ChimpyGlassman (DayZ)

Well I never..! So, the £40 extra pounds are for a digital map, ARMA 2 and a super secret forum section?

That sounds like a grade A scam! Where on earth did you get it from?

You need Dignitas. Also do you own 3 copies of the game?

Penny farthing. Segway. One of there things -

AIDS in the next update?

Might be a nice addidtion if you're in a no win situation. Bleeding out/broken limbs/captured by sadists etc. Just a weapon with a bullet. Or some detergent? Or is that too dark?

Have you seen the silo roof on a busy server? Looks like a charity shop!

I don't think we have to worry about that. PC is first and foremost. The reatarded cousins will have to make the most of it.

This is what I'm talking about - Starts at 48 Seconds http://youtu.be/okkf0ObRBd8

What would happen if society were to crumble? We would revert back to having to make camp fires and get used to not having electricity and running water. I'm delighted the hunting aspect is coming in. I would however, welcome an underground bunker perhaps with its own power supply. That you could adapt and live in. That is getting much too far ahead of myself though. Wishful thinking.

I have died fully laiden that way many, many times. Maybe into double figures. I avoid ladders and running indoors like the plague.

Yeah, but the bits inbetween are fun. I'm talking about the kind of situation where - 5 heavily armed men have you cuffed and are intent in stuffing things into you that you would prefer were not stuffed into you. Asking you to squeel like a piggy 'SUH-WEEEEEEEEE' and breaking your legs leaving you a twisted broken mess. I would 'blam' my cares away before things got that messy. Christ, they can do whatever they want with my corpse, but I don't want to be alive to see it. Or taking a lovely nature hike and 'crack'. 'Oop there go my legs'. It's 10 miles to the nearest farmhouse. Better get crawling.

Hahaha! That is messed up. I would laugh my ass off. I would run around naked but for a gun with 1 bullet and a pair of wellies and do the same. Crazy talk down direct chat and boom. This would lead to mass cult suicides and extremely funny videos.

Kichilron I think you're an easy lover... I don't care anymore and against all odds its just another day in paradise. Has this thread de-railed?

I'm not saying it needs to be implemented immediately! In the fullness of time, I think it would be a welcome addition.

HA! Only in a post ironic way. I'm not pretentions. Honest. Non-masochists!

That's what I'm talking about. It would make it feel like a super bleak zombie movie.

Are we going to be able to close doors on them? Have them smash them open while we search around franticly looking inside for something to defend yourself with, finding nothing but a rotten kewi and headtorch, coming to the bleak realisation that you're trapped. If they end up being able to run faster than you it could lead to some serious, panic situations.

Sneaky surprise attack zombies hiding in rooms sounds fantastic.

Amazing! I shall go there now. Thanks DBC!

Brilliant! I've got some stuff already for another one already! There are a few interesting book covers too. Clint Eastwood and Boris Karloff on them. And the magna carta is apparently written by Jay Z.

Will have to put them in another video. I know there are multiple heli's but what is the solo tent?

I was sure I was in Electro!

Squatting!

Thanks chaps. Just been doing a bit of research and found out about a few ones I didn't know about either. FFS fell at the first hurdle. Will ammend in the annotations now. Thanks for the positive messages anyway lads.