doctorwhy 157 Posted February 6, 2014 This is now the MOST hilarious thread on the forum. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1S1K-Airborne 148 Posted February 6, 2014 Hey guys. A few guys and myself have set up around Cherno. We like to shoot zombies and read books near the coast up on this cool little hill that we found. Also, we found a guy looting a building nearby, so we positioned ourselves around the building and waited for him to come out. He finally came out and I chased him until I got close enough to get his attention. I asked if he was friendly and he said yes. I told him repeatedly not to kill me to make him think I was the one who was inferior during the encounter. I moved around him in such a way that he had his back to wear my group was. I talked to him for a bit and gave him some food and he asked if I had any weapons I wouldn't mind trading for a shotgun he had. As he was saying all this, one of my team members was running up behind him. Things happened. We shot and killed the fellow and I took my food back. Stay out of Cherno unless you're wanted to transform back into a bambi. We do not take kindly to those who loot in our town. If you have any books, however, come on down and we can have a book club meeting up on the hill. srs YAY another KOS story! How original! Bravo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Depth 167 Posted February 6, 2014 My team is heading to Berezino tonight! Cherno has become a ghost town thanks in part to what we've accomplished there. We look forward to more and more studies in Berezino! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazyandlazy 376 Posted February 6, 2014 You guys must like respawning lol. Just dead lifted 415lb btw :) What does you lifting 415 lbs have to do with DayZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Depth 167 Posted February 7, 2014 DayZ is about zombies. Zombies -> Living dead -> Dead lifts -> me doing dead lifts and playing dayz YAYUH! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenKade 73 Posted February 7, 2014 Sad isn't it? Cherno used to be such a great city... OP, I as well would be more than happy to give you a fresh spawn, Cherno is my chill spot, don't need you running around there. I'll be waiting for server details.If OP gets those servers out in the forums I promise that I will murder every single one of them with anyone else who wants to. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knoCC (DayZ) 211 Posted February 7, 2014 If OP gets those servers out in the forums I promise that I will murder every single one of them with anyone else who wants to.It will be 36 vs. 4...his boys will probably switch sides after 5 min. so 39 vs. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Depth 167 Posted February 7, 2014 You guyssss..... :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted February 7, 2014 Is it just me, or did I actually just miss the post? Im PRETTY sure our resident "bad ass" STILL hasn't told us what server... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtclipz 31 Posted February 7, 2014 This isn't where I parked my car.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Depth 167 Posted February 7, 2014 So, we had a pretty good evening in Berezino. We put down about 5 people within an hour. You really wanna mess with my team?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulfirez 901 Posted February 7, 2014 So, we had a pretty good evening in Berezino. We put down about 5 people within an hour. You really wanna mess with my team?? Another self confessed expert lol i like feeding the trolls they make such good pets. You have been asked to supply your server cause yes many people wish to play your little group. I roll in a group of 5 to 10 players all with atleast 4 years arma experience we enjoy a good bit of PVP with a reason ( you trying to own a town is a good reason .) Post up ya server or PM me the details we will be happy to test your skills you may win you may not but do have the balls to find out or you happy talking shit andd hiding behind forum posts. As the saying goes nut up or shut up and what i see is a group that have so much skill they have to hunt lone wolf characters cause they little whipper snappers who cant roll with the big dogs....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Good Greef 29 Posted February 7, 2014 server? I was thinking the same exact thing and I know what your thinking lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nienko 41 Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Congrats on your first pathetic kill...You forget to tell that after you killed me, I came back with an axe and sliced you all and then teabaged you. I did not take your gear coz it was ruined. Edited February 7, 2014 by Nienko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Konna 149 Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) You must be one of those dickbag's who fed me disinfectant after respawning. All hail to your lamery. Oh no, sorry, mistake you for an actual bandit. Edited February 7, 2014 by Konna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ziggykong 33 Posted February 7, 2014 I don't get it, is it cherno or berezino. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hiberNative 13 Posted February 7, 2014 Johnny seems like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything!Also, this thread probably spawned so many KOS incidents in the aforementioned areas :''') Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tailgaterz69 6 Posted February 7, 2014 Hey I think that's me in the picture :( I remember coming there twice and got shot up twice... no biggie, it's Alpha and I will get you guys back! I think you guys are a good shot because I was zig zagging and all of a sudden after I saw you down the road (or one of your expert team mates), it just said "You are dead"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e00c 84 Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Unless you're going to give people Server IP's, quit with such bold claims. Move on. Edited February 7, 2014 by jumling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted February 7, 2014 Guys, OP is a troll.... He made his original post THREE DAYS AGO. If he hasn't posted the server ip by now (he hasn't), he never intended to.... Go here for something similar, but more interesting: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/171938-coming-soon-the-hunt-for-cobra-commander-server-event/ This event, happening today at 2pm US eastern standard, will be on a server that will be advertised the moment the event begins, rather than dragged out longer than the pre fight chats in Dragonball Z to falsely advertise non existent badassery.. Read the entire thread for all relevant info. Also: Shameless self promotion? Yup. Not even gonna deny it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Depth 167 Posted February 7, 2014 I'll post up the server tonight after gym, guys! I should be on around 8 or 9 EST. Also, is there a way to see the server I once I'm already in game? Thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Depth 167 Posted February 7, 2014 Also, if anyone happens to randomly be in a server with Johnny Depth, screenshot it and post it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TwinSpire 49 Posted February 7, 2014 OP is awesome... Dayz Community: "Please post server" OP response: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
