What's the first thing you'd do in DayZ Standalone?

[TIC 1050]

Hey guys, TIC here and I'd like to know what people will be doing on their first time in the DayZ Standalone?

 

It could be anything as traveling, pooping in a lake, hunting, or anything else you can think of.

[SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747]

Run off the damned beach.

[-Se7eN- 874]

Take all my clothes off, find a helmet, and become part of the butt-naked bandits.

[christopher.hill449@gmail.com 314]

Kill me a bambi.......

[thelonewarrior 886]

I'll be going up to the first player I find

"He-"

BANG

I die

He gets ripped apart by zombies attracted to the gunshot

My thoughts:

Here we go again

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

Die...after a few 'first things' I'll probably find an ax and not so die.

[applejaxc 2500]

(Well obviously finding food/clothes/weapons is going to be first)

 

Break someone's boots and jacket, tell them to have fun with pneumonia.

[Bludy 324]

find a building to enter, possibly new.

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

Kill me a bambi.......

 

As for me? I think I'll get used to the wilderness. Most likely will solo explore and shite my pants when I get shot at.

[rossums 2190]

Lie down on a rock and watch as my legs don't magically lose all function.

[philbottle 430]

If it's anything like my first time in DayZ:

 

Fall off the edge of a building and die.

[Rage VG 4033]

Complain to Inception that it was rushed.

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

I'm going to find me a Door, a rock and some barbed wire and see if the wait paid off.

Then cry because the server will be pitch black.

[Skat3rat 1633]

Run through electro naked while singing the heyayaya song.

[-Gews- 7443]

Shoot someone

[Inception. 9443]

Complain to Inception that it was rushed.

 

I'm going to handcuff a particular player.

[Frytek 130]

I will...customise settings so its not that laggy. Then find a hatchet kill few zeds, get killed by some random bugs. Dats it.

Edit

And...KOS whole day so you can remember what is dayz like !

MUAHGAGHAHAHGHA

Edited October 5, 2013 by Frytek

[Capo 323]

 rob someone, handcuff them, and then execute them mob style. 

so, if you think about it, the first thing i'm going to do is destroy some dreams. the idea that KOS is gone, first and foremost. 

[me@kevinkraft.net 10]

(*) Buy a new gaming PC

 

(1) Run off beach

(2) Find hatchet

(3) Try to find friendlies

 

or

 

(4) Run into the woods and for smaller towns/villages

[Siberian (DayZ) 527]

prolly head for first cluster of buildings and see how rare loot really is..

[☣BioHaze☣ 7337]

Optimize settings.

 

Map weirdo lefty key scheme.

 

Familiarize myself with menu systems.

 

Die 50 different ways before learning how to survive 50 different ways.

 

Find people who aren't murderous thugs.

 

Find a place to hol' up for awhile.

 

Make things, kill zombies, SURVIVE the horror.

 

Sorry, got carried away....

[King of kong 1117]

Go in SideChat and in caps, say, "FWENDLIEZ IN CHENO?????????????//////////////////" *Dies*

[TIC 1050]

Go in SideChat and in caps, say, "FWENDLIEZ IN CHENO?????????????//////////////////" *Dies*

 

It's confirmed that there won't be side chat functions in the Standalone but otherwise a radio would make do if you go to the correct frequency :)

[Capo 323]

It's confirmed that there won't be side chat functions in the Standalone but otherwise a radio would make do if you go to the correct frequency :)

 

 

you mean, we can basically turn off sidechat if we want? fuck yes, no more irritating idiots who decide sidechat is the perfect place to orchestrate a military operation. 

[Skat3rat 1633]

you mean, we can basically turn off sidechat if we want? fuck yes, no more irritating idiots who decide sidechat is the perfect place to orchestrate a military operation. 

 

I believe that there won't be any sidechat at all.  Only raidos.