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NOTE: This is my guide on how to play DayZ the "right" way

So I now have a DMR with about 20 mags...

I'm going to sit on the hill in a tree for the next 10 hours and shoot anyone I see, regardless.

I hope you enjoy playing DayZ.

~Sol

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You know what sounds like an even better idea? Sitting in the hills above Cherno and popping anyone you see with anything bigger than a Winchester.

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My L85 sends his regards.

I have one of those for scanning for victims. It shoots like poo though.

I figure since DayZ was made to be a greifer paradise, to easily ruin other peoples fun... I may as well play the game as per design.

~Sol

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People who sit in tress are those with no imagination to build their own stories in the wasteland.

And with people like you, with the attitude you have, we will only ever get more of them......

Why not go and do something you think is fun and let them do their thing?

Each to their own and all that

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People who sit in tress are those with no imagination to build their own stories in the wasteland.

And with people like you, with the attitude you have, we will only ever get more of them......

Why not go and do something you think is fun and let them do their thing?

Each to their own and all that

I did all of that.

I can tell you a story you probably won't read, because it would be over 50 pages long.

I have had some EPIC journeys... to have them ruined each and every time by either a scripting hacker that nukes the whole server, or some griefing noob that kills me and doesn't even bother to take my gear. I lost a car AND a motorcycle at the same time from being assassinated, and it was rather FUN. Having your ass handed to you non-stop by players who merely seek to kill mercilessly, for no reason other than to ruin peoples fun is just too great.

I've essentially become fed up with it all, and now I'm going to join the team.

~Sol

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I have a hatchet. If I die I lose a hatchet. If I get you, you lose a dmr.

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I have a hatchet. If I die I lose a hatchet. If I get you, you lose a dmr.

Big deal.... I'll go hug zombies until I spawn at Kamanka, then run for 30 mins to the NW airfield and get another one... then come find you and spawn kill you over and over again. I still have have 2 ATVs, so finding you should be rather painless.

~Sol

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My dick is bigger than your dad.

~Sol

My dick is your dad. Your mum says hi.

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Sniper solution = L85A2.

And a hatchet M107 to finish the job.

-Fixed

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How is that possibly weirder than what he said? :P

I dunno... just trying to do something with another dumb "hurr durr i mad so i kill too nao" thread.

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I dunno... just trying to do something with another dumb "hurr durr i mad so i kill too nao" thread.

True that.

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I dunno... just trying to do something with another dumb "hurr durr i mad so i kill too nao" thread.

My thread isn't dumb.

You're dumb.

~Sol

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Thank god you're a middle-class under-achiever that's had everything handed to them, or else we'd really be in trouble.

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So I now have a DMR with about 20 mags...

I'm going to sit on the hill in a tree for the next 10 hours and shoot anyone I see, regardless.

I hope you enjoy playing DayZ.

~Sol

Give me the server name and location.

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