zantiago 119 Posted December 27, 2012 Speaking off.I found this rare little thing the other day in the barracks.Seing as I don't know how this alarm clock works, I figured maybe the bride and groom would want it?I can have it rigged before the marriage itself, if i just get the church it's gonna be in.Also, it is not a satchel charge, bomb or anything like that.To me it looks like a steroid alarm clock, so no harm in giving it as a present no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Nasty 1023 Posted December 27, 2012 I'd have bouncers on the door and no backpacks allowed."Dont go to parties with metal detectors, SURE it feels safe inside but what about all those bandits waiting outside with guns? They know you aint got one!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted December 27, 2012 A wedding in a video game?Were did you meet? WOW?What do you want for wedding presents? perhaps a grenade? beans pasta and meat steaks for the wedding buffet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 RULES OF THE 2/1/13 WEDDING(S)BACKPACKS MUST BE LEFT IN THE DESIGNATED HIDING SPOT ASSIGNED BY SECURITY. ALL WEAPONS MUST BE LEFT WITH YOUR PACKS.YOU WILL BE SEARCHED BEFORE ENTERING THE CHURCH. IF YOU ARE ESCORTED BY OUR DESIGNATED DRIVER, YOU WILL BE SEARCHED BEFORE ENTERING SAID VEHICLE.SECURITY SHALL BE HEAVILY ARMED AND CONSIDERED NOT ONLY DANGEROUS BUT ALSO BADASSES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDALL GUESTS MUST PRESENT THE PASSWORD BY EMAIL BEFORE ENTERING THE SERVER. THIS ENSURES THAT OUR OFFICIAL GUEST LIST MATCHES WITH THOSE WHO PLAN TO ATTEND.SECURITY SHALL CREATE A PERIMETER SURROUNDING THE ENTIRE TOWN OR AN AREA LARGE ENOUGH TO PREVENT SNIPERS.IF YOU ARE BRINGING A GIFT FOR THE COUPLE(s) YOUR GIFT WILL BE INSPECTED AND SEIZED. THERE WILL ALSO BE A RECEPTION FOR AN EVEN MORE SELECT AMOUNT OF GUESTS WHO DECIDE TO BRING PRESENTS. GUESTS THAT ARE LOCATED WITH WEAPONS, BACKPACKS, OR ANY OTHER SUSPICIOUS ITEM INSIDE THE PERIMETER/CHURCH/RECEPTION AREA WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE GUEST LIST AND CALLED AN ASSHOLE IN A FUTURE TOPIC WHICH WILL TALK ABOUT THE EVENTS OF THE WEDDING.THIS LIST IS INCOMPLETE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY MOMENT IN TIME UNTIL JANUARY 31, 2013 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted December 27, 2012 Two questions:Will there be an open bar?AndDo you need a flower girl? I can walk the isle dropping tin cans and whiskey bottles. I also have the perfect dress. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankenstein's Monster 11 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) SECURITY SHALL BE HEAVILY ARMED AND CONSIDERED NOT ONLY DANGEROUS BUT ALSO BADASSES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDSorry, what? Security will have good loot? Thank you for telling me that :) Edited December 27, 2012 by Frankenstein's Monster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 27, 2012 Please fraps the event. It's going to be glorious, however it pans out. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rossums 2190 Posted December 27, 2012 Satchel Charges on the roof would be the best bet.it will be like the Serenity Now raid in World of Warcraft.They were holding a funeral for a deceased guild mate and friend, it got raided and it was a massacre. A hilarious massacre! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16186 Posted December 27, 2012 Agreed.It'll either be a terribad bloodbath, or something superb.If we mods don't get an invite then make sure we get full coverage.RgdsLoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImageCtrl 719 Posted December 27, 2012 It will all end with a funeral. watch?v=43wQdFGmf30 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ratsmon 131 Posted December 27, 2012 Leave backpacks at the front so someone can steal them, AWESOMEEEEEE :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkwater (DayZ) 63 Posted December 27, 2012 Sounds like a very interesting and nice twist to the game setting. I would love to tag along as security if that is still needed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 THERE IS AN OFFICIAL Q&A TOPIC AVAILABLE. PLEASE SEND YOUR QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS THERE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zfleming12 395 Posted December 27, 2012 I look forward to the bloodbath lovely day. Best wishes to the Bride and Groom.Satchel charges mwhahahaha!!I had an image of this one twirling a musctache and cackling evily xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robrobusa 0 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) ...may they now speak or forever hold their... *DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*Also image a dude pulling 50 Zeds... :D running into the ceremony screaming: WE ARE TONIGHT's entertainment!Also ... Choppers? This plan has more holes than an italian cruise ship! Edited December 27, 2012 by robrobusa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mazeash@mail.com 73 Posted December 27, 2012 I don't understand what the point of having a wedding in DayZ could be if not for it to end in chunks... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 I don't understand what the point of having a wedding in DayZ could be if not for it to end in chunks...The Bride's a big fan of DayZ, and her husband is too afraid supportive to say no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted December 27, 2012 I've seen this one. Hugh Grant goes batshit mental.1 Wedding and 150 Funerals. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
klesh 2423 Posted December 28, 2012 Good luck! This can work, it sounds like you have some decent measures in place already.Since people are posting examples of events gone bad, here is a funeral in WWIIOnline for a guy who passed away irl. There is no way to drop guns in the game, so everyone has weapons and are fully loaded. No one was a dick and it went off without a hitch. This was back in 2005, so please excuse the terrible graphics.WWII Online player actually passed away Sunday 23rd January 2005 from a heart attack shoveling snow. We did not know until a family member notified the community a month or two later. He had so many friends within the community we organized an online funeral on his behalf March 30, 2005.Each soldier you see here is a real person online from around the world.RIP AOTHELM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paleocon 13 Posted December 28, 2012 LMAO, "You may now kiss the-" BOOM goes the groomThat is the idea behind marriage afterall isn't it?Man meets girl and girl ends up taking all his stuff in short order? :P 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted December 28, 2012 Yeah it is totally easier just finding a super hot chick that never wants to have sex with you and then giving her all of your stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 28, 2012 WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT A COUPLE HAS PASSED THE BACKGROUND CHECK, DUE TO SECURITY ISSUES, THEIR NAMES WILL NOT BE DISCLOSED. CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ninjan777 104 Posted December 28, 2012 WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT A COUPLE HAS PASSED THE BACKGROUND CHECK, DUE TO SECURITY ISSUES, THEIR NAMES WILL NOT BE DISCLOSED. CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM. I'm allergic to caps lock, Please don't! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rekrul 91 Posted December 28, 2012 LEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEENKIIINS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 28, 2012 LEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEENKIIINS!Win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites