Can't beat them, join them

[Sol (DayZ) 132]

NOTE: This is my guide on how to play DayZ the "right" way

So I now have a DMR with about 20 mags...

I'm going to sit on the hill in a tree for the next 10 hours and shoot anyone I see, regardless.

I hope you enjoy playing DayZ.

~Sol

Edited August 2, 2012 by Sol

[krtshv 362]

My L85 sends his regards.

[alcatraz968 100]

Sniper solution = L85A2.

And a M107 to finish the job.

[amaROenuZ 144]

You know what sounds like an even better idea? Sitting in the hills above Cherno and popping anyone you see with anything bigger than a Winchester.

[Sol (DayZ) 132]

  On 8/2/2012 at 4:53 AM, krtshv said:

My L85 sends his regards.

I have one of those for scanning for victims. It shoots like poo though.

I figure since DayZ was made to be a greifer paradise, to easily ruin other peoples fun... I may as well play the game as per design.

~Sol

[ganjademon 51]

People who sit in tress are those with no imagination to build their own stories in the wasteland.

And with people like you, with the attitude you have, we will only ever get more of them......

Why not go and do something you think is fun and let them do their thing?

Each to their own and all that

[phronk 9]

^ Carebear alert!

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

Inb4 >Sol was killed.

[Dingus (DayZ) 429]

Thread full of badasses right here.

[Sol (DayZ) 132]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:04 AM, ganjademon said:

People who sit in tress are those with no imagination to build their own stories in the wasteland.

And with people like you, with the attitude you have, we will only ever get more of them......

Why not go and do something you think is fun and let them do their thing?

Each to their own and all that

I did all of that.

I can tell you a story you probably won't read, because it would be over 50 pages long.

I have had some EPIC journeys... to have them ruined each and every time by either a scripting hacker that nukes the whole server, or some griefing noob that kills me and doesn't even bother to take my gear. I lost a car AND a motorcycle at the same time from being assassinated, and it was rather FUN. Having your ass handed to you non-stop by players who merely seek to kill mercilessly, for no reason other than to ruin peoples fun is just too great.

I've essentially become fed up with it all, and now I'm going to join the team.

~Sol

[sostronk 334]

I have a hatchet. If I die I lose a hatchet. If I get you, you lose a dmr.

[Sol (DayZ) 132]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:23 AM, sostronk said:

I have a hatchet. If I die I lose a hatchet. If I get you, you lose a dmr.

Big deal.... I'll go hug zombies until I spawn at Kamanka, then run for 30 mins to the NW airfield and get another one... then come find you and spawn kill you over and over again. I still have have 2 ATVs, so finding you should be rather painless.

~Sol

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

My dad's bigger than your dad.

[Sol (DayZ) 132]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:25 AM, Ulfhedjinn said:

My dad's bigger than your dad.

My dick is bigger than your dad.

~Sol

[Dingus (DayZ) 429]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:26 AM, Sol said:

My dick is bigger than your dad.

~Sol

I think you should see a doctor.

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:26 AM, Sol said:

My dick is bigger than your dad.

~Sol

My dick is your dad. Your mum says hi.

Edited August 2, 2012 by Ulfhedjinn

[Dingus (DayZ) 429]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:29 AM, Ulfhedjinn said:

My dick is your dad. Your mum says hi.

Well now things are getting weird.

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:30 AM, Dingus said:

Well now things are getting weird.

How is that possibly weirder than what he said? :P

[stripes 92]

  On 8/2/2012 at 4:54 AM, Alcatraz968 said:

Sniper solution = L85A2.

And a hatchet M107 to finish the job.

-Fixed

[Sol (DayZ) 132]

5 down so far... loads more bullets remaining.

Come get some :3

~Sol

[Dingus (DayZ) 429]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:31 AM, Ulfhedjinn said:

How is that possibly weirder than what he said? :P

I dunno... just trying to do something with another dumb "hurr durr i mad so i kill too nao" thread.

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:36 AM, Dingus said:

I dunno... just trying to do something with another dumb "hurr durr i mad so i kill too nao" thread.

True that.

[Sol (DayZ) 132]

  On 8/2/2012 at 5:36 AM, Dingus said:

I dunno... just trying to do something with another dumb "hurr durr i mad so i kill too nao" thread.

My thread isn't dumb.

You're dumb.

~Sol

Edited August 2, 2012 by Sol

[Anton17 97]

Thank god you're a middle-class under-achiever that's had everything handed to them, or else we'd really be in trouble.

[Inception. 9443]

  On 8/2/2012 at 4:52 AM, Sol said:

So I now have a DMR with about 20 mags...

I'm going to sit on the hill in a tree for the next 10 hours and shoot anyone I see, regardless.

I hope you enjoy playing DayZ.

~Sol

Give me the server name and location.