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They need handwashing then, and a 50% chance to get e. coli or some shit if you don't wash up.

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50% chance to gain diarrhea from naturally occurring water sources. This results in your interface giving no warning that you need a shit, and you go immediately then and there, resulting in ruined trousers and a bad smell which gives away your location via a brownish tinge on other's screens. 

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50% chance to gain diarrhea from naturally occurring water sources. This results in your interface giving no warning that you need a shit, and you go immediately then and there, resulting in ruined trousers and a bad smell which gives away your location via a brownish tinge on other's screens.

Erm, id say yes except for the 50%. Maybe 15% is more reasonable.

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when i played city life 2 which had the option to pee and poo when needed, alot of players would just save it to do on someone else, i remember being murdered and some guy coming along and dropping a deuce on me

i think for dayz (if this is real) it should be when it needs to be done, it NEEDS to be done, as in you have maybe 15 minutes before you dont have a choice in the matter. maybe combat would speed up the need to go? though im not sure how realistic that is

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I really don't want this in game. We have enough children running around in game without them acting like complete douchbags on an even grosser lvl.

The level of maturity is already very low, now with this it'll go even lower. They say for added "realism"?? (dunno who says that...) If the option to force feed isn't enabled, then I can deal with this, but for "realism", if I saw someone in real life shitting and force feeding an handcuffed human, I would say this is degenerate and would slit his throat without hesitation.

 

I really hope this is just an hoax or fake news. :(  (We'll see when we get official word about it.)

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I wish this would be officially confirmed or denied, so I know if I'm wasting my time lurking around the forums and in-game.

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Imagine being in a tense fire-fight and the text pops up saying

"I really need to take a shit"

"Can't hold it!"

lol

That was actually explored in the book Generation Kill, because everyone would hop out of their Humvees to take a dump before going into battle since pooping yourself is a combat stress reaction or something.

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"Hey, you ready to ambush that car like we planned?"

 

"Sorry, man, I gotta take a glorious, long shit, you can do it yourself."

 

"Oh, come on, control your bowels!"

 

"I CAN'TTTTTTTTTT!"

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IRL my longest time without shitting was 5 days. True story.

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Hahaha, If they put shitting and the necessity for it the game I have no idea how I'm going to feel about it. This will be the first game I've ever played with taking a shit.

 

With that being said, I plan on shitting my pants during a firefight asap. Thank you.

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Hahaha, If they put shitting and the necessity for it the game I have no idea how I'm going to feel about it. This will be the first game I've ever played with taking a shit.

 

With that being said, I plan on shitting my pants during a firefight asap. Thank you.

 

Breaking new ground - Dayz.

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So Rocket plans on going all out with Oregon Trail designs now?

 

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Posted Yesterday, 11:28 PM

Hahaha, If they put shitting and the necessity for it the game I have no idea how I'm going to feel about it. This will be the first game I've ever played with taking a shit.

 

With that being said, I plan on shitting my pants during a firefight asap. Thank you.

 

 

 

This is nothing new. It was Done in Oregon trail.

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For tracking animals I'm sure.

 

 

If it's for tracking animals, great idea... if it's supposed to come from a players backside... bullshit

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They need handwashing then, and a 50% chance to get e. coli or some shit if you don't wash up.

I eat at fast food places quiet often and I've only had salmonella once and never e. coli!

 

Can't be that high of a %, the average burger flipper doesn't even know what soap is.

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If it's for tracking animals, great idea... if it's supposed to come from a players backside... bullshit

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