Adult Content

[BleedoutBill 1636]

I had a stroll through the SteamDB a short while ago and I saw an update for an internal build that is labelled, "has_adult_content-1." So naturally, I'm wondering what the heck is going on. Are we going to have bestiality in the next experimental build? Masturbation any one? The mind boggles. Does anyone have any insights?

[-Gews- 7443]

I had a stroll through the SteamDB a short while ago and I saw an update for an internal build that is labelled, "has_adult_content-1." So naturally, I'm wondering what the heck is going on. Are we going to have bestiality in the next experimental build? Masturbation any one? The mind boggles. Does anyone have any insights?

 

Porn taped to the driver's side window of the upcoming bus.

[klesh 2423]

Finally getting that "dimebag"?  I suppose the cigarettes or "vo(d)ka" could make it adult as well.

 

http://dayzdev.tumblr.com/post/96739657031/status-report-week-of-01-sept-14

 

 

Standup Notes for the week of 01 Sept 14

          Art:

• Firefighter Helmet
• New civilian zombie
• SPOSN Backpack
• NEAF civilian hangar
• New 55-gal drum
• Derringer
• AKS74U
• AK101 retexture
• M4 Drum Mag
• Pack of cigarettes
• Skate helmet
• Bottle of voka
• Dime bag
• Range Finder
• Leather wallet
• Radio Cassette player
• RGD2 smoke (white, black)
• Waterproof packable bag
• Waterproof backpack

Edited September 6, 2015 by klesh

[☣BioHaze☣ 7337]

Naked zombies.

 

You heard it here first.

[Deathlove 2282]

I had a stroll through the SteamDB a short while ago and I saw an update for an internal build that is labelled, "has_adult_content-1." So naturally, I'm wondering what the heck is going on. Are we going to have bestiality in the next experimental build? Masturbation any one? The mind boggles. Does anyone have any insights?

Much bigger breast for the female characters hopefully? And boob hats to! lmao

 

 

Naked zombies.

 

You heard it here first.

 

A contractor already beat Dayz to that with State of Decay or State of Dickay. XD

[QUAZIMOFO 275]

S&M clothing!

 

https://youtu.be/S8kPqAV_74M

[IgnobleBasterd 161]

S&M clothing!

 

https://youtu.be/S8kPqAV_74M

Imagine that with the ability to defecate!

[tobias winfro 305]

I swear to jeebus if I see one of you running down the road in a leather vest, assless chaps, a ball gag and a whip, I'm running the opposite way.

[Deathlove 2282]

I swear to jeebus if I see one of you running down the road in a leather vest, assless chaps, a ball gag and a whip, I'm running the opposite way.

 

I'm going to do all that and perfectly mimic a womans voice for you! You wont be even able to tell the difference till its to late! XD

[lrp1984 199]

I swear to jeebus if I see one of you running down the road in a leather vest, assless chaps, a ball gag and a whip, I'm running the opposite way.

 

That would be my ideal clan uniform.. As long as the leather vest was waterproof. I'd hate to die of hypothermia after the first rain cloud.

 

 

Edited September 7, 2015 by McTabish

[OrLoK 16182]

Its the large gold statue of me in Elektro.

 

It'll be anatomically correct down to the last detail.

 

Look upon my works ye mighty and dispair!

 

L

[Deathlove 2282]

Its the large gold statue of me in Elektro.

 

It'll be anatomically correct down to the last detail.

 

Look upon my works ye mighty and dispair!

 

L

Hopefully they add your realistic donkey head into it as well!

 

<3

[PrincessRobotBubblegum 27]

This just in!!!!

The implementation of booty shorts as well as the ability to pole dance on the light poles in all towns, and a new make it rain animation!

@mctabish if that is going to be your clan uniform, I'd like to be the first in line to see!

[Deathlove 2282]

This just in!!!!

The implementation of booty shorts as well as the ability to pole dance on the light poles in all towns, and a new make it rain animation!

Do we get a we get a smack the woman on the ass emote yet?

[[Outcasts]Massacre 121]

Its the large gold statue of me in Elektro.

 

It'll be anatomically correct down to the last detail.

 

Look upon my works ye mighty and dispair!

 

L

 

We'd need a microscope for that and they aren't in game yet..... 

 

ps, And don't tell me you didn't see that cumming comming!

Edited September 8, 2015 by Massacre

[BleedoutBill 1636]

I'm going to do all that and perfectly mimic a womans voice for you! You wont be even able to tell the difference till its to late! XD

Run around Chernarus looking like that and someone will definitely get Medievel on your ass!

[Deathlove 2282]

Run around Chernarus looking like that and someone will definitely get Medievel on your ass!

I rarely ever go to Cherno.Not as profitable loot wise except for finding basic gear.

Edited September 9, 2015 by Deathlove

[lrp1984 199]

I rarely ever go to Chernarus. Not as profitable loot wise except for finding basic gear.

 

Hrmm, what game are you playing then?

[Deathlove 2282]

Hrmm, what game are you playing then?

Candy Land, its much safer and the zombies have gumdrop teeth that cant break your skin.

[tobias winfro 305]

So I have a question, if and when the dime bags are put ingame, will we be able to make an improvised bong? I didn't see any kinda of rolling papers or pipes/hookas/vaporizers in the dev notes. All we need is duct tape, something to use as a resivoir(for the contents of said dime bag), tubing(if hookas are your thing) and a water bottle

Edit: or an old spite/notacola/Rasputin kvass or pipsi can for when times are hard and you don't want to ruin your water bottle

Edited September 9, 2015 by Tobias Winfro

[IgnobleBasterd 161]

There really should be LSD or 'shrooms in the game. Just imagine running around shotting... things. Combine that with wearing a gimp suit covered in feces. Things could be fantastic!

Edited September 9, 2015 by IgnobleBasterd

[BleedoutBill 1636]

There really should be LSD or 'shrooms in the game. Just imagine running around shotting... things. Combine that with wearing a gimp suit covered in feces. Things could be fantastic!

It looks like several varieties of mushrooms are planned.

[BleedoutBill 1636]

So I have a question, if and when the dime bags are put ingame, will we be able to make an improvised bong? I didn't see any kinda of rolling papers or pipes/hookas/vaporizers in the dev notes. All we need is duct tape, something to use as a resivoir(for the contents of said dime bag), tubing(if hookas are your thing) and a water bottle

Edit: or an old spite/notacola/Rasputin kvass or pipsi can for when times are hard and you don't want to ruin your water bottle

 

We provide complimentary rolling paper, with every box of ammo!

[tobias winfro 305]

We provide complimentary rolling paper, with every box of ammo!

I dunno man, never tried smokin from one of those types of papers.....mmmm gunpowder and weed. I still hold out hope for a McGuyver'd bong

[BleedoutBill 1636]

I dunno man, never tried smokin from one of those types of papers.....mmmm gunpowder and weed. I still hold out hope for a McGuyver'd bong

Dude ... it's a blast!

 

Surgeon General's warning:

Smokin' dope and shootin' guns at the same time is a hell of a lot of fun, but it could lead to unintentional consequences!