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Where will you take a dump in the Standalone?

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So i heard that they are talking about adding the feature of taking a dump in the SA?

On that note if they are... I have one question for you!

Where will you take a shit?

Edited by KC Pr3lLoX

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I'm going to deliberately get sick and then take a bunch of dumps on top of 'three yellow'

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well i am personally going to shoot a bandit in the face then shit all over him afterwards...

GO AND COLLECT YOUR GEAR NOW BITCH!

Edited by KC Pr3lLoX
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Shitting on your dead opponents WILL be the new teabagging in DayZ now. I'm expecting to see a myriad of dead bodies, unlooted and with piles of crap ontop of them.

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Right infront of an unlooted tent. Just to show I could have taken everything but instead left a welcome home present.

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Sniper hills, top of buildings.. around my base.....like a minefield

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The question is not where will i..but where won't i.

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In an empty tin can and then peel a label off a can of beans....there will be tape or glue in the SA right? :D

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I would take a shit on the coast and leave a surprise for the bambis that spawn in

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What have you all become. Jesus. I'll be using the god damn toilets thank you very much.

Filthy pricks.

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On you. Every single one of you. I will hold you up with my winchester with "Standalone" printed in diamonds, gold, and titanium, tell you to drop your gun, turn around, lie down, and then I will take a wild ferocious set of hershey squirts all over your and your backpack. Then you will probably grab your gun as I walk away, proud and victorious, into the sunset, and you'll fill me with lead. Then I will respawn and find another one of you and repeat the process.

Fear me.

Edited by Angryofficer
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From a helicopter

I want to be able to do it in the helicopter, so I can infect the ADMIN.

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Id sit on top of a building and fling it at people or be a marksman and shit on them, id go for bambis and bandits. Oh and sexy looking cars.

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Going to go around with my friends, hold people at gunpoint, make them go prone, shit all over them, jack their stuff and leave.

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Sniper hills, top of buildings.. around my base.....like a minefield

Somehow, I like the idea of fortifying my base in such a way.

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I am going to go to NWAF and write "Shit" in huge letters with my own shit, I might have to recruit some people to help out.

I will also shit in fuel tanks all over the world to make fuel even more rare.

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