ponc 100 Posted February 28, 2013 i just don't understand one thing:why didn't they just change the names?why remove the (good) models and art?it's just those 1337 names that've been unnecessary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Talibambi 119 Posted February 28, 2013 People are gonna go apeshit when the standalone comes out because of the lack of brand name food items."NO! THIS IS A DISGRACE! I DIDNT PAY 20 DOLLARS TO PLAY A GAME WITH GENERIC BRAND COLA! WORST GAME EVER!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
entspeak 374 Posted February 28, 2013 No! What about the children!? Think about the children!Very true!Hey! Whatever you guys are planning to do with those pelts, don't forget the children's sizes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wazza 274 Posted February 28, 2013 I love a nice set of cans.... name them what you like 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah_ 4 Posted February 28, 2013 New fad: Clubbing baby sealsI am okay with this.Me too, I'm even more okay with clubbing a baby seal with a can of funny-named beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ponc 100 Posted February 28, 2013 i just don't understand one thing:why didn't they just change the names?why remove the (good) models and art?it's just those 1337 names that've been unnecessary.can somebody pls explain??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted February 28, 2013 Baby seal goes into a bar, the Bartender says "What'll it be?".The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".*crickets* 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted February 28, 2013 Rocket is right. STOP FUCKING AROUND PEOPLE.P.S I HAD SO MUCH VODKA TODAY! I'M NO DRUNK!I had some juice..Thug life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted February 28, 2013 I'd like to propose a change, rather than baby seals can we take:One fucking large cluband Phil CollinsAnd have a much more enjoyable time. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted February 28, 2013 I raise you James Blunt. A million beans to the first member to club him to death. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16188 Posted February 28, 2013 in that case the club isnt big enough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16188 Posted February 28, 2013 I raise you James Blunt. A million beans to the first member to club him to death.done.It wont be in the press....They'll never find the body... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Talibambi 119 Posted February 28, 2013 I'd like to propose a change, rather than baby seals can we take:One fucking large clubYou call that a club?THIS is a club 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewClearWinter (DayZ) 97 Posted February 28, 2013 You call that a club?THIS is a clubObviously you aren't a seal clubbing expert. A club like that would damage and pierce the seal's fur, Where as the other club is blunt enough to kill but not maim. DemonGroover is a professional you could learn alot from him. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted February 28, 2013 Obviously you aren't a seal clubbing expert. A club like that would damage and pierce the seal's fur, Where as the other club is blunt enough to kill but not maim. DemonGroover is a professional you could learn alot from him.But sometimes you just want to hurt the seal. Like, bad. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted February 28, 2013 I wonder why no one has posted the remains of their seal victims...*cough* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted February 28, 2013 (edited) Ahem...He ate it. Edited February 28, 2013 by Max Planck 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2ugly 12 Posted February 28, 2013 Without context or a link to the context... This post is blind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted February 28, 2013 How can someone club something as cute as ?The only seal I'm clubbing is... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted February 28, 2013 I'd like to propose a change, rather than baby seals can we take:One fucking large cluband Phil CollinsAnd have a much more enjoyable time.I can feel it... clubbing in the air tonight...oh lord 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janus0104 212 Posted February 28, 2013 [...] a rag-tag group of loosely connected individuals working on a community mod project[..]You're tarnishing our reputation as the evil henchmen of a power-hungry devtator :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted February 28, 2013 How can someone club something as cute<Snip>Because they will change into this..................Infected seals we need these implemented into the standalone, you would think twice about entering the swamps or hugging the coastline at night... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted February 28, 2013 I can feel it... clubbing in the air tonight...oh lordIt's a groovy kind of club. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Talibambi 119 Posted February 28, 2013 (edited) Anyone know how effective this would be against a seal? Edited February 28, 2013 by Talibambi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewClearWinter (DayZ) 97 Posted February 28, 2013 Anyone know how effective this would be against a seal?Depends how many you feed it. If you feed it alot it would probably die eventually. But if you only feed it a little it would probably just mildly enjoy it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
