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Ech, again a fake! You're not funny anymore!

 

 

When was he ever funny?

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One coming right up!

 

PS: It might take a while :P

 

:beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans: TAKE THEM ALL

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Things must be going well if they are working on things like Rain. If it had been going tits up what the rain looked like would have been the last thing on the developers minds.

 

This bodes good!

 

December the 12th release date is my bet!

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:beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans: TAKE THEM ALL

Are you going to be the famous DayZ Swamp monster once we finally get into the game as it seems your location is the swamp, you having a gas mask and other Stalker gear so are you going to stalk us and Say freaky stuff like DayZ psychopath and Demon voice man?

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I'm now convinced we have just witnessed the fist glimpses of the FINAL TEST. I'm raising the Imminence level to ORANGE.

 

Basically equivalent to Defcon 2

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I also feel fine in terms of available water.

 

"You begin to feel slightly insane in terms of standalone releases"

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When was he ever funny?

Great question. Never. He has never once been funny.

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*thumb and forefinger* Shut-uppa-you-mouths witha de speculative release dates already.

 

Jamaican me crazy when you should be Jamaican me a beef patty with cheese instead.

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Are you going to be the famous DayZ Swamp monster once we finally get into the game as it seems your location is the swamp, you having a gas mask and other Stalker gear so are you going to stalk us and Say freaky stuff like DayZ psychopath and Demon voice man?

 

 

I would probably walk around rather nonchalant.  Whenever another player runs up, I'll say something stalker.  Like:

 

"Uberi oruje" - Put your weapon away

"Stvol uberi snachala, potom pogovorim" - Put your weapon away first, then we'll talk

 

Or Get out of here Stalker!

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Jamaican me crazy when you should be Jamaican me a beef patty with cheese instead.

 

You're all makin' me Haile Selassie!

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I'm now convinced we have just witnessed the fist glimpses of the FINAL TEST. I'm raising the Imminence level to ORANGE.

The equivalent of sunbathing indoors.

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Here we go again.

Don't blame this man, all he wanted to do was to have a few laughs, well obvisouly it did not went that way. Just get over it people and leave the poor man alone, I know its not nice to be picked on forums, 100 vs 1, thats wrong. Picking time is over, go home :)

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Don't blame this man, all he wanted to do was to have a few laughs, well obvisouly it did not went that way. Just get over it people and leave the poor man alone, I know its not nice to be picked on forums, 100 vs 1, thats wrong. Picking time is over, go home :)

This is my home.

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Don't blame this man, all he wanted to do was to have a few laughs, well obvisouly it did not went that way. Just get over it people and leave the poor man alone, I know its not nice to be picked on forums, 100 vs 1, thats wrong. Picking time is over, go home :)

Lol, no it's rather the childish cherrypicking, but I'm a grown man and I can take it.

I think secretly everyone who keeps leaving those comments love me so deeply but lack the social skills to communicate that love to me :)

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Since we've got ( as it seems) the Arma 3 godrays already, I guess we will see the Arma 3 fog and the new Arma 3 rain implemented as well 

 

 

This seems to be the case.  Porting Arma 3 features to DayZ doesn't seem to hard for the devs.  Maybe we can have ragdoll too in the future!  :D

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Lol, no it's rather the childish cherrypicking, but I'm a grown man and I can take it.

I think secretly everyone who keeps leaving those comments love me so deeply but lack the social skills to communicate that love to me :)

Bullshit no matter how much you deny it, everyone feels bad about picking.

 

 

This seems to be the case.  Porting Arma 3 features to DayZ doesn't seem to hard for the devs.  Maybe we can have ragdoll too in the future!  :D

Would be the most important secondary add in the gameplay section if you ask me.

Edited by Aporis

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Bullshit no matter how much you deny it, everyone feels bad about picking.

 

 

Would be the most important secondary add in the gameplay section if you ask me.

Yes, in fact, I'm going to schedule an appointment with a psychologist or therapist so I can get the emotions out of me.

I haven't cried in a long time, and it's about time I tell someone how I feel about people I haven't ever met in my life and plan on never meeting.

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Just because John read the receipt wrong to you--you're gonna act like this? Is this how you act? Is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities?

Edited by Inception.

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BUT I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE IM GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!!!

NEAGH!

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