactions. I said no unless they let me use the big rigs trucks in game! It's all about realism!Must dash, have to stroke the Yeti, that "Derpa" the sherpa brought one to base camp last night, found her in the ration storage tent" Edited April 6, 2013 by Michaelvoodoo25 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zarniwoop 1193 Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) "I'm cold and freezing my beans off, don't know much about the SA, I let Hammerpoint look after it, last conversation I had was about micro transactions.Mini heart attack. Edited April 6, 2013 by Zarniwoop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mos1ey 6301 Posted April 6, 2013 Offiscial update from rocket:"I'm cold and freezing my beans off, don't know much about the SA, I let Hammerpoint look after it, last conversation I had was about micro transactions. I said no unless they let me use the big rigs trucks in game! It's all about realism!Must dash, have to stroke the Yeti, that "Derpa" the sherpa brought one to base camp last night, found her in the ration storage tent"I spoke to Matt. He said they'd sort out a new devblog once the katana wielding velociraptors are working properly. 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roykingtree 125 Posted April 6, 2013 I think the true secret is that they are secretly developing a hand-job system to replace the humanity system. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xucphra 453 Posted April 6, 2013 I think the true secret is that they are secretly developing a hand-job system to replace the humanity system. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☣BioHaze☣ 7337 Posted April 6, 2013 The few, the proud, the immune.If we never get another dev update but had the SA ready to play a week earlier, I would be ok with that.That's my stance.Updates are cute, but actually applying bullets to Zombies is more satisfying.Go team Rocket? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmberHelios 2071 Posted April 6, 2013 B7You sunk my Battleship :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
