tuthmes 49 Posted July 11, 2014 Your driving around town and comment to your wife "I already looted that place" or " Look up there. I wonder if a sniper's up there?" Or If you wake up from a dream, where a Really Sick person is holding you down, hacking and coughing all over you wile his infected saliva sprays into your mouth /eyes screaming "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SURIVE NOW?!!!!!" Ugh, I been playing DayZ too damn long.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esccapee 45 Posted July 11, 2014 When you're still playing the broken pos early access? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted July 11, 2014 ANOTHER one of these threads? Seriously, search before you post./facepalmofepicproportion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted July 11, 2014 When you're still playing the broken pos early access? *yawn* really.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parazight 1599 Posted July 11, 2014 When you're at work and suddenly there are rows of 'wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww' in the middle of whatever you're typing because if muscle memory. When you strafe IRL for no reason. When you see yellow-white cars and immediately look at the trunk to see if it's been opened. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JPWiser 251 Posted July 11, 2014 When you see a broken down car in a junkyard and think... Hmm I wonder if it has any good tires... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLast-StaR 16 Posted July 11, 2014 You know you played yo much DayZ when you start looting your own neighborhood. Just sayin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
archamedes 238 Posted July 11, 2014 ...You're driving down a country lane and you see an isolated farm at the back of a huge field and think "Hmm, looks like a perfect place to hold up and barricade." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doctorbadsign 645 Posted July 11, 2014 You know you play too much DayZ when you hack at someone's legs with an axe in order to break them, before force feeding them rotten fruit and disinfectant, the proceeding to bandage their legs, and break them again, then hand cuff them and shoot them in the face after forcing them to strip to their underwear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Darkers 151 Posted July 11, 2014 ...your dreams occur in Chernarus and everyone is wearing a combat vest and ballistics helmet. Seriously, the last two nights have been like that. I think I might be broken. :| But anyway, let's have some fun with this... You know you're playing DayZ too much when...Had the same thing since the mod, after several hours (whole day) on DayZ, dreaming about it is inevitable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parazight 1599 Posted July 11, 2014 You know you play too much DayZ when you hack at someone's legs with an axe in order to break them, before force feeding them rotten fruit and disinfectant, the proceeding to bandage their legs, and break them again, then hand cuff them and shoot them in the face after forcing them to strip to their underwear.Yea, I find myself in that situation two to three times a day in real life. I'm like, "golly, this is JUST LIKE DayZ."GOOD ONE DOOD!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blern 71 Posted July 11, 2014 Watched First Blood with Sylvester Stallone on Netflix yesterday and spent most of it thinking how much it reminded me of DayZ. Minus the zombies. Seriously, parts of that town look just like Novo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barnabus 1708 Posted February 6, 2015 On the way home today I was scanning the horizon, searching for smoke from heli cashes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToySmokes 116 Posted February 6, 2015 You should totaly take a long break from the game dude you're playing way to much. Oh wait, I think I can see a fresh spawn... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UKA Harrysoon 67 Posted February 6, 2015 I was driving down the motorway last weekend and came up to a sign with towns nearby on. From a distance, I could just make out an S, and automatically thought I was a mile away from Svetlojarsk... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin Candie 189 Posted February 6, 2015 I turn the lights off at night an hear random cans opening.But when I take my meds, I only hear them during day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesus Christ The Goblin 71 Posted February 6, 2015 When you see smoke and immediately yell "HELL YES I FOUND A HELICOPTER"True story.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SaviorSixx 26 Posted February 6, 2015 When I was walking my dog, and another dog ran up. The owner started calling out,"friendly, he's friendly". I had the sudden urge to handcuff him and feed disinfectant. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damnyourdeadman 1045 Posted February 6, 2015 When you intent to type "days" and end up typing dayz instead... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
danfinger (DayZ) 14 Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) When you've finally put your old decrepit dog down and while consoling your sobbing wife you're thinking with stifled joy how much more time you'll have to play DayZ now. R.I.P. Zach! Edited February 6, 2015 by danfinger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted February 6, 2015 When you get arrested for hanging out in your local church with an axe and backpack full of chemlights. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted February 6, 2015 When you get arrested for hanging out in your local church with an axe and backpack full of chemlights.Yeah, but they charged you with that years before Dayz came out. However, I recently found myself thinking "ill just use my binoculars, to look closer at that thing im peeking at" I dont own a pair. Rgds LoK 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToySmokes 116 Posted February 6, 2015 When you intent to type "days" and end up typing dayz instead...Do it all the time, I do it aaall the fu*king time :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xyke 9 Posted February 6, 2015 At work yesterday someone made a really funny joke. To show my appreciation for said joke, I wanted to tell them they could have my beans. But I realized they would have absolutely no idea what I was talking about, and might have assumed it was some sort of sexual enuendo.LOL :D You REALLY played too much. How many hours of playing do you've got ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
