pr3llox 63 Posted January 10, 2013 (edited) So i heard that they are talking about adding the feature of taking a dump in the SA?On that note if they are... I have one question for you!Where will you take a shit? Edited January 10, 2013 by KC Pr3lLoX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted January 10, 2013 I'll smear it on ladders. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmashT 10907 Posted January 10, 2013 I'm going to deliberately get sick and then take a bunch of dumps on top of 'three yellow' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nithren 10 Posted January 10, 2013 Every water source I find. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pr3llox 63 Posted January 10, 2013 (edited) well i am personally going to shoot a bandit in the face then shit all over him afterwards...GO AND COLLECT YOUR GEAR NOW BITCH! Edited January 10, 2013 by KC Pr3lLoX 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkwater (DayZ) 63 Posted January 10, 2013 Shitting on your dead opponents WILL be the new teabagging in DayZ now. I'm expecting to see a myriad of dead bodies, unlooted and with piles of crap ontop of them. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted January 10, 2013 From a helicopter 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syndicatefaction 118 Posted January 10, 2013 Every sniper spot! w00t! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrMerc 12 Posted January 10, 2013 Right infront of an unlooted tent. Just to show I could have taken everything but instead left a welcome home present. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted January 10, 2013 That bambi over there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ovation 52 Posted January 10, 2013 Sniper hills, top of buildings.. around my base.....like a minefield Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted January 10, 2013 The question is not where will i..but where won't i. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmokeyFTM 55 Posted January 10, 2013 EVERYWHERE!!!(insert Gary oldman clip from Leon) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bfisher 561 Posted January 10, 2013 I suspect mostly my pants. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BTT` 15 Posted January 10, 2013 In an empty tin can and then peel a label off a can of beans....there will be tape or glue in the SA right? :D 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Candylol 82 Posted January 10, 2013 I would take a shit on the coast and leave a surprise for the bambis that spawn in 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pmjkerr 76 Posted January 10, 2013 (edited) What have you all become. Jesus. I'll be using the god damn toilets thank you very much.Filthy pricks. Edited January 10, 2013 by pmjkerr 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angryofficer 89 Posted January 10, 2013 (edited) On you. Every single one of you. I will hold you up with my winchester with "Standalone" printed in diamonds, gold, and titanium, tell you to drop your gun, turn around, lie down, and then I will take a wild ferocious set of hershey squirts all over your and your backpack. Then you will probably grab your gun as I walk away, proud and victorious, into the sunset, and you'll fill me with lead. Then I will respawn and find another one of you and repeat the process.Fear me. Edited January 10, 2013 by Angryofficer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Quark 437 Posted January 10, 2013 From a helicopterI want to be able to do it in the helicopter, so I can infect the ADMIN. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TruckingBucket 10 Posted January 10, 2013 Id sit on top of a building and fling it at people or be a marksman and shit on them, id go for bambis and bandits. Oh and sexy looking cars. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PracticalTactical 164 Posted January 10, 2013 (edited) Going to go around with my friends, hold people at gunpoint, make them go prone, shit all over them, jack their stuff and leave. Edited January 10, 2013 by PracticalTactical 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Volx (DayZ) 1 Posted January 10, 2013 Sniper hills, top of buildings.. around my base.....like a minefield Somehow, I like the idea of fortifying my base in such a way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted January 10, 2013 I am going to go to NWAF and write "Shit" in huge letters with my own shit, I might have to recruit some people to help out.I will also shit in fuel tanks all over the world to make fuel even more rare. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mankind 8 Posted January 10, 2013 In and around Vehicles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toxicsludge 406 Posted January 10, 2013 I would turn green mountain into brown mountain. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites