regrets? i have one son

[beansy 41]

I log in, check me hunger etc then venture outside into the street. Pick up a woman zombie what i lose by running through the supermarket and head over to the piano house to see if there's some cheeky ammo for me mosin.

 

doors open an thers a dead zed laying face down on the floor at the bottom of the stairs so a player is close, I raise me mosin and slowly climb the stairs and as I round the corner at the top I see im.

 

He's just stood there empty handed, double barrel rifle and axe on his back so I shoot, I hit im but he aint dead, he jogs behind the wardrobe already stripped of dignity and says 'why yer shootin? I'm friendly'

 

I don't answer, me reload animation has completed as I move round and as he comes into view, still no weapon equipped he says 'please....come on man...' all sad and desperate like so I headshotted him.

 

Always nice to get a kill within 3 minutes of loggin in son but I did feel a bit bad afterwards, I felt sorry for not recording it on fraps so I can't share just how pathetic a specimen this coward noob truly was.

Edited April 20, 2014 by Beansy™

[beansy 41]

double bubble postage

 

while I'm here though you got any regrets related to kills? feel free to share and try to make it interesting

Edited April 20, 2014 by Beansy™

[Nocturnal (DayZ) 85]

lol

[tiadashi 262]

Another Im an ass let me post it post and you say Son entirely too much man

[maninthewall 470]

[preacherlr 614]

What ever happened to Lee? He had better posts..

Much more thought went into them..

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

pathetic a specimen this coward noob truly was.

He was RPing like you were actually going to take his life, that isn't pathetic, that is being creative.

 

You regret the kill yet come here to brag about it and insult the guy you shot who had no chance to defend himself? Nice e-penis, man, I've shot people who had no way to defend themselves before and have slightly regretted it but since this is a game I don't go around talking about how I l33t 360 n0sc0pd a guy without his gun out in the hed.

[beansy 41]

What ever happened to Lee? He had better posts..

Much more thought went into them..

 

I know, he don't play dayz no more, he's more into strategy games and brainy shit lol, but he will play H1Z1 when it comes out

[MetapoliC 263]

OOOooooh son.... you shouldn't  postet your bandit story here, now the "heroes" will mix you with shit.

[slimjim00 5]

Don't we have a KOS thread for stories like this?

[maninthewall 470]

OOOooooh son.... you shouldn't  postet your bandit story here, now the "heroes" will mix you with shit.

You can't mix shit with something that's already shit

[Snowball (DayZ) 115]

I have a feeling some of you guys take this game and the people who act in it way too seriously.
And I'm not talking about the OP..

[MetapoliC 263]

You can't mix shit with something that's already shit

 

What is wrong with you :DDD

 

You do understand that this is a game and everybody has the right to do whatever they like?

[res 373]

 

Son..

[dallas 5195]

Please sticky.

[StopChewingMyLegDude 3]

Mkay, somebody shot someone in game, big deal lol. Though I'm a bit confused who was a "pathetic specimen coward noob" in this story, probably somebody who executes defenceless players.

[Ramblin Hans 118]

Yea, I found a newb afk in the upstairs of a house. He wasn't responding, and after some investigation was obviously AFK. Handcuffed him, opened some food and water and put it in his inventory, go rid of his 2 batteries and two flashlights (...wtf...)

 

 

But I regret that I forgot I didn't have a handcuff key. Oh well, he was probably hella confused when he got back to the computer.

[nexyo 3]

2 Weeks ago , i geared up pretty well at berezino ( mosin , mountain backpack , sodas , rice , splitting axe .. ) then i decided to go to the airfield thats right next to it ... saw two guys fighting zombies at the airfield and started helping them ,we talked a bit and continued together . Headed up to the city right next to the airfield ( don't know how it's called .. ) we stopped in the middle of the road and one of them tried to handcuff me .. i got my ass saved because i moved and started looting the city alone . After , i found mosin ammo and started looking at them getting into the firestation , one of them looked really dumb because he was always standing still for some long time so i killed him first , his friend came to see what happened and i killed him like a damn rabbit ( R.I.P ). Regrets ? Hell no !! Hated the way they were dressed :D

[creature 1189]

It's nice when people bring something new to Dayz.

[pillock 850]

I thought this thread was about how you wished you'd never had children.

[qww 287]

id say op is more "coward noob" than the guy he shot, but its all good,

not a very interesting story though, haha

[RustCohle (DayZ) 15]

Always nice to get a kill within 3 minutes of loggin in son but I did feel a bit bad afterwards, I felt sorry for not recording it on fraps so I can't share just how pathetic a specimen this coward noob truly was.

 

#yoloswag

[xX_fr0st-w0lf_Xx (DayZ) 343]

If dayz had hell, you would be going there :)

[Golden Child 73]

 

 "I raise me mosin"

Made me laugh

[GrappleX 354]

This thread is the epitome of dayz players. Stick plz.