ScorePoint 60 Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) What do you think is the story behind this picture? Any detectives? Let's see who has the most accurate guess! Edited March 8, 2015 by ScorePoint Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hannibaldaplaya 1095 Posted March 8, 2015 We can see that his pants are RUINED / damaged. This can lead us to some assumptions - -He was shot in the legs by you or someone else. -He was hit in the legs by the oddly positioned (now twice dead) zombono next to him. We can also see that he is in a ragdoll state. This mean he is dead, not unconscious. My estimate is that while this lookalike brother of yours was distracted by a zombie, you shot him in the legs. You then shot the zombie after it was done bashing in the injured man's head. You then documented your brutal acts because why the fuck not. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaingunfighter 917 Posted March 8, 2015 "He could no longer feel the gaping wound in his abdomen, his pain receptors all but shut down and blood flowing with all but adrenaline at this point. No, he couldn't feel it, but he definitely would not stop thinking about it. Not five minutes before it was just him and his group, of a considerable number and on destination to Novigrad, where they flew blindly towards yet more softly spoken rumors of possible sanctuary in hte lawless wastelands. The bitter reality of their hope was, well, dim - but it's not like they would have ever have the chance to realize that Chernarussian Capital had long been burned down, with the closest nearby per say "semblance of order" an Islamist-controlled autocratic 'refugee camp' on Mt. Hazar Bagh, 38 kilometers from the border of their neighboring post-Soviet European state, and mind you that even they were in midst of major disruption considering conflict with the vast numbers of stranded Coalition forces who were never able to leave the Middle East. But no, they would never learn of this, because of one, simple mistake. And of course, it would be Ivan who ruined it for them. Despite the coming idiocy, the group was able to come to the smart consensus of bypassing Chernogorsk and Dubky, instead choosing to pass through Nadezhdino and avoid the seemingly large numbers of infected that would undoubtedly lie in wait inside the city. Ivan was not the brightest, but he had the keenest eyesight of anyone in the group, pushing him to the scouting position. He also flattered himself with the idea that he was good shot (it couldn't be further than the truth, but he wasn't expected to shoot anything.) Upon finally reaching the town, Ivan spotted what may have been the group's saving grace; a clearly working and possibly fueled V3S. While the main roads were dangerous, having a large truck that could fit the entire group would make reaching the capital a cakewalk in comparison to the hardships they had endured before. Unfortunately, Ivan neglected to remind the group of one simple thing. One. simple. thing. And without speaking, the rest of his group entered the truck, preparing to drive. Ivan, preparing to enter, walked forward as if he were Neil Armstrong taking his first steps on the moon. So, so proud of himself. And just as he reached out to sit inside, the truck skyrocketed off the ground thousands of feet into the air, before proceeding to fall, eventually reaching terminal velocity, and slam into the ground, disappearing beneath it. Ivan stood, shocked, and the reality hit him. That one simple thing he forgot to remember? He was playing on Alpha 0.53. Ivan could do nothing but stare for three minutes. Then a hacker teleported and killed him in that awkward position. The end." 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted March 8, 2015 Well this just screams all kinds of kinky and bizarre shit.... XD 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emuthreat 2837 Posted March 8, 2015 Did he try to takeout the last zombie by throwing a sledgehammer at its head, and got killed by the rebound? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
holyoak 126 Posted March 8, 2015 50 Shades of Dayz 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
star-lord252 83 Posted March 8, 2015 two idiots trying to be bandits but get wrecked because of how they don't know how to kill guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blackberrygoo 1416 Posted March 8, 2015 Hmmm lemme guess , the dead guy is you , you were attacked by many a Zeds , so you decided it was too much to handle .. You decide to log off in the ensuing pressure , when you log back in you notice you still have all your stuff and your dead clone is getting beat by that lawyer zombie bitch so you quickly take her out and take said screenshot ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hannibaldaplaya 1095 Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) Hmmm lemme guess , the dead guy is you , you were attacked by many a Zeds , so you decided it was too much to handle .. You decide to log off in the ensuing pressure , when you log back in you notice you still