OrLoK 16182 Posted June 3, 2014 Of course he is, he spares no effort to try to get inspiration for zombie behavior in the standalone. Here's a recently uncovered, highly sensitive picture of him doing research on another secret project: ffs i just noticed the jeans..... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted June 3, 2014 Quick! We must attempt to communicate!I'll try first."WarZ is better than DayZ"oh shit. he seems angry. RUN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cenobyte 71 Posted June 3, 2014 omg, think i just collapsed a lung laughing. Great stuff! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted June 7, 2014 I'm actually disturbed by this and that takes a lot. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kichilron 8550 Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) I managed to get a picture of Dean the other day when he was showing me why certain things just will not be fixed: Definitely worth the 4,500th post. Edited June 10, 2014 by kichilron 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16182 Posted June 10, 2014 I managed to get a picture of Dean the other day when he was showing me why certain things just will not be fixed: Definitely worth the 4,500th post.I didnt realise it was that complex? L 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death_Dealer 3155 Posted June 10, 2014 I managed to get a picture of Dean the other day when he was showing me why certain things just will not be fixed: Definitely worth the 4,500th post. I don't see a row of Ferraris in the back, obviously faked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kichilron 8550 Posted June 10, 2014 I don't see a row of Ferraris in the back, obviously faked. The Lambo-key is on the desk! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death_Dealer 3155 Posted June 10, 2014 The Lambo-keys are on the desk! ftfy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muddyraccoon 176 Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) Normally I hate the paparazzi. We seriously get pleasure at knowing what famous people are doing? But sometimes they catch a certain someone trying to avoid some of his responsibilities, such as pleasing every single registered member of this official DayZ SA forum. Nice disguise, mate! Now get back in front of a computer. But NO Zombie Porn! And, as a scientist and a professional, I should inform you that it is in your best interest to get your wang-doodle checked out. looking a bit, off. Edited June 22, 2014 by MuddyRaccoon 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16182 Posted June 22, 2014 Jebus, my eyes.... L 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiGoDeViN (DayZ) 423 Posted June 22, 2014 Jebus, my eyes.... L Almost humanly impossible to gaze upon such beauty, eh Orlok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted June 22, 2014 Normally I hate the paparazzi. We seriously get pleasure at knowing what famous people are doing? But sometimes they catch a certain someone trying to avoid some of his responsibilities, such as pleasing every single registered member of this official DayZ SA forum. Nice disguise, mate! Now get back in front of a computer. But NO Zombie Porn! And, as a scientist and a professional, I should inform you that it is in your best interest to get your wang-doodle checked out. looking a bit, off.*Vomits* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted June 22, 2014 Oh god, the horror. How did you even think of that? But on the bright side, we know Rocket's mum is reading this thread!I bet their next chat on the phone will be rather awkward. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muddyraccoon 176 Posted June 22, 2014 Oh god, the horror. How did you even think of that? But on the bright side, we know Rocket's mum is reading this thread!I bet their next chat on the phone will be rather awkward. You answered your own question. I once saw a tweet from Rocket mentioning his mother stumbling across this thread. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that she heads back this way! If so I'm fully prepared with a statement: To Mother of Rocket: You will inevitably browse this thread again. see some things that cannot be unseen. Please know I used amateur photo-manipulation tricks to make your son Rocket appear to be a female. I assure you it is all an illusion. As for smuggling a young man in his crotch, I won't speculate. I do hope he is not contributing to a minor. What's that? That only exists in prude US? Rats. Anyways, I think the tattoo, however unfortunate, is very real. We should discuss who he has been spending his time with, because we don't want the neighbors talking. Mother of Rocket, without you there would be no DayZ. For that we are forever grateful. As for the oddly censored nudity, I know I speak for absolutely everyone on the DayZ Forums when I say we appreciate beauty the old fashioned way; by mocking the ugly ducklings. Seriously, I had to work the hardest at making your son's skin look as blotchy and haggard looking as the young starlet's. You should be proud of his skin, if nothing else (and really, is there? tee hee ) Sincerely,TL;DR p.s. if you actually do read this, Rocket mom, I am really sorry. I hope your sense of humor is better than some of these jackanapes on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted September 2, 2014 This thread needs more Matt. Ahh..that's better. 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheCreeper (DayZ) 3563 Posted September 6, 2014 Damnit Het, I thought this thread had finally died!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 8, 2014 This thread is never allowed to die. 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilgrim* 3513 Posted September 11, 2014 This thread is never allowed to die. It may not be dead But this is the Last Post 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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