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*radios the FAC for immediate air support priority #1*

 

...meanwhile somewhere in Russia

 

*Air raid sirens alarm.  Pilots rush to aircraft*

 

standbye...

Spock?! Why are you signaling Russians?!

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"DayZ will release once it provides the level of multiplayer performance and stability needed for us to have meaningful feedback from the experience. That isn't something that we just say is achieved, it actually has to be verified so that when we say it to you (by releasing) we have made, at the very least, a good faith assessment to confirm this."

 

 

I hate to be the party pooper but did it provide the level of multiplayer performance and stability needed for them to have meaningful feedback from the experience? Did 29 players server peak provide it to them? If not;

"So please, please please - don't be hyped about a particular date, be hyped about our progress."

 

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Project Zomboid is out tommorow on early access...

 

Could it be a double whammy??

 

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Why not today?

They need to be able to work on it straight after release, they don't get paid to do that at weekends.

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They need to be able to work on it straight after release, they don't get paid to do that at weekends.

I just killed my hype boner :I

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Spock?! Why are you signaling Russians?!

 

 

MiGs are coming mate.  Your puny bat mobile will become dust after a little air superiority!!!

 

 

 

 

EDIT: I was fighting Google+.  That is why I was absent.  I brashly tried to comment on a YouTube video.  Silly me!  Fortunately Google was there to redirect me onto a path to somewhere marketing.   :facepalm:  :facepalm:  :facepalm:   Google+ is the most useless piece of ass out there.  I hope they see this with their spy drones.  

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Sorry guys, I'm as hyped as you haha

However the servers will probably crash on release and they're going to need to start fixing stuff on day 1, that's why most games release on a tuesday now days I believe!

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The only bad thing about the standalone release will be that insanity like in this thread will be something of the past. Every morning, I am reading this thread before I go to work, during work and after I came back home. BEST FREE entertainment I got so far through the internet. A lot of creative and funny weirdos on this thread. KEEP THOSE GIFS AND PICS COMING!!!

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Sorry guys, I'm as hyped as you haha

However the servers will probably crash on release and they're going to need to start fixing stuff on day 1, that's why most games release on a tuesday now days I believe!

 

 

Wouldn't be the first weekend Dean has worked for his baby.  Also I plan on trying to host my own server so that it DOESN'T crash, though I really hope the Hive doesn't go down day 1...

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Sorry guys, I'm as hyped as you haha

However the servers will probably crash on release and they're going to need to start fixing stuff on day 1, that's why most games release on a tuesday now days I believe!

 

Whatever day they pick, they will be working overtime as it's released... and people do work weekends.

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The only bad thing about the standalone release will be that insanity like in this thread will be something of the past. Every morning, I am reading this thread before I go to work, during work and after I came back home. BEST FREE entertainment I got so far through the internet. A lot of creative and funny weirdos on this thread. KEEP THOSE GIFS AND PICS COMING!!!

 

 

Same! except I am at university!  The parties are drunk people are great inspiration for insanity !! :lol:

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Yeah but it isn't just Dean it's all the other Employees and the guys at BIS. Do they really want to pay overtime to them? Or just wait a few days and save money?

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Went and watched the latest episode of Walking dead (have tears in my eyes) but yeah came to see what I misssed....

not a lot it seems :P

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The only bad thing about the standalone release will be that insanity like in this thread will be something of the past.

 

Maybe then we can actually talk about the fucking nuances of DayZ rather than LOLcopters and whatever the kids are into these days.

 

And maybe then these "weirdos" will then channel that craziness into Standalone.

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And maybe then these "weirdos" will then channel that craziness into Standalone.

 

I bound 3 wandering survivors, put them in my car, took them to a remote barn, and lit them on fire.

 

HHEHEhehehe

 

heheh

 

he.

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Maybe then we can actually talk about the fucking nuances of DayZ rather than LOLcopters and whatever the kids are into these days.

 

And maybe then these "weirdos" will then channel that craziness into Standalone.

 

Hope so. And I hope they still comment on these boards so that I have sth to read and laugh about when I have the free time to read during working hours.

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I bound 3 wandering survivors, put them in my car, took them to a remote barn, and lit them on fire.

 

HHEHEhehehe

 

heheh

 

he.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh remind me to put a hole in your head if I ever see in you game :P

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It's really happening!

 

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e: pasting that face into 150 frames manually is really demoralizing.

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Nov. 12, 2013 11:52 "DayZ Standalone is released."

 

Nov. 12, 2013 13:37 "DayZ Standalone has reached a count of  107,563 downloads and climbing."

 

Nov. 12, 2013 15:21 "DayZ Standalone central hive server has been disconnected. Est. time of recovery: 2d 13h 17m."

 

I bet all of you $100.00 the database will say exactly that when it's released. Since I told you it WILL look like that, then I have jinxed the galaxy to work in my favor. Have fun with DayZ SA downloaded but unusable :D

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Okay I have to say it and I'm really sorry to say this...

But how do we actually factually know that because Rocket Re tweeted a hype train post that we are going to see the SA released next week? Ya know?

I mean what actual proof do we have?

Please....tell me...

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