have all your stuff and your dead clone is getting beat by that lawyer zombie bitch so you quickly take her out and take said screenshot ? His lookalike is wearing a puff jacket, while he is wearing a leather jacket. Edited March 8, 2015 by One-Eyed Paulie 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScorePoint 60 Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) One-Eyed Paulie has the most accurate guess, so far! We can see that his pants are RUINED / damaged. This can lead us to some assumptions - -He was shot in the legs by you or someone else. -He was hit in the legs by the oddly positioned (now twice dead) zombono next to him. We can also see that he is in a ragdoll state. This mean he is dead, not unconscious. My estimate is that while this lookalike brother of yours was distracted by a zombie, you shot him in the legs. You then shot the zombie after it was done bashing in the injured man's head. You then documented your brutal acts because why the fuck not. His lookalike is wearing a puff jacket, while he is wearing a leather jacket. Edited March 8, 2015 by ScorePoint Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damnyourdeadman 1045 Posted March 8, 2015 What do you think is the story behind this picture? Any detectives? Let's see who has the most accurate guess! *Two guys happily strolling around Cherno when suddenly...* "Zombie in the distance" *Groooaaaah* - Guy 1: Damn,these zombies are annoying,here let me take care of it... **Guy 1 pulls out his sledgehammer swinging away at the zombie** - Guy 2: Here dude i'll help you out... Guy 2 pulls out his weapon and sprays away... **Bang** **Bang** "Suddenly desync happens and guy 1 rubberbands in front of the bullets" - Guy 1 : Dude what the fu... *Guy 1 dies* -Guy 2 : Omg,i'm sorry i ... * looks at friend's gear * ... nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killawife 599 Posted March 8, 2015 You fell from the roof and died from a game crash or when the (persistant) server restarted. Went in and there was your body, surrounded by angry zeds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted March 8, 2015 chain...thats how dayZ bugreports shall be written... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaingunfighter 917 Posted March 9, 2015 chain...thats how dayZ bugreports shall be written...If only. Despite being redundant after a certain point, it's still far better than the "HELP I DIED AND I THINK IT WAS HACKER OR GLITCH BUT I NOT SURE" reports you get a modest amount of. (An obvious exaggeration, but people reporting bugs here have a strong tendency to leave out significant portions of necessary information that would help identify their issues.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScorePoint 60 Posted March 10, 2015 One-Eyed Paulie is the winner!This is what happened. The guy chased me with his sledge hammer tried to kill me, so we circled around until I shot him in the legs. He fell, and I let zombies eat him. After he died, I killed the zombies. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Finchtastic 50 Posted March 10, 2015 Well, you can't see the weapon, but you can see the shadow a bit. It looks long, I'm assuming it's a mosin. That being said, that guy was probably trying to bash zombies with a sledgehammer and you shot him in the legs. You were probably too close, so he died in about 10 seconds before you could patch him up, handcuff and rob him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Finchtastic 50 Posted March 10, 2015 Well, you can't see the weapon, but you can see the shadow a bit. It looks long, I'm assuming it's a mosin. That being said, that guy was probably trying to bash zombies with a sledgehammer and you shot him in the legs. You were probably too close, so he died in about 10 seconds before you could patch him up, handcuff and rob him.bah, didn't see it was answered already. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScorePoint 60 Posted March 10, 2015 Well, you can't see the weapon, but you can see the shadow a bit. It looks long, I'm assuming it's a mosin. That being said, that guy was probably trying to bash zombies with a sledgehammer and you shot him in the legs. You were probably too close, so he died in about 10 seconds before you could patch him up, handcuff and rob him.I appreciate it for sticking to the topic at least. But you're the only person mentioned about the shadow. So, that's good. I don't remember exactly what gun I had, I think you're right I either had a mosin or MP shotgun, I used more than 2-3 guns that day. So 50x50 chance! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex 1104 Posted March 11, 2015 Is his head really up that zombies dress? WE GOT A PERVERT HERE!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScorePoint 60 Posted March 11, 2015 Is his head really up that zombies dress? WE GOT A PERVERT HERE!!!the pervert got what he deserved for trying to violate the zombie chicks. I didn't want pregnant zombies running around. Not enough women in Chernarus these dayz :P lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
