petetheEat 15 Posted June 16, 2014 After reading about loads of complaints about the game, i thought, 'yeah its not perfect, but it could really be a lot worse'. Bohemia could add some really terrible features! What are some terrible ideas that the devs could implement for Dayz? (This is just a bit of fun, I think the devs are doing a good job)here are some I came up with:-An online marketplace. Tired of killing newspawns with just an SKS? What some more firepower? Head on over to the online shop and grab yourself an M4! Only $5! Buy now and get a press vest half price!-A special outfit for Bandits with a lil' purple hat with a propeller on it and a big flag with the words 'I AM A BANDIT' emblazoned on it sticking out of the back of their backpack. Whenever they get close to another player the jaws theme plays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oanj 28 Posted June 16, 2014 What are ou on about? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koala :3 116 Posted June 16, 2014 -A special outfit for Bandits with a lil' purple hat with a propeller on it and a big flag with the words 'I AM A BANDIT' emblazoned on it sticking out of the back of their backpack. Whenever they get close to another player the jaws theme plays.To be honest.. I KINDA want them to put this in>.><.< Atleast no one would be snuck up on :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooden 301 Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) remote inventory looting ,that would be badradarLo0t locatingand so on Edited June 16, 2014 by Sooden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rotteck 104 Posted June 16, 2014 - NPCs you could trade with- no guns to lower kos- laserguns- apache helis-A special outfit for Heroes with a lil' purple hat with a propeller on it and a big flag with the words 'I AM A HERO' emblazoned on it sticking out of the back of their backpack. Whenever they get close to another player the Star Wars a New Hope theme plays.:D 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMentMan 707 Posted June 16, 2014 slowmotion killcamattach helicopter:HUD and minmaplol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elle 562 Posted June 16, 2014 -A special outfit for Heroes with a lil' purple hat with a propeller on it and a big flag with the words 'I AM A HERO' emblazoned on it sticking out of the back of their backpack. Whenever they get close to another player the Star Wars a New Hope theme plays. :Dthis put coffee all over my monitor and keyboard, well played and beans to you sir. on topic: major agreement on special skins for bad guy/good guy, that's just wrong. telling lies is part of the game. I'm also not in favor of too much "realism" ie: shoe sizes, clothing sizes, every weapon caliber on the planet, actions like tying shoes/boots. I should note I would not be against taking a little longer to put on boots vs shoes if there were a real benefit to wearing boots vs shoes like less sound on some surfaces or runs a little faster on the road, etc.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooden 301 Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) Kill count stats!and not adding more bobble hats Edited June 16, 2014 by Sooden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rodolfoxiii 71 Posted June 16, 2014 The worst idea is the lack of updates 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted June 16, 2014 Randomized ballistics. ...oh wait....we have that. Allow me to rephrase that: KEEPING randomized ballistics. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted June 16, 2014 the worser idea for make this game even more worse is putting crap name tags on players so everyone know where they are hiding even if it was for very close player only this idea would make dayz worse I am sure, one time I was hide behing the cuboard in the upstairs in the piano house and a player came up the stairs but he didn't walk in he just looked quick and if there was name tags he would of seen me and because I had only a shovel and he had a shotgun I probly would be dead now one of the best things in dayz is hiding from players and this system of name tags will make hiding impossible and even more bad is they will see players they don't looking for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pillock 850 Posted June 16, 2014 There should be an abandoned zoo. And assorted escaped animals roaming the countryside - you know, lions, elephants, crocodiles, baboons, flamingos... that sort of thing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whyherro123 2283 Posted June 16, 2014 There should be an abandoned zoo. And assorted escaped animals roaming the countryside - you know, lions, elephants, crocodiles, baboons, flamingos... that sort of thing.Sigh...... Different environment, different ecosystems, yadda yadda yadda all of the animals from different ecoclimes would DIE.Has nobody realized that it is AUTUMN in-game? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagwood 680 Posted June 16, 2014 Advertising it on steam for all of the peasants to see.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pillock 850 Posted June 16, 2014 Sigh...... Different environment, different ecosystems, yadda yadda yadda all of the animals from different ecoclimes would DIE.Has nobody realized that it is AUTUMN in-game? Even the hippopotamuses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
So Sexy 259 Posted June 16, 2014 Realism for the sake of realism, eg pooping. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Kyrah 1110 Posted June 16, 2014 Mortars. Because everyone like some jackass hidden in the hills, shelling constantly the only water well around :) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frosti 2165 Posted June 16, 2014 Climbing on trees. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pillock 850 Posted June 16, 2014 Climbing on trees. No, that's a fucking brilliant idea. I want it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gibonez 3633 Posted June 16, 2014 Mortars. Because everyone like some jackass hidden in the hills, shelling constantly the only water well around :) So long as it takes skill no ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y84kW-rN61o Such a mortar in game would be completely fine and would problably be mostly used for base defense like it is used in FOBs now. No stupid click on map mortar shit we see in arma 2. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadowranger333 24 Posted June 17, 2014 No, that's a fucking brilliant idea. I want it.I can just imagine coming across a player stuck in a tree, surrounded by zombies, begging for help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AGBenny 18 Posted June 17, 2014 Things from other games like a PayDay mask....oh wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted June 17, 2014 steam achievementsI actually want this. It would make things interesting ESPECIALLY when you get board and believe me you will get board even with the infinite sandbox creativity that is currently in now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites