Shit/Piss System

[m1lkm8n 61]

Two girls one cup?

[duke of hegi 2]

[liquidcactus 719]

i think we need a dedicated " pervursion related idea(s) thread " >:D

[Bottlerocket 205]

Commendable suggestions, and a DAMN SIGHT better than most of the others on here.

But I'd add that female characters should take 10 minutes to piss and 20 to shit. I mean, how long do girls need in the bathroom, anyway?

I also think you should get some sort of buff for carrying wet wipes as well as toilet paper. Although the mechanics for that would be complicated and it's probably best left to some future expansion.

[Tleilaxu 2]

i approve this idea but only if manual breathing gets implented. You have to hit 1 to breath in and 2 to breath out.After running you need to raise the speed.

will add great realizmz

[Bribase 251]

Day Z has a shit/piss system "built in already". When I need to take a shit/piss during the game i have to go to a safe area, free of zombies and players. The go AFK and take a piss/shit.

[m1lkm8n 61]

How about a douching implementation for female characters. I mean after funning around in the woods for days that things gonna start to smell right?

[duke of hegi 2]

the idea is not that bad(from the survival aspects) , but imagine what would happen if that would be implemented.

Forum threads like:

-"muhaha im the bad bandit, just crap on a survivor for the lulz"

-"why is everybody shooting on me when i'm trying to crap?"

-"OMG hackers spawn a huge load of poo on my car"

-"join the BAD SMELL clan we shit our selfs and have fun"

and so on...

then imagine how some Game magazine would react...

-"Day Z now with excrements... Is that necessary ???"

-"day z has gone to far"

-bla bla bla

short version: unnecessary

and again, sry for my bad english

[thesneakyfatcat 76]

the idea is not that bad(from the survival aspects) ' date=' but imagine what would happen if that would be implemented.

Forum threads like:

-"muhaha im the bad bandit, just crap on a survivor for the lulz"

-"why is everybody shooting on me when i'm trying to crap?"

-"OMG hackers spawn a huge load of poo on my car"

-"join the BAD SMELL clan we shit our selfs and have fun"

and so on...

[/quote']

Exactly! Imagine the possibilities!

[DemonGroover 8836]

Explosive diarrhea NEEDS to be in this game!

[m1lkm8n 61]

Explosive diarrhea NEEDS to be in this game!

Ohhh then u can aim ur ass at people and snipe them from 400m with ur poo

[magicool 115]

oh shit! xD this shit is hilarious shit :D

[xJakeyy 6]

Haha, although I'm open to the idea of more realistic survival options, I can't regard this as needed in this game, or any game perhaps. And even if the idea is a bit crazy, the detail in it actually justifies it in the game, good work though.

[(AEF)Goldilocks7 1]

i think its important to have the ability to piss your shit in half.

this reduces the chances of someone inspecting your shit and telling them it was you who left it lying about.

[gosgosgosu@hotmail.com 7]

That was the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. xD

Kudos to you good sir.

What's also funny (but not in a laugh-out-loud way like the OP is) is the fact that some people are taking this seriously and legitimately talking about implementation of such a concept.

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

while this is a retarded idea, why would you have the option to eat someone's shit? why WOULD you eat someone's shit? eating it would lead to instant death, so why even attempt? so many unanswered questions...

[Adultery (DayZ) 0]

lol....at the people who cant see how magnificent this idea is

[vesmo 21]

while this is a retarded idea' date=' why would you have the option to eat someone's shit? why WOULD you eat someone's shit? eating it would lead to instant death, so why even attempt? so many unanswered questions...

[/quote']

Because hitting the respawn button just seems like too much of a bother?

[Strategos (DayZ) 190]

Ok firstly this is a great idea, it needs a couple of refinements though.

1: The stress of a situation + your shit/piss level make it more likely to soil yourself in fear.

2: You should be able to examine shit to see what another player has been eating.

3: If you drink a mountain dew and go for a piss, a magic tree grows that has cooked meat as fruit. If you piss on another player they get full blood and are invincible for a short period of time but they glow attracting all nearby zombies.

Ill add it to my good suggestions list shortly

[dallas 5195]

Stop bumping this thread, everytime I see the title on page 1, I have to take a shit.

[liquidcactus 719]

HEY ! heres another good one I (cactus) came up with... after you take teh initial SHIT u can have an option to pick it up then throw it like a can to distract zombies.

HOWEVER!

The shit is more effective than an actually " emptycan" because well... its radical potent odour attracts the zombies, and depending on what you have been eating before the SHIT will depend on the strength of the STENCH

peace.

[bami 3]

If you want an accurate piss simulator, download Postal 2. But I don't think a system like this would add anything positive to dayz, only makes it more annoying.

[evolution (DayZ) 51]

Trolololol

[Bental 10]

Anyone serious about their angry denials seriously needs to check themselves.

Damn that was a good laugh.

[thesneakyfatcat 76]

Shamless self-bump.