Johnny Depth

I've been playing Altis Life lately.

Ohhhhhh shhhhhhhh!!!! Let do it!

Yes.

The part where he said to push down and rub the underwear with the butt on a wooden chair got me

Yeah I was like wtf... I would have killed them if I was a bandit... but I usually don't like that

Nitrous Oxide. It's a drag race boy

I'm sitting there and two guys show up and are talking outside the two northern barracks. Guy1: Turn your underwear inside out and smell it Guy2: Whaaat? You can't do that Guy1: No in real life, but make sure you've been wearing the same pair of underwear for about a week and sitting on hardwood chairs pushing down with your butt really hard rubbing all over them Guy2: Dude what's your problem haha Guy1: Smells super gross especially if you don't shower for that week. My sis Sarah does it all the time and her underwear smells super gross like nasty poo ass copper penny stink sweaty I ended up logging out but they went into the barracks and looted apparently because when I logged back in after lunch, the Mosin that was barracks was gone

NWAF, anytime. Bring your V3S. No NOS

Anyone wanna meet up and race these beasts? 0 to 60 in 3.4 seconds

I have not even found one yet. Are they as rare as the V3S?

So now they know never to go there.

What did you do to them, Caboose187?

Ok deal.. you better not say/type a single word about it!

I do not want to skin people. I just want to live and relax.

NICE! You're turn!