Friday N 49 Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Ooooo a bike in a field yay.....Friendly....Friendly...Friendly....Friendly...Friendly....Friendly...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuWait, did that bush just move...No way... mountain dew... awesom.... Edited October 5, 2012 by Friday N 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voddler (DayZ) 367 Posted October 5, 2012 Time to drive with my new Skoda! Drives100 km/h, slides of the road to go over the field. A wild sun flower appears. *crash* Car blows up. "Well atleast I didn't die this ti- *Goes unconscious bleeding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr.Duff 211 Posted October 5, 2012 Heli pilot: I'm losing connection...Crew: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 5, 2012 Did anyone just see a glint of light in that tree lin.........................................."Derpy Hooves" has been killed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Hey look, some loot! That must be a map, because it is by itself and it's square like...OH JESUS CHR-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Edited October 5, 2012 by Inception. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matze (DayZ) 23 Posted October 5, 2012 Let's open this door... slow and easy...Oh look, this rock looks quiet comfortable... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShigZ 66 Posted October 5, 2012 FAKE. Everybody knows that the most famous last words are: "I think there's nobody around." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 5, 2012 "I gotta bad feeling about this" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oompa 25 Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) "Has he seen us?""I don't think so"*BOOM*Jason has been killed."Shit" Edited October 5, 2012 by Oompa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hippyowner 6 Posted October 5, 2012 Now just to check the side of the crashed heli facing the field...*true story* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hydra (DayZ) 472 Posted October 5, 2012 *blasts "Safety Dance" and The Benny Hill theme through direct* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friday N 49 Posted October 5, 2012 Oooo no zambies spawned.... *spawn* *ko* nomnomnomnomnom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gesundheitk 420 Posted October 5, 2012 Anyone in Cherno? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) "Those idiots there is no reason to fear Green Mountain at night! What was thaaauagh!?" Edited October 5, 2012 by Pendragon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bludy 324 Posted October 5, 2012 nooo, there are only 5 other people on the server...it's impossible we meet them ( they were a group, we met them) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr.Duff 211 Posted October 5, 2012 "Identify yourself!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RG4ORDR 0 Posted October 5, 2012 "Is someone there?""Alright guys I'm going to go over to the crashed heli by the thunderdome." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Toby 1 Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) "Oh SH*T!"or"Friendly!?" Edited October 5, 2012 by Sir Toby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nubcake211 10 Posted October 5, 2012 "Thanks for the pick up ma......." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawsOfFire 21 Posted October 5, 2012 oh look a gun....ok im going to go prone here while i make myself a sandwich.OMG it is a chopper. in the middle of the field Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erizid 56 Posted October 5, 2012 A treasure trove of ordinance! Blimey I thought this game was unforgiving. Why are all the windows broken? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainBigSmoke 11 Posted October 5, 2012 I think on that hill there is a sni Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgeesio 1034 Posted October 5, 2012 baked fooking beans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Quark 437 Posted October 5, 2012 "This ATV will get me there in no time" 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutinen 635 Posted October 5, 2012 As a fresh spawn with no weapons, I wrote: "FRIENDLY!" in the direct chat when someone shot at me. That is pretty much the usual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
