Open can of beans with....what?!

[Whyherro123 2283]

Open can of beans with......sledgehammer.

 

98% remaining.

 

That is ridiculously hilarious. That is all.

[yazar8 584]

I love alpha!

[klesh 2423]

Try opening a watermelon with one.

 

[The-MCV- 149]

98% remaining.....on the sledgehammer. The other 2% are in the can.

[Whyherro123 2283]

98% remaining.....on the sledgehammer. The other 2% are in the can.

DAMN STRAIGHT I LICKED THE BEANS OFF IT!

[synystr 118]

I got 3% left when opening it with brass knuckles :P

[The Aquatic Land Walrus 565]

I opened my can of beans with a backpack once.

3% of beans left... In my shirt...

[danceswithzeds 22]

What I really want to to be able to open a can of beans or tactical bacon with the still warm jaws and teeth of the guy I just killed on the North West side of the map.

 

Now that's a bad ass game when we can do that.

 

 

 

[leviski 2152]

DAMN STRAIGHT I LICKED THE BEANS OFF IT!

Okay Miley

[ChainReactor 922]

Okay Miley

 

I came in like a fire axe,

102 % left, that ain't hacks !

[o5pr3y (DayZ) 77]

I got 3% left when opening it with brass knuckles :P

The mental image of someone punching their beans open is making me lose my shit right now haaha

[Geckofrog7 1169]

How do you even open a can of beans with a sledgehammer without crushing the entire can. xD

[Mr_Joe 38]

Just imagining a survivor crushing open a can of beans with a sledgehammer and quickly throwing the sledgehammer behind him and making a crazed face and crouching down swiping at the can and the beans all over the floor and shoving it in his mouth.. Then another survivor walks into the building hes in and just stops, wordless.

[sachad 1016]

Just imagining a survivor crushing open a can of beans with a sledgehammer and quickly throwing the sledgehammer behind him and making a crazed face and crouching down swiping at the can and the beans all over the floor and shoving it in his mouth.. Then another survivor walks into the building hes in and just stops, wordless.

 

I imagine the bean eater would look somewhat like your avatar.

[V0rador 11]

I can open cans with everything now almost to the point that on certain run, obesity is my main problem in this post apocalyptic era  :lol:

[pillock 850]

What I really want to to be able to open a can of beans or tactical bacon with the still warm jaws and teeth of the guy I just killed on the North West side of the map.

 

Now that's a bad ass game when we can do that.

 

Drinking cup carved out of of bambi-skull?

 

It's the future of DayZ crafting.

[george_smiley 26]

yeah i opened a can of beans with an axe last night and got 99%. 

[voxframe 31]

I wanna see someone youtube this IRL...

 

I mean, we need to know realistically what would happen... So need to compare sledge hammer, with axe, screwdriver, hacksaw, etc...

[saamohod 45]

And let me guess,  the sledgehammer's condition deteriorated one level down after opening the can? :P

[blacklabel79 949]

the thought of watching someone trying to open a can with breatknuckles makes me chuckle....or a sledgehammer...lol...

[bfisher 561]

Open can of beans with......sledgehammer.

 

98% remaining.

 

That is ridiculously hilarious. That is all.

 

 

Nice one Gallagher...

[JPWiser 251]

Who wants to smash some fruit???

I got warrants!

[george_smiley 26]

I opened a can of Chef Boyardees with an axe and got 101%...

[kichilron 8550]

I opened a can of Chef Boyardees with an axe and got 101%...

 

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