Best way to occupy yourself during sniping

[poodude28 (DayZ) 36]

Play iSPY with a friend and see if you can spot out the object.

Best way while waiting for a target.

[DropBearChick 1217]

good idea i spy a player oh wait...

[-Gews- 7443]

I read John Grisham novels while glancing up occasionally.

Works fine so far.

[applejaxc 2500]

I make up silly stories about all the zombies I see wandering around, grow insatiably paranoid that every little noise is a car coming to run me over, and eventually go sprinting into town just as a bus full of bandits pulls up and jumps me.

Seriously, it's happened twice.

[toxicsludge 406]

I run around playing the game instead of lying there doing jack shit

[ActionManZlt 160]

[best way to occupy yourself during sniping while waiting for a target]

Wait, wait. Wait.

You just sit on a hill, with a sniper, waiting for a target. Playing I-spy.

You camp in a hill, waiting for someone to walk into your scope, to shoot them. Meanwhile you play I-spy.

What the fuck kind of boring game is that?

Why don't you play something actually fun, rather than sitting on a dayz hill? Arma 2 even?

[Zev. 28]

Wait, wait. Wait.

You just sit on a hill, with a sniper, waiting for a target. Playing I-spy.

You camp in a hill, waiting for someone to walk into your scope, to shoot them. Meanwhile you play I-spy.

What the fuck kind of boring game is that?

Why don't you play something actually fun, rather than sitting on a dayz hill? Arma 2 even?

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

[aussiebobby 82]

What the fuck kind of boring game is that?

KOS CODkiddy?

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Out of all these responses, I expected to see masturbation.

[Saucy (DayZ) 38]

Out of all these responses, I expected to see masturbation.

Oh god your hair is so hot.

[Hetstaine 10852]

fap fap fap

[EndEffeKt 87]

Camping on a hill with a sniper-rifle doesnt seem much fun and gives you no loot either.....Why do you do it then?

[BarryManalow 1]

Camping on a hill with a sniper-rifle doesnt seem much fun and gives you no loot either.....Why do you do it then?

It is in fact the best way to get loot.

Per time unit invested a good sniper gather more loot then a guy scavenging and subsequently getting shot.

Also my huey runs on tears.

Edited June 13, 2013 by BarryManalow

[methr1k2dop3 323]

Also my huey runs on tears.

this... :beans:

[DropBearChick 1217]

fap fap fap fappety fap everyone sing/fap along!

[jukaga 271]

Out of all these responses, I expected to see masturbation.

I'd say it's pretty likely they're 'priming' for an after-snipe porn session, that is if they don't blow their load when that noob wanders into their sights.

[jamestrendall 38]

Or assign a key to the turbo option in controls and press that while pressing one of the WASD keys

Thats always fun

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

if you get bored while sniping maybe sniping is shit

[LikeASomebodyy 6]

Rubix cube.

[ActionManZlt 160]

It is in fact the best way to get loot.

Per time unit invested a good sniper gather more loot then a guy scavenging and subsequently getting shot.

Also my huey runs on tears.

Except that most snipers don't even claim the loot, because they've already got a few tents full of duped high-end gear and are just trolling for huey fuel. Edited June 22, 2013 by ActionMan

[Fuzzy Wolfy 41]

I go about collecting gear, or fixing vehicles only to crash them in increasingly hilarious ways. That or I go about looking for fresh spawns to help out - that is unless they decide to shoot at me first.

So you know. Being productive, helpful, and having a good time that doesn't involve killing anyone and everyone.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Girlfriends can be a great help

[leviski 2152]

I masturbate furiously while talking to diddums or Steak about my life

-edit- Just read comments and whadya know Steak brought up masturbation LOL

Edited June 22, 2013 by leviski

[morgan32 403]

I countersnipe myself, just for the lols of it.

[Fuzzy Wolfy 41]

I countersnipe myself, just for the lols of it.

Who usually wins?