LawsOfFire

i like the UAZ. it is a moving tent and fair offroad speed. really good for lone-wolf and small teams (although it can hold 7 people. so it can be used as team transport)

i was almost buying a UAZ the other day. would you be jealous then?

and then we all have to buy it again when standalone is ready. Bohemia is making money here

its funny how girls dont get SOS´ed. my girlfriend plays dayZ too and she is like "i dont know what you are talking about. the number of bandits is not that high" when we play together sometimes its only me that get shot. worst thing is when half-through-puberty-boys tries to impress her with there sniping skills. but her FAL usually make them quiet

you know you have played to much dayz when you get eat way more beanz than you normaly would (i actually do this. Heinz beans taste good) or when you get really excited when you actually see a UAZ (almost bought one some weeks ago)

i guess they imitated a low-pop server. thats also where legit players actually dare to start the chopper

i have killed 42 zombies ,37 skeletons ,24 witches, 13 ninjas, and 1 vampire. oh you meant in dayz. i used as MK48 i found on a corpse to clean up cherno. RATATATATATATATATAT

i found a Dew. died by a hacker 10 minutes later

i remember my first ATV. did not know how shitty they can be sometimes. used 3 hours to fix it. lost it in 10 minutes. but i was not mad or anything. because in those 10 min i manage to kill a group of 5 people by taking aggro for every zombie in cherno and get them on these guys. should have heard those screams. then i hit a rock and. fly 600 meters into the air. and turn into a meteor...

so i found a Dew today. i just view it as a ordinary drink but i have heard that some people will actually trade it for something. if you want it. come with a offer EDIT: HACKER KILLED ME: NO LONGER AVAILABLE :(

funniest way i have been accused of being a hacker. i was walking in the forests near cherno. only weapon i got was a CZ550. so i spot a team of 3 wookies down near a road. everyone had AS50s and L85s. so i go prone and shot at them since they have been killing me before when i had a FAL and a working UAZ. first shot hit one of them in the head. they all draw there L85s out and begin to scan. then they start shooting at the OPPOSITE way. they properly saw something there and when i kill them. they said i turned myself into an animal for hiding

+ find a low pop server so you dont get shot while doing it

my quest for being a hero turned the exact opposite way. shooting snipers more than i could help meens that i wrapped a towel over my head in shame :( . but i will probably still keep my self as a bandit now.

do you get more humanity by killing you ;)

my quest for being a hero took a interesting turn. i ended up killing a sniper before i could help anyone. so im still at 2500 humanity...