DayZ Developer Blog 8th March

[beannner 4]

ROCKETS HAVE MY BABIES>>> PPL WHO CALL OTTERS FANBOYS R JST IMPATIENT< ILL WAIT TILL 2044 4 ALPHA!>> I LOVE FRANK N DWEASEL!>> LEZBY FRENDS BIOHAXZ N LISTEN TO ZAPPS 4 LYF!!

[pxxl 259]

Don't get me wrong i am excited about the standalone. The new areas look like fun and i'm happy about the "drag drop" inventory system.

[Mr Mouse 61]

PPL WHO CALL OTTERS FANBOYS R JST IMPATIENT

Otters are fanboys of fish though.

[Max Planck 7174]

Otters are fanboys of fish though.

In the way that Sauron is a fanboy of hobbits.

Om-nom-nom.

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

This thread is wrong!

Outside your front door is a world with many things like fresh air, cars, people, and reality, go on, take a chance!

[Private Evans 1303]

This thread is wrong!

Outside your front door is a world with many things like fresh air, cars, people, and reality, go on, take a chance!

this is a lie...there is only a Matrix....

[Max Planck 7174]

This thread is wrong!

Outside your front door is a world with many things like fresh air, cars, people, and reality, go on, take a chance!

Eww, no.

[osallivan 74]

cmon guys, only 20 more pages! We can do disss! :P

[leviski 2152]

20 more pages you say? Man I wish we could get more dev blogs or something

[SpittyTheDude 18]

In the year 2525... when this thread is still alive, when the devblog has arrived.

[Gunther (DayZ) 65]

All your beans are belong to us.

[gesundheitk 420]

I got a Friday, ain't got no devblog...

How'm I gonna show it to my friends?

Will it go rogue like Cherno?

Or will it fly high like a Huey in the sky?

[Fajeth 32]

I heard the devblog will feature a video of a helicopter being shot down with a Makarov

[osallivan 74]

I heard Matt will be carrying Rocket's Backpacks and gear when climbing to the Everest.

[amazed 17]

Everything is going to be just fine.

[Post Hoc 30]

Mein Führer! I can walk!

[YZ250 248]

I heard Matt will be carrying Rocket's Backpacks and gear when climbing to the Everest.

SHERPA Matt Lightfoot seen here lugging Rockets PC, Notebooks and assorted clothing

Edited April 7, 2013 by YZ250

[osallivan 74]

The development never stops!

http://www.panasonicforbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Toughbook_Everest1.jpg

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

I heard Matt will be carrying Rocket's Backpacks and gear when climbing to the Everest.

You don't say? I have proof.

[Private Evans 1303]

I heard the devblog will feature a video of a helicopter being shot down with a Makarov

Will it be a golden Makarov and is the heli contaminated with Cholera ? So many questions....still no devblog.

[leviski 2152]

this thread is so irrelevant now

[Private Evans 1303]

this thread is so irrelevant now

agreed...let' s start a discussion instead about BI stealing our moeny, missed deadlines and bad mods....

[philbottle 430]

The devblog is currently with Saatchi and Saatchi awaiting final touches. It just won't have anything to do with DayZ, they're promoting a scent called 'Survival' ....because BI have decided to diversify.

Bastards :lol:

[joe_mcentire 2073]

let's do some riddles then:

As I was going to St. Ives,

I met a man with seven wives.

Every wife had seven sacks,

Every sack had seven cats,

Every cat had seven kittens.

Kittens, cats, sacks, wives,

How many were going to St. Ives?

Edited April 7, 2013 by joe_mcentire

[Max Planck 7174]

Just one, you.

How was St. Ives?

Edited April 7, 2013 by Max Planck