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DayZ, I am dissapoint.

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I dont know, wouldnt you have to have the ability to give yourself a blood transfusion for it to be realistic?

/sorry really bad joke but I just couldnt resist.

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Next time I find a bike, I might have to rename my character and do this :D

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Well, for what it's worth, I had some fun by driving around a bus on Chernarus, while playing

, the other day. (In Direct Communications channel.) Surprisingly, I wasn't shot at even once, even while driving through Chernogorsk while people were complaining about a sniper on the infamous hill nearby.

You made me proud that day, people.

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Go around taking hits of morphine and epipens :3

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Go around taking hits of morphine and epipens :3

I heard that if you take 5 of each you can bike faster. :rolleyes:

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>inb4 the lock and archive.

Your move, Mr. Hall.

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This is brilliant.

Dope Strong, everybody.

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Why have I yet to see a player named Lance Armstrong rolling around on a bike handing out bloodbags?

It'd be better if it was something with the object form of Epipen, but with the title '?????'

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I mean doping is when you store some of your blood during training, have all but the red blood cells extracted, then reintroduced into your system during a competition. If it was Barry Bonds we were taking about, the Epi makes a lot of sense. lol.

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I haven't seen a bicycle in months :(

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