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  On 6/2/2014 at 1:31 AM, Tempus said:

Of course he is, he spares no effort to try to get inspiration for zombie behavior in the standalone.

 

Here's a recently uncovered, highly sensitive picture of him doing research on another secret project:

 

 

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ffs i just noticed the jeans.....

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  On 11/26/2013 at 1:34 AM, Tempus said:

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omg, think i just collapsed a lung laughing. Great stuff!

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I managed to get a picture of Dean the other day when he was showing me why certain things just will not be fixed:

 

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Definitely worth the 4,500th post.

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  On 6/10/2014 at 9:32 PM, kichilron said:

I managed to get a picture of Dean the other day when he was showing me why certain things just will not be fixed:

 

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F17pyRu.png

 

Definitely worth the 4,500th post.

I didnt realise it was that complex?

 

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  On 6/10/2014 at 9:32 PM, kichilron said:

I managed to get a picture of Dean the other day when he was showing me why certain things just will not be fixed:

 

  Reveal hidden contents

F17pyRu.png

 

Definitely worth the 4,500th post.

 

I don't see a row of Ferraris in the back, obviously faked. 

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  On 6/10/2014 at 10:36 PM, Death Dealer said:

I don't see a row of Ferraris in the back, obviously faked. 

 

 

The Lambo-key is on the desk!

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  On 6/10/2014 at 10:38 PM, kichilron said:

The Lambo-keys are on the desk!

 

ftfy

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Normally I hate the paparazzi.  We seriously get pleasure at knowing what famous people are doing?  But sometimes they catch a certain someone trying to avoid some of his responsibilities, such as pleasing every single registered member of this official DayZ SA forum.  Nice disguise, mate!  Now get back in front of a computer.

 

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But NO Zombie Porn!

 

And, as a scientist and a professional, I should inform you that it is in your best interest to get your wang-doodle checked out.  looking a bit, off.

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Jebus, my eyes....

 

 

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  On 6/22/2014 at 5:24 PM, orlok said:

Jebus, my eyes....

 

 

L

 

Almost humanly impossible to gaze upon such beauty, eh Orlok?

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  On 6/22/2014 at 5:23 PM, MuddyRaccoon said:

Normally I hate the paparazzi.  We seriously get pleasure at knowing what famous people are doing?  But sometimes they catch a certain someone trying to avoid some of his responsibilities, such as pleasing every single registered member of this official DayZ SA forum.  Nice disguise, mate!  Now get back in front of a computer.

 

eAIyeh2.jpg

 

But NO Zombie Porn!

 

And, as a scientist and a professional, I should inform you that it is in your best interest to get your wang-doodle checked out.  looking a bit, off.

*Vomits*

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Oh god, the horror. How did you even think of that?

 

But on the bright side, we know Rocket's mum is reading this thread!

I bet their next chat on the phone will be rather awkward.

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  On 6/22/2014 at 7:00 PM, Max Planck said:

Oh god, the horror. How did you even think of that?

 

But on the bright side, we know Rocket's mum is reading this thread!

I bet their next chat on the phone will be rather awkward.

 

You answered your own question.  I once saw a tweet from Rocket mentioning his mother stumbling across this thread.  I'm keeping my fingers crossed that she heads back this way!  If so I'm fully prepared with a statement:

 

To Mother of Rocket:  You will inevitably browse this thread again.  see some things that cannot be unseen.  Please know I used amateur photo-manipulation tricks to make your son Rocket appear to be a female.  I assure you it is all an illusion.  

 

As for smuggling a young man in his crotch, I won't speculate.  I do hope he is not contributing to a minor.  What's that?  That only exists in prude US?  Rats.  Anyways, I think the tattoo, however unfortunate, is very real.  We should discuss who he has been spending his time with, because we don't want the neighbors talking.  

 

Mother of Rocket, without you there would be no DayZ.  For that we are forever grateful.  As for the oddly censored nudity, I know I speak for absolutely everyone on the DayZ Forums when I say we appreciate beauty the old fashioned way; by mocking the ugly ducklings.  Seriously, I had to work the hardest at making your son's skin look as blotchy and haggard looking as the young starlet's.  You should be proud of his skin, if nothing else (and really, is there? tee hee )

 

Sincerely,

TL;DR

 

p.s. if you actually do read this, Rocket mom, I am really sorry.  I hope your sense of humor is better than some of these jackanapes on here.

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  On 9/8/2014 at 9:52 PM, Hetstaine said:

This thread is never allowed to die.

 

 

It may not be dead

 

But this is the Last Post

 

                               

                                                    

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