[Be nice] How do you torture people in days?

[irl-calibre 744]

only ever as a punishment, the usual break their legs and then force feed them rice and water to make sure their hydrated and energised. or a slow death with alcohol / disinfectant or maybe just some food poisoning the usual.

[Avant-Garde 229]

Why would I be mad? That makes no sense.  This is a forum where people converse and give their opinions.

 

I see you have snipped a part of my post.  Part of it.  If you'll carefully read the whole post you would see that I said:

You see the part where I say "go ahead" right before the part that you quoted?  That means go ahead and do what you want to do.  If you need further examples, then look at any of the following posts after that.  Please do not try to infer absolute meaning from one vague sentence which you have taken out of context.

 

 /sigh

Do you see the part where you quoted me in the same post??  it says "don't be insulted by random people on the internet"?  That also applies to me.  I always take my own advice.  What on earth has anyone done to make me upset?  I just don't get it.

 

I think I owe you some beans for your sincere troll attempt.

Yes, what you said sounds like "go ahead and play like a noob if you want to". You are judging my ways man, that means somehow you think that what I do is wrong/stupid oposed to what you do. You sugest me to stop being a noob. Just read all your posts since the first one you've made in this thread.

 

You think that people who tortures in DayZ have personality issues, whitch is really wrong and is why I am debating with you. it can be a funny experience for both players involved and the game would be even better if it allowed us more ways to torture, since this concept and mechanic is already ingame.

 

I said you seems to be mad because your posts sounds a bit agressive man, thats it.

[DeatHTaX 1217]

I never suggested that people play the way *I* like.  You wanna waste your time torturing people, go ahead. 

 

Well you did so inadvertently by basically looking down on anyone doing anything contrary to your play style...soooo you kind of did

 

I.e. Being "bullies" or "immature".

 

Oh and technically I think we're all in a way "wasting our time" playing a video game. But that's not going to stop me from having a good time and messing with people for the hell of it. So how about get off your high horse and try being less cynical? okay? okay :)

[boneboys 7988]

:facepalm: Children,

 

please stop squabbling, you are ruining the topic with your petty bickering.

[Parazight 1599]

ugg.  bullies are cool. amirite?

 

sorry for bickering.  Torturing people is something people should talk about nonchalant and casual like.

 

I don't understand which rules any of us broke here.  This thread doesn't appear to be all that degenerate from the original poster's topic.  However,  I'll be done.

Edited August 3, 2014 by Parazight

[JonEllisDee 26]

Personally I don't torture people, I play as lone wolf and if I have to kill someone I prefer to do it quickly and get the hell out of there. I think that 'propa torture' needs of a group to be fun, what's the point of me finding someone, restrain him/her and perform a rectal exploration with a zuchini if there's no one but the victim to share a laugh? Also, I think that some peeps are taking the issue too far, you can't do Guantanamo shit on DayZ, we call torture to force feed a rotten fruit, making someone drink desinfectant, break someones leg and make the call for Z's dinner, it is a role play thing and personally I don't have any problem with it, it adds a lot to the game in terms of immersion, in my opinion it is just another stress factor and this is a 'survival horror' game.

 

Also, anyone that have played Skyrim have done worse things, any daedric quest is good example.

[Avant-Garde 229]

Personally I don't torture people, I play as lone wolf and if I have to kill someone I prefer to do it quickly and get the hell out of there. I think that 'propa torture' needs of a group to be fun, what's the point of me finding someone, restrain him/her and perform a rectal exploration with a zuchini if there's no one but the victim to share a laugh? Also, I think that some peeps are taking the issue too far, you can't do Guantanamo shit on DayZ, we call torture to force feed a rotten fruit, making someone drink desinfectant, break someones leg and make the call for Z's dinner, it is a role play thing and personally I don't have any problem with it, it adds a lot to the game in terms of immersion, in my opinion it is just another stress factor and this is a 'survival horror' game.

 

Also, anyone that have played Skyrim have done worse things, any daedric quest is good example.

 

I also just lone wolf, my companies are aways temporary. I find it a good challange to stalk someone until his guard is low, so you manage to capture him and then have a lot of fun breaking his body parts with a sporter 22, and doing him good things in general. I would like more options to do with someone you captured, it would add a lot in the horror side of things.

 

I was thinking about chasing people with some melee weapon, at night, while this plays on the mic:

 

Will post results

Edited August 4, 2014 by Avant-Garde

[Dreypa 98]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeMWzfh944c

[Death By Crowbar 1213]

I think of how I would torture someone, but I don't think I could make it better or funnier than this.

[svisketyggeren 662]

You sound like someone who gets tortured in DayZ a lot.

 

[bauertschi 254]

You're all doing it wrong. Ingame torture is not torture but fun - well I hope it will be when someone finally tortures me...at this point I believe someone handcuffing ppl or all that other stuff is an urban legend.

 

That's how you torture in DayZ:

- figure out the other players ip

- hack into his computer

- delete the porn

Edited August 5, 2014 by bautschi

[Avant-Garde 229]

You're all doing it wrong. Ingame torture is not torture but fun - well I hope it will be when someone finally tortures me...at this point I believe someone handcuffing ppl or all that other stuff is an urban legend.

 

That's how you torture in DayZ:

- figure out the other players ip

- hack into his computer

- delete the porn

 

You are an evil man, how can you sleep at night?

This boy needs therapy for sure, what a psycho

[blacklabel79 949]

meh...bloodbandits where fun,

anyways..never feed someone something really...dont see the Point...

- delete the porn

what imbicels have porn stored on their HDD nowadays...

Edited August 5, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel

[bauertschi 254]

You are an evil man, how can you sleep at night?

This boy needs therapy for sure, what a psycho

 

Others count sheep, I count tears of the guys when they figure out that their porn is gone. And a glass of milk with honey helps, too.

[bauertschi 254]

...

what imbicels have porn stored on their HDD nowadays...

 

In pc repairs you see funny things like Daddy bringing in his pc because the hdd is so full but he only has little data on it. And then he tells you that he has to take his son somewhere and then you find a hidden folder somewhere...kids these days...

[R0B3RTF1SH3R 66]

how many people do you think brought dayz because of that stupid syndicate video or a frankie video. 

frankie's vids are usually entertaining. that alfy i thought was funny for 1. but once i heard him become a squeeker on another video. i thought less of him.

infact hes a little sob. deserved to be shot in the dick.

 

 

on the topic of torture.

how about spraying your fruits/veges with disinfectant and handing them out like candy to unsuspecting players.

bet u never thought of that aye!

 

here have some food. "thanks mr" haha haha hahahahah 

 

or injecting them with random ppls blood

[q.S Sachiel 470]

Handcuff them somewhere safe.

Begin to tell them your life story.

if they try to struggle i scream NO and start punching their face.

I then return to my riveting dialogue.

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

I send them to these forums

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k

[q.S Sachiel 470]

when decepticons turn carebear.

Your spark is tainted. *spit*

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

when decepticons turn carebear.

Your spark is tainted. *spit*

That is Doesn't Give a Shit Bear, not just any carebear

[Cpanther 221]

Make them read this thread... they will be screaming in pain in no time..."Please.... no more.... kill me ...!!! "

[dirrly 70]

How do you torture people in days?

 

Not at all. I've never and I think i will never. I am friendly. :P

[Cpanther 221]

I just love the way the OP is asking people to be nice to him, when at the same time is asking for ways to be nasty to other people...if this is the "next generation" of humans... i hope i die before i can see it.

[Sutinen 635]

One time I teamed up with 3 friendly guys with minimal amount of loot and we chased down a guy, then handcuffed him, put a burlap sack over his head and all punched him until one guy pulled out an axe and hit him about 6 times.

[sab0t 109]

lel @ the armchair psychologists in this thread