beansy 41 Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) Yea, I found a newb afk in the upstairs of a house. He wasn't responding, and after some investigation was obviously AFK. Handcuffed him, opened some food and water and put it in his inventory, go rid of his 2 batteries and two flashlights (...wtf...) But I regret that I forgot I didn't have a handcuff key. Oh well, he was probably hella confused when he got back to the computer. nice one son its a shady 6/10 I reckon he was well confused an that when got back from his piss break, you coulda won the thread by waitin around till he got back, givin him a bit a time to work out what was what then, popped yer head round the corner, shouted 'OI NOOB' then popped couple a rounds off into his face like. 2 Weeks ago , i geared up pretty well at berezino ( mosin , mountain backpack , sodas , rice , splitting axe .. ) then i decided to go to the airfield thats right next to it ... saw two guys fighting zombies at the airfield and started helping them ,we talked a bit and continued together . Headed up to the city right next to the airfield ( don't know how it's called .. ) we stopped in the middle of the road and one of them tried to handcuff me .. i got my ass saved because i moved and started looting the city alone . After , i found mosin ammo and started looking at them getting into the firestation , one of them looked really dumb because he was always standing still for some long time so i killed him first , his friend came to see what happened and i killed him like a damn rabbit ( R.I.P ). Regrets ? Hell no !! Hated the way they were dressed :D solid 7/10 for you boythat's more like it son, pop a few rounds in the arseholes an move on, put it behind yer an don't look back, maybe a quiet smile to yerself while yer reloadin then jog on to find the next noob. Edited April 22, 2014 by Beansy™ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stixx (DayZ) 48 Posted April 22, 2014 Holy Zombie Jesus ...my eyes! Son...I think your English teacher just rolled in her/his grave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
release789 0 Posted April 22, 2014 Son..dude................ is that David Beckham in your profile pic? lmfao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites