maninthewall 470 Posted July 30, 2014 Congratulations for being the biggest a-hole I've ever met in DayZ. I saw you logging in the police station, I saw you had a weapon and I waited for you to get active. I had to punch you out and unarm you, but you woke up and your words were "I no speak english well". I could have completely annihilated you, but I chose not to. What do I get in return? A lucky axe hit in my head. Go f yourself sir. Sorry mods I just had to get my anger out somewhere.. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skypig 139 Posted July 30, 2014 that's what you get for letting him wake up lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilgrim* 3514 Posted July 30, 2014 Congratulations for being the biggest a-hole I've ever met in DayZ. I saw you logging in the police station, I saw you had a weapon and I waited for you to get active. I had to punch you out and unarm you, but you woke up and your words were "I no speak english well". I could have completely annihilated you, but I chose not to. What do I get in return? A lucky axe hit in my head. Go f yourself sir. Sorry mods I just had to get my anger out somewhere.. You unarmed him but you didn't take his axe, dude ?He got the drop on you- lordy, the things these police stations have seen . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 943 Posted July 30, 2014 Seems like you failed your disarming roll. :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tatanko 5591 Posted July 30, 2014 We need a sub-forum for complaining where the threads expire after 6 hours. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maninthewall 470 Posted July 30, 2014 You unarmed him but you didn't take his axe, dude ?He got the drop on you- lordy, the things these police stations have seen .I didn't see his axe in his backpack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilgrim* 3514 Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) I didn't see his axe in his backpack hmmm - axe in backpack, sounds like not a beginner maybe.you have to be careful with the "please help me I speak not english please" line, that doesn't make him any less ruthless than a fluent english speakerand be careful of players with odd names, and girls, and also guys with no pants, and players in masks, and..damn - ya have to be careful with everybody Edited July 30, 2014 by pilgrim 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marcthomas_420 4 Posted July 30, 2014 You attacked him first... and you know that the axe can't be in a backpack right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maninthewall 470 Posted July 30, 2014 You attacked him first... and you know that the axe can't be in a backpack right?Of course it can, I have it in mine all the time 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pillock 850 Posted July 30, 2014 You attacked him first... and you know that the axe can't be in a backpack right? Ridiculous though it is, you can put a pitchfork in the backpack as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blunce 991 Posted July 30, 2014 You attacked him first... and you know that the axe can't be in a backpack right?Yes it can. 5 or 6 vertical slots I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted July 30, 2014 Dude - double tap. Always double tap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingOfTime 267 Posted July 30, 2014 Ridiculous though it is, you can put a pitchfork in the backpack as well.It would make more sense if you had to use an axe/hacksaw to cut down the handle first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marcthomas_420 4 Posted July 30, 2014 Of course it can, I have it in mine all the timewtf is this a new feature or was it from the start? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SniperwolfMR 153 Posted July 30, 2014 Kill everyone who doesn't speak English, trust me. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeChat 131 Posted July 30, 2014 wtf is this a new feature or was it from the start? Not a new feature. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reg Park 160 Posted July 30, 2014 Kill everyone who doesn't speak English, trust me. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marcthomas_420 4 Posted July 30, 2014 Not a new feature.Then I must have been sleeping :facepalm: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nocturnal (DayZ) 85 Posted July 30, 2014 These type of threads make me lol. Thanks OP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maninthewall 470 Posted July 30, 2014 Kill everyone who doesn't speak English, trust me. Im gonna try to stick with this, But I feel sorry for themI really shouldnt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullraugh 1151 Posted July 31, 2014 Ridiculous though it is, you can put a pitchfork in the backpack as well. Pitchfork in a backpack but not allowed to put a Rifle in there? What is this black magic 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeChat 131 Posted July 31, 2014 Im gonna try to stick with this, But I feel sorry for themI really shouldnt You can always say "I'm sorry" afterwards... not that they would understand, but still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slippery gypsy 107 Posted July 31, 2014 You attacked him first... and you know that the axe can't be in a backpack right?splitting axe fits in a hunting pack ...but hacksaw to cut down a axe to make a hatchet wouldnt be a bad idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exorade 214 Posted July 31, 2014 splitting axe fits in a hunting pack ... Splitting axe takes up four slots, so it fits even the makeshift courier bag.Fireaxe requires five, so the minimum for it is the makeshift backpack. Otherwise both fit into any of the other backpacks if you've got four to five slots of free space vertically. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWizard14 372 Posted July 31, 2014 Show no mercy in DayZ, because the people looking you in the eyes have none. Either you will kill, or die trying to be friendly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites