DayZ - What we hear a lot

[AllMightyKnox 218]

" You shot me first "

[Xucphra 453]

What?

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

"Sorry dude, I was just alt-tabbing to check my inbox and it just went off!"

[Rage VG 4033]

"Is that you?"

"There's a hacker in here."

"Do you think the car will be there?"

[OrLoK 16191]

I too, think a little more of a description will assist everyone (except Fraggle)

L

...and rage

Edited January 21, 2013 by orlok

[beastoverlord 574]

I've actually alt-tabbed, clicked back in, and shot my M249 SAW and hit a non-allied player. It was crazy!

[AmberHelios 2071]

" oh my gawd that boar scared the @#&% out of me"

[anthonydddd1 10]

"Are you friendly?"

"Yeaaaaaaa >:)"

[Later36s 8]

"SHOTS IN ELECTRA!!!"

[AllMightyKnox 218]

"Anyone in cherno/elektro.."

[Willard1118 31]

"$%*&!!!!!!"

[thodouras95 21]

"Yatatatatatatatatatata..."

[Siberian (DayZ) 527]

how the hell hasnt this been posted yet :

"you friendly?... BOOM headshot"...

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

"Any friendlies here?"

[philbottle 430]

In my case - panting.

My player hates crosscountry running but has quite an engine.

[Rage VG 4033]

I too, think a little more of a description will assist everyone (except Fraggle)

L

...and rage

Shaddap.

[colekern 1364]

bang.

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

'fucking zombie shit fuckers.... how'd he get me from there???'

[Rastamaus 323]

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

why can't I access this fucking tent???

Edited January 21, 2013 by wabbit

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

1.

Survivor- Steak?

Steak- Yes?

Survivor- I knew it was you, your hero looks like a young paul mccartney with the body of arnold in predator.

Steak- I get that alot.

[kingochaos 131]

Bang bang bang bang bang click.. "IM FRIENDLY, IM FRIENDLY"

[Draxx (DayZ) 61]

That damn tree broke my legs! The door hit me and....broke my leg! Runnin' over that tiny rock and the result: a broken leg!

Whaaaa - got my legs broken!

[indalcecio 23]

I swear I see this in side chat all the time: "Is anyone in Elektro/Cherno/etc?" I really don't get this. Of COURSE someone is in Elektro, AND Cherno, there always is. And NO they probably aren't friendly.

(In voice side chat): "HEY." as I look around me and just about have a heart attack before I look at the text side chat and everyone is saying "GTFO SIDE CHAT"

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

Survivor : I've just spawned outside of Eletro.......

Sniper : *click* Bang.

Survivor : What the f#ck.....