ChimpyGlassman (DayZ)

Well I never..! So, the £40 extra pounds are for a digital map, ARMA 2 and a super secret forum section?

That sounds like a grade A scam! Where on earth did you get it from?

You need Dignitas. Also do you own 3 copies of the game?

Penny farthing. Segway. One of there things -

AIDS in the next update?

Have you seen the silo roof on a busy server? Looks like a charity shop!

I don't think we have to worry about that. PC is first and foremost. The reatarded cousins will have to make the most of it.

This is what I'm talking about - Starts at 48 Seconds http://youtu.be/okkf0ObRBd8

What would happen if society were to crumble? We would revert back to having to make camp fires and get used to not having electricity and running water. I'm delighted the hunting aspect is coming in. I would however, welcome an underground bunker perhaps with its own power supply. That you could adapt and live in. That is getting much too far ahead of myself though. Wishful thinking.

I have died fully laiden that way many, many times. Maybe into double figures. I avoid ladders and running indoors like the plague.

Yeah, but the bits inbetween are fun. I'm talking about the kind of situation where - 5 heavily armed men have you cuffed and are intent in stuffing things into you that you would prefer were not stuffed into you. Asking you to squeel like a piggy 'SUH-WEEEEEEEEE' and breaking your legs leaving you a twisted broken mess. I would 'blam' my cares away before things got that messy. Christ, they can do whatever they want with my corpse, but I don't want to be alive to see it. Or taking a lovely nature hike and 'crack'. 'Oop there go my legs'. It's 10 miles to the nearest farmhouse. Better get crawling.

Hahaha! That is messed up. I would laugh my ass off. I would run around naked but for a gun with 1 bullet and a pair of wellies and do the same. Crazy talk down direct chat and boom. This would lead to mass cult suicides and extremely funny videos.

Kichilron I think you're an easy lover... I don't care anymore and against all odds its just another day in paradise. Has this thread de-railed?

I'm not saying it needs to be implemented immediately! In the fullness of time, I think it would be a welcome addition.

HA! Only in a post ironic way. I'm not pretentions. Honest. Non-masochists!