fede042@gmail.com 12 Posted September 20, 2012 If I'm with my friends:"OH SHIT I'M GETTING SHOT AT IN (LOCATION)"Alone:"OH SHIT" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 21, 2012 last nights...."No no no.... stop it, no, Behave, Hoi stop it... nooooo, you are a bad perso....."Derpy Hooves was killed.i only snuck up behind him and shouted "boo" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygamer1 176 Posted September 21, 2012 Freash spawn: See some one with gun I say Do not shoot me I am unarmed. two seconds later you are dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 21, 2012 (edited) Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live.. at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies, that they make take our lives but they'll never take our FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMM!!!!! Edited September 21, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted September 21, 2012 I usually jump on the server teamspeak and realize it was one of my clanmates...It then results in a long string of complex swear words that, if put together, make no sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 21, 2012 Got another one in tonight whilst bleeding out nr Elektro as the gunman came towards me.... "IT'S GAME OVER MAN... IT'S GAME OVER.....Derpy Hooves was killed.I swear this thread is getting me killed more than i would like! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gavalin 90 Posted September 21, 2012 I usually jump on the server teamspeak and realize it was one of my clanmates...It then results in a long string of complex swear words that, if put together, make no sense.I used to be this guy. People loved me in vent for the strings of incoherent babble that would spew forth from my lips before I could even think. Some times they'd laugh and repeat it so I could remember, other times they'd ask me if I had my meds... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 21, 2012 I used to be this guy. People loved me in vent for the strings of incoherent babble that would spew forth from my lips before I could even think. Some times they'd laugh and repeat it so I could remember, other times they'd ask me if I had my meds...Try being Scottish, this is normal behavior for us, however the rest of the world finds it hilarious... im just expressing the way i feel witch is normally angry :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimmy McNulty 98 Posted September 22, 2012 Well....YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, I HAVENT TRIED TO KILL YOU, SO WHY!! FUCKING COD NOOBS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BTT` 15 Posted September 22, 2012 "The Jerk store called, they're running out of you!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grilldress 7 Posted September 22, 2012 Mine is usually *Aww your such a dick* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fistofbrick 9 Posted September 22, 2012 usually for me it's HOW THE FUCK or HOW DID I GET SPOTTED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pook (DayZ) 0 Posted September 22, 2012 Goddamnit, (teammate), you are the WORST overwatch.He's looting my body and I'm bleeding shoot him!(teammate) are you even there?...FFS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
(_BlaZe_) 8 Posted September 22, 2012 "WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colekern 1364 Posted September 22, 2012 Nothing. I got sniped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bones83 2 Posted September 22, 2012 "I f**ked your mom puta" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted September 22, 2012 "grenade!" is my favorite. Some people fall for it. Otherwise, it's purely some death rant of how I have no regrets or how I shouldn't have left the family farm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freust 20 Posted September 22, 2012 If the guy surprises me? Abort, close ArmA, grab a hammer, destroy computer, throw it out the window and possibly shove a remote up my ass for being such a pusy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boof (DayZ) 75 Posted September 22, 2012 Things I say to the people I play with just before I get sniped."There's no one here, let's just sprint across""There's no one here, just start the fire here""Are you STILL looting? Hurry up, we're hanging around way too long." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted September 22, 2012 As I walk through Cherno with my starting gear, a Lee Enfield shot is heard and I fall to the ground.I hear the footsteps of my attacker, and I could barely hear the pursuing zombies, and all I am saying is."You better have a good reason to waste your bullet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
