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What do you think you would do with chain or padlocks?

Both?

I'd chain up infected in towns to trees, posts. Leave them as watchdogs and whatnot at my camp, etc.. 

So I wonder what all of you would do if we had chains and padlocks to use in dayz? What ideas would you have towards their implementation? 

 

Here are some of mine:

Chains:

Towing

Chaining up infected

Improvised Roadblock

Chain up player (no wiggling out)

Lock up your bike

etc.

Padlocks:

Lock gear into locker

Craft small box, add padlock w/key = locked stash box

Lock up gates

Improvised way of barricading doors

Lock up refrigerators/global stash spots

Craft with rag to create improvised sap (melee weapon)

etc..

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Id padlock every door in the cherno police station on a max pop server... then id laugh, then id cry cause I dont have a life.

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Wait until barricading is a thing and find a walled in area without many gaps (Block those gaps off) and use it to lock the gate. Then enjoy my little spot until I lose it due to bugs.

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   I'd chain up my bike, for a start
- really, what planet do you people come from?   : ) 

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17 minutes ago, pilgrim* said:

   I'd chain up my bike, for a start
: ) 

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I'd prefer a more craftable way of locking it myself. /s :P

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I would definitely have a use for tow chains.

 

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        chainmail ?

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very easy to craft and faster than knitting
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Find someone loggin in, not able to defend himself, knock him out and break his legs with the chain and then say rude things in french. And then when he comes to, knock him out again with my chain again saying rude things in french and adding the word "noob" before leaving.

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Its nice that you watch The Walking Dead, but some of those ideas are fucking riddiculous for DayZ. Padlocks would seem reasonable tho, but they have yet to announce their stance on stashes/loot/ loot "security" so to speak.

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4 hours ago, Buakaw said:

Its nice that you watch The Walking Dead, but some of those ideas are fucking riddiculous for DayZ. 

Its nice that you commented... but some of your thoughts are... 

 

LOL.. just kidding. :P

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Its nice that you replied, but some of your jokes are...

Come to think of it, locking bikes would be awesome.. but what happens if you die and your body despawns and the unique key to your unique padlock is lost?

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9 minutes ago, Buakaw said:

Its nice that you replied, but some of your jokes are...

Come to think of it, locking bikes would be awesome.. but what happens if you die and your body despawns and the unique key to your unique padlock is lost?

RIP, you could probably break a padlock by shooting it with a rifle anything smaller than that doesn't really work.

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3 hours ago, Buakaw said:

Its nice that you replied, but some of your jokes are...

Come to think of it, locking bikes would be awesome.. but what happens if you die and your body despawns and the unique key to your unique padlock is lost?

you chain your bike up and  go off and die and what happens ?
- somebody steals your wheels, obviously.

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explanation:

Spoiler

 

Where I lived in London (back when) there was an classy bike frame chained to a streetlight outside my door for at least a year; It was there when I moved in. OK?  It had - no wheels, no saddle, no handlebars, no pedals, no chain, no gears, no brakes, no cables  = ya know.. nothing except the frame and a really BIG heavyweight bike chain with marks where people had tried to saw through and broke their saws I guess.
Eventually someone got up on a 3d floor roof on the next house and got a rope down to the bike and pulled it up over the top of the streetlight.

Then there was no bike frame anymore.- That was a pity because it was a landmark to my area; I used it to explain where I lived by telling girls who called from the pub to find the bike frame and turn right, and I'd be waiting for them.

In other rougher areas  there was a thing like that locked on every second lamppost, so that was no big deal - but we were a moderate kind of corner.. we were  genteel ! - and a max of about 15 people shared a house, ya know.? and no loud music after 3 am unless it was full-on live rock or punk.

So that's what happens when you chain your bike up and leave it.


 

I hope you checked you were over 18 before you read that.

xxP

 

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Run a chain (or wire) across busy road.

Wait for unsuspecting guy on dirtbike hauling ass.

Watch as his head is cut off.

Profit.

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Girth? That sounds so country. 

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Catch and chain 20 bambi's to a lada with no engine, sit on the roof and force them to drag me around cherno.

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