#DayZ Logic

[SirEpicTickles 19]

Put on damaged Gorka helmet

Get punched in the helmet once

Becomes worn  :)

[Judged_Guitly 80]

Things I can fit in my “fresh spawn” jeans.

 

4 pens (no problem)

4 cans of beans (little tight but OK)

2 raincoats

A quilted jacket

A Gorka helmet (is that a helmet in your pocket…)

A car battery (ouch)

A Smersh vest (reality is getting a bit fuzzy)

A plate carrier with holster and pouches (we have now officially went Dr. Who)

 

Mean while in the really real world I can just fit my wallet and a set of car keys. Maybe I should invest in a larger pair of relaxed fit with car-battery pockets.

 

 

This is a fun thread, keep em coming.

[Irish. 4886]

Or the fact that anyone can 2 punch knock me out.. 

..there are a lot of mini Mike Tysons running around Chernarus. 

[pilgrim* 3514]

 

 

                                                                

1 hour ago, lrishjake said:

Or the fact that anyone can 2 punch knock me out.. 

                             

[emuthreat 2837]

Google image searched that pic. Thanks for the humorous history reads on "Bendigo."

Keepin' it on topic:  The burlap sacks can be used making for burlap strips, improvised courier bag, improvised backpack, or be put over head of prisoner; they cannot be used as a sack.  I hope this revealed fix for use in hands can include some more realistic utility for burlap sacks.

Edited March 24, 2016 by emuthreat
Daily happenins

[philippj 103]

You play a female character.

You lay down.

Eat beans.

Your character stands up, cuz she is an independent woman and can make her own decisions.

Dies to a bullet to the head.

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

-You can use rags to bandage. You can use rags to tie an armband. Once you've used rags to make an armband, you cannot untie the armband to use as a bandage. (Debunked! You can't untie it, but you can re-cut your armband)

-You hear changing clutch of a vehicle much further away then you do the engine of the vehicle. (Audio bug)

Edited March 28, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

[JBURNS489 165]

I don't know if it was a recent change or not but you can indeed turn an armband back into rags! +1 to this thread though keep em comin! :)

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

2 minutes ago, JBURNS489 said:

I don't know if it was a recent change or not but you can indeed turn an armband back into rags! +1 to this thread though keep em comin! :)

Can you explain how? ^.^ When it's right clicked it simply says inspect. Guessing you need to re-cut it?

[JBURNS489 165]

Yeah re cut it. I had to drag a knife onto it and have the arm band in my backpack, not equipped. It gave me the option to cut into rags :)

Edited March 27, 2016 by JBURNS489

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

You can't saline yourself.

[emuthreat 2837]

If you burn a fish filet and eat it anyway, you will get a funny taste in your mouth, to fix it you need charcoal tablets;  eating charcoal fixes having eaten charcoal.

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

You remove tires with a tire iron, while the tires are bearing the weight of the vehicle. Which is an impressive feat of strength considering V3S's and Bus's. ((Not mentioning NewUI Bugs))

Edited April 12, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

[JBURNS489 165]

You can wear sunglasses at night, without making everything darker. 

 

[emuthreat 2837]

Sunglasses, and even the welding mask, have zero effect on the glare of the sun.

(I clicked for more Corey Hart)

[philippj 103]

Stabs someone with a knife to the head.

Unconscious.

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

When you strip 7.62 from a stripper clip and discard the clip, the graphic of the empty stripper clip is of a full stripper clip. Those visual bugs that make you take a second look. ^.^ ((Also, oddly enough, if you load an SKS with downloaded ammo from a stripper clip, it plays the animation as if it was on a stripper clip.))

 

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

You can dissemble a ruined improvised backpack and get pristine ingredients. 

Edited April 15, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

[emuthreat 2837]

Nice catch...

[Luc Tonnerre 174]

World has gone full apocalyptic, destroyed stuff and rusty infra structure everywhere. But in the military areas, where the crap hit the fan in a 'last-stand' manner, there still are perfectly pitched tents in the middle of exploded tanks and general mayhem.

dayzpls :D

[behemoth_dog 4]

A strange virus is making people go feral and murder each other? THE MILITARY HAS FAILED?! The best course of action is for as many people as possible to throw our appliances into the yard! We will survive this.

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

Kill a man with handcuffs on, and the handcuffs disappear.

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

Skinning and quartering a body causes equipment to disappear. Which makes me seriously wonder the additives in human steak. O.O

Edited April 20, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

Pristine Rags (stack-able up to 6 uses per slot), are better than medical bandages (four uses per slot).

Edited April 20, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny

[[DGN] Johnny 115]

-You can't drown if you enter the water with a broken leg. 

-The ammo in your weapon can be ruined when you are shot, even though your weapon itself is pristine. This includes weapons with internal magazines, and the round sitting in the chamber.

-A Damaged PU scope is clearly damaged when you look through it, a damaged hunting scope is not.

 

Edited April 22, 2016 by [DGN] Johnny