AllMightyKnox 218 Posted January 21, 2013 " You shot me first " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted January 21, 2013 "Sorry dude, I was just alt-tabbing to check my inbox and it just went off!" 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rage VG 4033 Posted January 21, 2013 "Is that you?""There's a hacker in here.""Do you think the car will be there?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted January 21, 2013 (edited) I too, think a little more of a description will assist everyone (except Fraggle)L...and rage Edited January 21, 2013 by orlok Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beastoverlord 574 Posted January 21, 2013 I've actually alt-tabbed, clicked back in, and shot my M249 SAW and hit a non-allied player. It was crazy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmberHelios 2071 Posted January 21, 2013 " oh my gawd that boar scared the @#&% out of me" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonydddd1 10 Posted January 21, 2013 "Are you friendly?""Yeaaaaaaa >:)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Later36s 8 Posted January 21, 2013 "SHOTS IN ELECTRA!!!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AllMightyKnox 218 Posted January 21, 2013 "Anyone in cherno/elektro.." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willard1118 31 Posted January 21, 2013 "$%*&!!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thodouras95 21 Posted January 21, 2013 "Yatatatatatatatatatata..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siberian (DayZ) 527 Posted January 21, 2013 how the hell hasnt this been posted yet :"you friendly?... BOOM headshot"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dancing.Russian.Man 1631 Posted January 21, 2013 "Any friendlies here?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philbottle 430 Posted January 21, 2013 In my case - panting.My player hates crosscountry running but has quite an engine. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rage VG 4033 Posted January 21, 2013 I too, think a little more of a description will assist everyone (except Fraggle)L...and rageShaddap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feral (DayZ) 622 Posted January 21, 2013 'fucking zombie shit fuckers.... how'd he get me from there???' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feral (DayZ) 622 Posted January 21, 2013 (edited) why can't I access this fucking tent??? Edited January 21, 2013 by wabbit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted January 21, 2013 1.Survivor- Steak?Steak- Yes?Survivor- I knew it was you, your hero looks like a young paul mccartney with the body of arnold in predator.Steak- I get that alot. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingochaos 131 Posted January 21, 2013 Bang bang bang bang bang click.. "IM FRIENDLY, IM FRIENDLY" 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Draxx (DayZ) 61 Posted January 22, 2013 That damn tree broke my legs! The door hit me and....broke my leg! Runnin' over that tiny rock and the result: a broken leg!Whaaaa - got my legs broken! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indalcecio 23 Posted January 22, 2013 I swear I see this in side chat all the time: "Is anyone in Elektro/Cherno/etc?" I really don't get this. Of COURSE someone is in Elektro, AND Cherno, there always is. And NO they probably aren't friendly.(In voice side chat): "HEY." as I look around me and just about have a heart attack before I look at the text side chat and everyone is saying "GTFO SIDE CHAT" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted January 22, 2013 Survivor : I've just spawned outside of Eletro.......Sniper : *click* Bang.Survivor : What the f#ck..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
