Hopix 44 Posted April 24, 2014 Funniest thread ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irish. 4886 Posted April 24, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/dayz.standalonee/photos/a.337895296329423.80820.334693756649577/549028898549394/?type=12fackingmuch. :| Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C0bbler 17 Posted April 24, 2014 For tracking animals I'm sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amiasfree 262 Posted April 24, 2014 They need handwashing then, and a 50% chance to get e. coli or some shit if you don't wash up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hopix 44 Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) 50% chance to gain diarrhea from naturally occurring water sources. This results in your interface giving no warning that you need a shit, and you go immediately then and there, resulting in ruined trousers and a bad smell which gives away your location via a brownish tinge on other's screens. Edited April 24, 2014 by Hopix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murlough 192 Posted April 24, 2014 50% chance to gain diarrhea from naturally occurring water sources. This results in your interface giving no warning that you need a shit, and you go immediately then and there, resulting in ruined trousers and a bad smell which gives away your location via a brownish tinge on other's screens.Erm, id say yes except for the 50%. Maybe 15% is more reasonable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monolith1985 109 Posted April 24, 2014 when i played city life 2 which had the option to pee and poo when needed, alot of players would just save it to do on someone else, i remember being murdered and some guy coming along and dropping a deuce on mei think for dayz (if this is real) it should be when it needs to be done, it NEEDS to be done, as in you have maybe 15 minutes before you dont have a choice in the matter. maybe combat would speed up the need to go? though im not sure how realistic that is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
odin_lowe 3686 Posted April 24, 2014 I really don't want this in game. We have enough children running around in game without them acting like complete douchbags on an even grosser lvl.The level of maturity is already very low, now with this it'll go even lower. They say for added "realism"?? (dunno who says that...) If the option to force feed isn't enabled, then I can deal with this, but for "realism", if I saw someone in real life shitting and force feeding an handcuffed human, I would say this is degenerate and would slit his throat without hesitation. I really hope this is just an hoax or fake news. :( (We'll see when we get official word about it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauda 44 Posted April 24, 2014 It becomes an even more shitty game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valadain 270 Posted April 24, 2014 I wish this would be officially confirmed or denied, so I know if I'm wasting my time lurking around the forums and in-game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEST_SUBJECT_83 465 Posted April 24, 2014 Well, shit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theevancat 94 Posted April 24, 2014 Imagine being in a tense fire-fight and the text pops up saying"I really need to take a shit""Can't hold it!"lolThat was actually explored in the book Generation Kill, because everyone would hop out of their Humvees to take a dump before going into battle since pooping yourself is a combat stress reaction or something. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hannibaldaplaya 1095 Posted April 24, 2014 "Hey, you ready to ambush that car like we planned?" "Sorry, man, I gotta take a glorious, long shit, you can do it yourself." "Oh, come on, control your bowels!" "I CAN'TTTTTTTTTT!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darth_vaizard 42 Posted April 24, 2014 Pretty sure whoever takes a dump that looks like that needs a medic... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St. Jimmy 1631 Posted April 24, 2014 IRL my longest time without shitting was 5 days. True story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xX_fr0st-w0lf_Xx (DayZ) 343 Posted April 24, 2014 this sums it up. (I'm pretty sure relevant gifs are allowed, if I am mistaken, please remove) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teapot156 79 Posted April 24, 2014 Hahaha, If they put shitting and the necessity for it the game I have no idea how I'm going to feel about it. This will be the first game I've ever played with taking a shit. With that being said, I plan on shitting my pants during a firefight asap. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gibonez 3633 Posted April 24, 2014 Hahaha, If they put shitting and the necessity for it the game I have no idea how I'm going to feel about it. This will be the first game I've ever played with taking a shit. With that being said, I plan on shitting my pants during a firefight asap. Thank you. Breaking new ground - Dayz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) So Rocket plans on going all out with Oregon Trail designs now? Edited April 24, 2014 by Deathlove Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) Posted Yesterday, 11:28 PMHahaha, If they put shitting and the necessity for it the game I have no idea how I'm going to feel about it. This will be the first game I've ever played with taking a shit. With that being said, I plan on shitting my pants during a firefight asap. Thank you. This is nothing new. It was Done in Oregon trail. Edited April 24, 2014 by Deathlove Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
majo 23 Posted April 24, 2014 For tracking animals I'm sure. If it's for tracking animals, great idea... if it's supposed to come from a players backside... bullshit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheScruffyBandit 382 Posted April 24, 2014 They need handwashing then, and a 50% chance to get e. coli or some shit if you don't wash up.I eat at fast food places quiet often and I've only had salmonella once and never e. coli! Can't be that high of a %, the average burger flipper doesn't even know what soap is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gibonez 3633 Posted April 24, 2014 If it's for tracking animals, great idea... if it's supposed to come from a players backside... bullshit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites