pig killers make serios mistake

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

today in morning I was relax in the forest look for pig I see 2 pig one was boar one was true pig I was very in good mood because is first time after MANY HOUR OF LOOK FOR I follow true pig around and I see 3 player coming from north airport direction WITH AKM AND MOSIN so I going proned vary fast say goodbye to pig because I think he seeing also and was ran away in the trees I do crawl to be in the rocks but they seeing me and then they shot 3 times in my area si I think 'ok maybe this is good time for going' and I push C for stand and WW for fast sprint and I was zig zag around in the trees but they was chase me.

 

i was run for maybe 2 minute and they were shot maybe 5 time and they make a hit on me i was bled but i don't have time to make bandage i say in direct 'hey i am frendly please we can talk no shot?' but they was shot even more times after so i see the small town i realise i can lost them here so i do across feld no cover gamble sprint and i am find the house with door open i going inside and after outside and keep movbe across street and i was crouch behind bin and make a bandage

 

they was look for me they saying 'come out don't be scare we don't kill you' but i don't beleve so i stay vary quiet behind the bin and one was akm guy he running so close to me but don't see me and going into one house with piano so i do quick run to opposite way and there was 2 more and they shot again and i was bled but alive and i go behind the shop into a garage and close door for make another bandage and i was hear them run past me so i stop to move stay still like statue and think how to escap form this??? i have idea  i open garage doors and do QE look around corner IS NOBODY i running to the high house with workmans ladder and go the roof and here i am stay proned for maybe 20 minite and they was look for me EVRYWHARE

 

sometime i see one or 2  coming from building one was say 'bitch was combat log' him frend say 'yes what a bitch noob' but they don't know i am listen i shout 'HEY I AM NOT COMBAT LOG BITCH!!!!' they was vary surprise and they laugh i say 'can we talk now because i thing you will kill me but i ned water' they say 'you are guy we chase 30 minute and survive many shot?' i say 'yes i am same but you make me lost much healths' mosin man say 'ok come on you deserve water' i say 'ok but no shot' they were vary nice guys they give me rices and pistol and also everything for make fishing and i was explain i only was look the pig and they say 'haha we shot pig' so i pretend i don't care but i am vary angry about this so i say 'maybe i can stay around with you for 1 hour?' they say 'sure you can do this' i taking pistol and put ammos.

 

when they was doing inventory tetris i say 'THIS IS FOR PIG!!!' AND I SHOT ONE IN HEAD AND ONE I THINK WAS IN NECK AND LEG THEY DIE BUT OTHER ONE WITH AKM SAY 'HEY NOT FAIR WHY???' AND KILL ME WITH 20 BULLET but i am glad i kill 2 of them and i don't care 1 guy kill me and he was survive to tell the story what happen and maybe they thinking before next time put scope on pig

Edited August 11, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™

[Schweinsteiger 107]

Pretty funny story, revenge is a bitch huh?

[pilgrim* 3514]

wow !

good story

yes Shrub !!

Edited August 11, 2014 by pilgrim

[blacklabel79 949]

i is bleed !

good Story brosef !

[LeeVanSpliff 156]

Pigs of Ill-Omen, Harbingers of bloodshed.

[stonecutter357 17]

Tennessee? :rolleyes: :emptycan:

[Jex 1104]

LOL Love it :) :beans:

[serb 54]

Like always, great story! Shrubs, if you move to NWAF somethimes pm me, we can hang out for a few hours like in Cherno last time!

Edited August 11, 2014 by serb8

[King Raptor 191]

You should record this stuff.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

This makes me think of kos and g00gle...

 

Every time I cry.

[Ironhuge 69]

"THIS IS FOR PIG" :D I imagine it with the voice of the russian fighter from Rocky :D

 

Good read

[leviathanapsu 94]

Thus ended any chance they will ever show mercy again.

[applejaxc 2500]

He needed 20 bullets to kill you? I think you've really become one with the boar.

[Ironhuge 69]

Thus ended any chance they will ever show mercy again.

They never did :D They probably sucked so much they realized they could never kill him while running :D

[ZombinatoRR 18]

Yu hez ma benz fur gud englezh  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:  :beans:   :beans:

[hombrecz 832]

Every pig needs it's Shrub Rocketeer aka pig avenger!

And I have a dream...that maybe one day, Shrub's novels will make it into DayZ and become part of the lore.

They surely deserve such canonization.

[way455 40]

You just reminded me that I shot a boar and forgot to check on it because some action picked up on the other side of the building I was in.

Dang! I had a machete to chop it up with to!

[NagsterTheGangster 388]

Lmao, sounds like an old kos story.

 

Fuckin hilarious.

 

 

Beans.

[Death By Crowbar 1213]

In honor of the pig, this story deserves some bacon. You're hilarious Shrub!

[ebrim 998]

Great story, I'm just glad the pig was avenged.

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Did you forget English? (;

 

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/199154-put-the-wind-in/

[pillock 850]

Did you forget English? (;

 

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/199154-put-the-wind-in/

 

Rumbled!

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

Did you forget English? (;

 

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/199154-put-the-wind-in/

 

 

no this one is make wen my room mate in the college with best English was help me is some other also vary better English but now I am more confidant I doing alone becauase he going home for summer and my family speak no English so no help for me

[pillock 850]

no this one is make wen my room mate in the college with best English was help me is some other also vary better English but now I am more confidant I doing alone becauase he going home for summer and my family speak no English so no help for me

 

Good save, sir.

Edited August 12, 2014 by Pillock

[Calvin Candie 189]

Inventory tetris?

Nice. I am using that.