hunting and executing medics LOL

[king_of_the_beans 92]

Red paint + a ballistic's helmet?

You know what would be amazing, when you want to go paint an object it brings you to a mini game where you spray paint a symbol you want on your object. It would be great way to shows people creativity. 

[BiGoDeViN (DayZ) 423]

You know what would be amazing, when you want to go paint an object it brings you to a mini game where you spray paint a symbol you want on your object. It would be great way to shows people creativity. 

 

It'd be sweet. But there'd be 1 million dicks drawn on everything. Everything.

[Weedz 1105]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe a basic rule during WW2 (And probably a lot of other wars. But any war that involved the British's pussy ass way of lining up and douching on each other doesn't count) Was to avoid killing Medics on either side. Hence the red cross on a Medic's helmet.

Yes. Since the original 1864 Geneva Convention medics were to be treated as civilians not combat soldiers. Medics were not even allowed to use their weapons unless it was in self-defense. This is of course not true in the war on terror as they don't care and would probably target medics if they wore red crosses.

 

Firing at a medic wearing a Red Cross / Red Crescent is a war crime punishable by death in about 99.9% of the countries in the world.

 

 

So basically OP is Al-Qaeda and the entire world is now against him.

Edited April 3, 2014 by Weedz

[eric4483 32]

Hahha I love Guppy's Posts. I play by myself mostly (looking for someone awesome to team with!) and the medic society as a whole honestly warms my heart. Fucking such a cool group of people who like to see others enjoy a pasttime like video games MORE by helping their characters survive. Way to go guys ;D

 

Alright, bring it on you bastard.

This isn't original, this isn't funny.

I've been ambushed numerous times, and I can confirm most have gotten domed.

By the way, I'm linking this thread on the RRF. Extra alert.

I'll also be sure to contact the Rangers about exterminating you pesky bandits.

TL;DR: Bring it, bitch. War is something a medic is accustomed to.

 

EDIT: Also, I'm forwarding this to the TMW.

 

Within my squad, and possibly the RRF and TWM, your ass is KoS and blacklisted.

[Whyherro123 2283]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe a basic rule during WW2 (And probably a lot of other wars. But any war that involved the British's pussy ass way of lining up and douching on each other doesn't count) Was to avoid killing Medics on either side. Hence the red cross on a Medic's helmet.

I am a little confused as to what exactly you mean by "the British pussy ass way of lining up a douching on each other". Are you referring to the concept of Line Infantry, which was used by pretty much everybody in the Modern Era from 1500 to 1914? They had to do that in order to have any sort of effectiveness with the weaponry of the time...

Sorry, off-topic. It just ganks my goat to see people totally misunderstand military tactics, and the rationale behind them....

[TheScruffyBandit 382]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe a basic rule during WW2 (And probably a lot of other wars. But any war that involved the British's pussy ass way of lining up and douching on each other doesn't count) Was to avoid killing Medics on either side. Hence the red cross on a Medic's helmet.

What's pussy ass about standing upright in an open field in lines and shooting the shit out of each other? Hell, we even wore brightly coloured jackets so we'd be clearly visible to both our own troops and the enemy.

 

The only way we could have been any more hardcore is if we refused to use guns and instead walked up and stabbed the enemy with our bullets.

Edited April 4, 2014 by TheScruffyBandit

[Whyherro123 2283]

What's pussy ass about standing upright in an open field in lines and shooting the shit out of each other? Hell, we even wore brightly coloured jackets so we'd be clearly visible to both our own troops and the enemy.

 

The only way we could have been any more hardcore is if we refused to use guns and instead walked up and stabbed the enemy with our bullets.

They stood in lines in open fields because they had to. Tactics and equipment of the times made it a necessity. Same thing with the anti-camo jackets; in a battlefield full of smoke, you had to be able to tell friend from foe.

...woops, now I realize you were being sarcastic/facetious..... :blush: .

Edited April 4, 2014 by Whyherro123

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

Yes. Since the original 1864 Geneva Convention medics were to be treated as civilians not combat soldiers. Medics were not even allowed to use their weapons unless it was in self-defense. This is of course not true in the war on terror as they don't care and would probably target medics if they wore red crosses.

 

Firing at a medic wearing a Red Cross / Red Crescent is a war crime punishable by death in about 99.9% of the countries in the world.

 

 

So basically OP is Al-Qaeda and the entire world is now against him.

 

The morale of this story, don't shoot the Red Cross.

[guppy22143 1081]

Hahha I love Guppy's Posts. I play by myself mostly (looking for someone awesome to team with!) and the medic society as a whole honestly warms my heart. Fucking such a cool group of people who like to see others enjoy a pasttime like video games MORE by helping their characters survive. Way to go guys ;D

daw thanks mate

[Whyherro123 2283]

I'd just like to say that I have been waiting for FOREVER to finally be able to use the phrase "ganks my goat". Thank you, random foolish ignorant OP for this truly wonderful opportunity  :)

[Pokerguy12 218]

you guys are gonna fail

I will make you fail

[jasher11 67]

Good luck with that, have a good time wasting your life

[Electi 149]

Do not harm

[Macdeth 176]

been a funny old week of medic murder mayhem. one of our group joined the RRF a few weeks ago and spends a fair amount of time in their teamspeak channel. This was a canny move on our part.

