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Police hat

Four protector cases

35 slot backpack

Camo pants

Glasses

First aid kit

1911

P1

FNX45, supressed with RDS

200 .45 rounds.

Mosin + Long range scope

160 7.62 mosin rounds.

UK Assault vest.

Pristine fireaxe.

6 or 7 slots worth of food/drink.

 

All gone, because I stupidly decided to try and use a ladder in this game.

 

"HERP HERP HERP NO YOU DONT!" says Dayz, as it smashes me into the floor in slow motion, insta-killing me.

 

Im so mad right now. Yes I understand Alpha, but please, for fuck sake, fix basic human controls like 'moving' before you start pissing about with cows and fucking tents.

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Ladders claims another victim.

 

PS.

 

Well at least the staris stopped with the killing.

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..//..

"HERP HERP HERP NO YOU DONT!" says Dayz, as it smashes me into the floor in slow motion, insta-killing me.

..//..

 

Sure is one HELL of a mean game that DayZ...

Yo' got to need to be one REAL man with FULL BORE cojones to take a hit like that and still get back up on ya feets.

 

( damn.. an' yo' polis-hayt too.. )

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Police hat

Four protector cases

35 slot backpack

Camo pants

Glasses

First aid kit

1911

P1

FNX45, supressed with RDS

200 .45 rounds.

Mosin + Long range scope

160 7.62 mosin rounds.

UK Assault vest.

Pristine fireaxe.

6 or 7 slots worth of food/drink.

 

All gone, because I stupidly decided to try and use a ladder in this game.

 

"HERP HERP HERP NO YOU DONT!" says Dayz, as it smashes me into the floor in slow motion, insta-killing me.

 

Im so mad right now. Yes I understand Alpha, but please, for fuck sake, fix basic human controls like 'moving' before you start pissing about with cows and fucking tents.

That is probably almost an hour of time to recover that loot once you respawn. That is horrible. How will you cope?

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Im so mad right now. Yes I understand Alpha, but please, for fuck sake, fix basic human controls like 'moving' before you start pissing about with cows and fucking tents.

You seem to have forgotten that you are a tester.

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Police hat

Four protector cases

35 slot backpack

Camo pants

Glasses

First aid kit

1911

P1

FNX45, supressed with RDS

200 .45 rounds.

Mosin + Long range scope

160 7.62 mosin rounds.

UK Assault vest.

Pristine fireaxe.

6 or 7 slots worth of food/drink.

 

All gone, because I stupidly decided to try and use a ladder in this game.

 

"HERP HERP HERP NO YOU DONT!" says Dayz, as it smashes me into the floor in slow motion, insta-killing me.

 

Im so mad right now. Yes I understand Alpha, but please, for fuck sake, fix basic human controls like 'moving' before you start pissing about with cows and fucking tents.

 

Were those Rockets aviator sunglasses? 

If so this is terrible and do you think the blue rock military boots go best with the OREL uniform?

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Were those Rockets aviator sunglasses? 

If so this is terrible and do you think the blue rock military boots go best with the OREL uniform?

 

Actually I was rocking the thick rimmed regular spectacles, as I cant see very far.

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You must learn to let go of possessions, not ladders.

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Ladders claims another victim.

 

PS.

 

Well at least the staris stopped with the killing.

 

 

Yeah maybe... but they broke my leg the other day. Was not prepared for that.

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before you start pissing about with cows and fucking tents.

 

 ??  "pissing about with cows" ?? ..   ?? ..

 

.. cows are the only friend I got, dont you start saying bad stuff about cows ..

.. also I never f***** a tent in my life, who told you that ?

 

That's real ornery talk, if you hadn't have fallen off of a ladder, dude,  I would have throwed you off

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I've climbed every building in the game and have never died from ladders. Can you do other actions while climbing that could cause falling?

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You seem to have forgotten that you are a tester.

In soviet russia, tester pay YOU!

 

You are a consumer, not a tester. Nonsense.

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Didn't any of you know that you can collect fat from dead animals, heat it in a pan over a fire, then use it to grease up the rungs of ladders?

 

The OP was assassinated by a cunning player who was doubtless waiting nearby for hapless victims such as Archer0n.

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Police hat

Four protector cases

35 slot backpack

Camo pants

Glasses

First aid kit

1911

P1

FNX45, supressed with RDS

200 .45 rounds.

Mosin + Long range scope

160 7.62 mosin rounds.

UK Assault vest.

Pristine fireaxe.

6 or 7 slots worth of food/drink.

 

All gone, because I stupidly decided to try and use a ladder in this game.

 

"HERP HERP HERP NO YOU DONT!" says Dayz, as it smashes me into the floor in slow motion, insta-killing me.

 

Im so mad right now. Yes I understand Alpha, but please, for fuck sake, fix basic human controls like 'moving' before you start pissing about with cows and fucking tents.

Not a big loss, you can gear up in another 5 minutes again

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Police hat

Four protector cases

35 slot backpack

Camo pants

Glasses

First aid kit

1911

P1

FNX45, supressed with RDS

200 .45 rounds.

Mosin + Long range scope

160 7.62 mosin rounds.

UK Assault vest.

Pristine fireaxe.

6 or 7 slots worth of food/drink.

 

All gone, because I stupidly decided to try and use a ladder in this game.

 

"HERP HERP HERP NO YOU DONT!" says Dayz, as it smashes me into the floor in slow motion, insta-killing me.

 

Im so mad right now. Yes I understand Alpha, but please, for fuck sake, fix basic human controls like 'moving' before you start pissing about with cows and fucking tents.

 

 

"UNTIL ITS GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

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This is Dayz dont engage your gears anytime you can lost them. DayZ = loot,encounter zombie/human,die then again do same thing theres no mission. Only goal is to be alive longest as you can. This is fun great fun.!!!

 

Also I lost million times similar gears of yours. Cause I dont like play like pussy already theres no challange. Even you survive 2 month there is no benefit for you so dont worry and keep use ladders.

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In soviet russia, tester pay YOU!

 

You are a consumer, not a tester. Nonsense.

I'm pretty sure Dean made a BUG REPORT for TESTERS (US). 

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i use ladders any any other method of movement, without any worry. i even walk around teh sketcky bits on ship wreck at rify (ok i did slide to my death on it in slow motion once)

anyway i died once on a ladder, it happened when i stopped on the ladder to look on a school roof. thats in a lot of hours in game, so i dotn think its high risk, just bad luck .

 

op see this death as a way to enjoy the restart, i duno if you will tho, cuz i guess most people dont play it that way, its just a sprint for the equipment for many?

 

anyway when i die to a bug or whatever , i dont care really. i just hate it when i die cuz of my own carelessness or stupid decisions. death from glitch is nice excuse to start again, its fun, at least in testing

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I'm pretty sure Dean made a BUG REPORT for TESTERS (US). 

My point being, testers usually get paid or compensated in some way. You are under no such obligation to report anything at all. It obviously helps if people do, but I dont agree that by purchasing the game we are all testers.

 

I'll be glad to hire anybody that wants to pay me for their work. Any takers? You can indeed call yourself testers if you want. ;)

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The only time I died on a ladder was when I tried to do something (take out a weapon, have a drink) halfway up.

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I've climbed every building in the game and have never died from ladders. Can you do other actions while climbing that could cause falling?

 

I have yet to have been killed by a ladder as well. Feel very much left out.

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U was the poor guy i found under the ladder? :o

 

hey cool thx for the gear still wear the police cap! :D

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In soviet russia, tester pay YOU!

On steam greenlight tester pay you.

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