 

number one for us is to make each murder seem completely random  and entirely unconnected with the patient and in this we are so far successful. one medic who got killed (by us LOL) while on his way to treat one of us felt so bad he actually spent the rest of the night regearing so he could 'complete the mission' LOL when he finally let us know he was ready to come and give the morphine etc we were waiting, our mole helped him to gear up LOL and we knew exactly where he was going to be.

 

He logged in, now we are not total douches, we see there is no kudos in shooting a guy as he stands paralysed mid login, no, we waited for him to come down to the front door of the house he was in and as soon as the door opened HEADSHOT!!!! we killed our mole too, just to assist in his deep cover, we aint no noobs LOL

 

Now, I wish I could name names, I wish I could post videos but as I'm sure you'll all understand this is a live operation and we have operatives in the field, we must take every precaution to protect these brave soldiers.

 

Soon, when we have either a load of funny killings or we get bored a compilation highlight video shall be forth coming complete with medic teamspeak transcripts of rage and butthurt LOL

Edited April 6, 2014 by Macdeth

[guppy22143 1081]

been a funny old week of medic murder mayhem. one of our group joined the RRF a few weeks ago and spends a fair amount of time in their teamspeak channel. This was a canny move on our part.

 

number one for us is to make each murder seem completely random  and entirely unconnected with the patient and in this we are so far successful. one medic who got killed (by us LOL) while on his way to treat one of us felt so bad he actually spent the rest of the night regearing so he could 'complete the mission' LOL when he finally let us know he was ready to come and give the morphine etc we were waiting, our mole helped him to gear up LOL and we knew exactly where he was going to be.

 

He logged in, now we are not total douches, we see there is no kudos in shooting a guy as he stands paralysed mid login, no, we waited for him to come down to the front door of the house he was in and as soon as the door opened HEADSHOT!!!! we killed our mole too, just to assist in his deep cover, we aint no noobs LOL

 

Now, I wish I could name names, I wish I could post videos but as I'm sure you'll all understand this is a live operation and we have operatives in the field, we must take every precaution to protect these brave soldiers.

 

Soon, when we have either a load of funny killings or we get bored a compilation highlight video shall be forth coming complete with medic teamspeak transcripts of rage and butthurt LOL

You're a fucking asshole. So what you do is ambush and kill people who hike their asses across the map and take a risk to help COMPLETE STRANGERS. You better know I'm hunting your mole.

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Just don't kill that cute blonde medic. Or Guppy. That's all I ask.

[ruullor 56]

been a funny old week of medic murder mayhem. one of our group joined the RRF a few weeks ago and spends a fair amount of time in their teamspeak channel. This was a canny move on our part.

 

number one for us is to make each murder seem completely random  and entirely unconnected with the patient and in this we are so far successful. one medic who got killed (by us LOL) while on his way to treat one of us felt so bad he actually spent the rest of the night regearing so he could 'complete the mission' LOL when he finally let us know he was ready to come and give the morphine etc we were waiting, our mole helped him to gear up LOL and we knew exactly where he was going to be.

 

He logged in, now we are not total douches, we see there is no kudos in shooting a guy as he stands paralysed mid login, no, we waited for him to come down to the front door of the house he was in and as soon as the door opened HEADSHOT!!!! we killed our mole too, just to assist in his deep cover, we aint no noobs LOL

 

Now, I wish I could name names, I wish I could post videos but as I'm sure you'll all understand this is a live operation and we have operatives in the field, we must take every precaution to protect these brave soldiers.

 

Soon, when we have either a load of funny killings or we get bored a compilation highlight video shall be forth coming complete with medic teamspeak transcripts of rage and butthurt LOL

thats not how they run there missions, so either BS or that was a new medic

and if true it would be to easy to figure out your mole with the discription of your actions

[GrappleX 354]

I'm still shocked pacific is agreeing with the community at large.

 

Holy shit.

[kichilron 8550]

You're a fucking asshole. So what you do is ambush and kill people who hike their asses across the map and take a risk to help COMPLETE STRANGERS. You better know I'm hunting your mole.

 

 

I know you're getting upset, because he's trying to attack your community - but please don't let it get the better of you.

[skypig 139]

so... basically you're so terrible at this game that you need to have your 'target' lead right up to you?

that's not 'hunting' kid.. that's like bragging that you tracked down, stalked and hunted a pizza delivery guy who you ordered from and showed up on your front step LOL

you guys are hard core to the extreme! holy shit!

[Rammur 59]

Some people are seriously mistaken if they think the medics come in unprepared for ambushes lol normally they had a escort tyocally a whole damn battalions worth good luck taking out the medics who have been doing it for since mod days lol.

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

Well Iv spotted the medics travelling before and havd seen them with a few guys, heavly armed may i add...just think medics you didnt even know i was looking over you ;)

[dallas 5195]

If it wasn't without risk, it wouldn't be any fun.

I imagine even most medics acknowledge this.

[hellcat420 212]

I will make you fail

good luck trying that

[P0rkchop 31]

I will lend my gun to the medics