Getting Married

[zantiago 119]

Speaking off.

I found this rare little thing the other day in the barracks.

Seing as I don't know how this alarm clock works, I figured maybe the bride and groom would want it?

I can have it rigged before the marriage itself, if i just get the church it's gonna be in.

Also, it is not a satchel charge, bomb or anything like that.

To me it looks like a steroid alarm clock, so no harm in giving it as a present no?

[Mr Nasty 1023]

I'd have bouncers on the door and no backpacks allowed.

"Dont go to parties with metal detectors, SURE it feels safe inside but what about all those bandits waiting outside with guns? They know you aint got one!"

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

A wedding in a video game?

Were did you meet? WOW?

What do you want for wedding presents? perhaps a grenade? beans pasta and meat steaks for the wedding buffet?

[Bloody-Alice 11]

RULES OF THE 2/1/13 WEDDING(S)

BACKPACKS MUST BE LEFT IN THE DESIGNATED HIDING SPOT ASSIGNED BY SECURITY. ALL WEAPONS MUST BE LEFT WITH YOUR PACKS.

YOU WILL BE SEARCHED BEFORE ENTERING THE CHURCH. IF YOU ARE ESCORTED BY OUR DESIGNATED DRIVER, YOU WILL BE SEARCHED BEFORE ENTERING SAID VEHICLE.

SECURITY SHALL BE HEAVILY ARMED AND CONSIDERED NOT ONLY DANGEROUS BUT ALSO BADASSES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

ALL GUESTS MUST PRESENT THE PASSWORD BY EMAIL BEFORE ENTERING THE SERVER. THIS ENSURES THAT OUR OFFICIAL GUEST LIST MATCHES WITH THOSE WHO PLAN TO ATTEND.

SECURITY SHALL CREATE A PERIMETER SURROUNDING THE ENTIRE TOWN OR AN AREA LARGE ENOUGH TO PREVENT SNIPERS.

IF YOU ARE BRINGING A GIFT FOR THE COUPLE(s) YOUR GIFT WILL BE INSPECTED AND SEIZED. THERE WILL ALSO BE A RECEPTION FOR AN EVEN MORE SELECT AMOUNT OF GUESTS WHO DECIDE TO BRING PRESENTS.

GUESTS THAT ARE LOCATED WITH WEAPONS, BACKPACKS, OR ANY OTHER SUSPICIOUS ITEM INSIDE THE PERIMETER/CHURCH/RECEPTION AREA WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE GUEST LIST AND CALLED AN ASSHOLE IN A FUTURE TOPIC WHICH WILL TALK ABOUT THE EVENTS OF THE WEDDING.

THIS LIST IS INCOMPLETE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY MOMENT IN TIME UNTIL JANUARY 31, 2013

[a_typical_noob 651]

Two questions:

Will there be an open bar?

And

Do you need a flower girl? I can walk the isle dropping tin cans and whiskey bottles. I also have the perfect dress.

[Frankenstein's Monster 11]

SECURITY SHALL BE HEAVILY ARMED AND CONSIDERED NOT ONLY DANGEROUS BUT ALSO BADASSES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Sorry, what? Security will have good loot? Thank you for telling me that :)

Edited December 27, 2012 by Frankenstein's Monster

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Please fraps the event. It's going to be glorious, however it pans out.

[rossums 2190]

Satchel Charges on the roof would be the best bet.

it will be like the Serenity Now raid in World of Warcraft.

They were holding a funeral for a deceased guild mate and friend, it got raided and it was a massacre.

A hilarious massacre!

[OrLoK 16182]

Agreed.

It'll either be a terribad bloodbath, or something superb.

If we mods don't get an invite then make sure we get full coverage.

Rgds

LoK

[ImageCtrl 719]

It will all end with a funeral. watch?v=43wQdFGmf30

[Ratsmon 131]

Leave backpacks at the front so someone can steal them, AWESOMEEEEEE :D

[Darkwater (DayZ) 63]

Sounds like a very interesting and nice twist to the game setting. I would love to tag along as security if that is still needed.

[Bloody-Alice 11]

THERE IS AN OFFICIAL Q&A TOPIC AVAILABLE. PLEASE SEND YOUR QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS THERE

[zfleming12 395]

I look forward to the bloodbath lovely day. Best wishes to the Bride and Groom.

Satchel charges mwhahahaha!!

I had an image of this one twirling a musctache and cackling evily xD

[robrobusa 0]

...may they now speak or forever hold their... *DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*

Also image a dude pulling 50 Zeds... :D running into the ceremony screaming: WE ARE TONIGHT's entertainment!

Also ... Choppers? This plan has more holes than an italian cruise ship!

Edited December 27, 2012 by robrobusa

[mazeash@mail.com 73]

I don't understand what the point of having a wedding in DayZ could be if not for it to end in chunks...

[Bloody-Alice 11]

I don't understand what the point of having a wedding in DayZ could be if not for it to end in chunks...

The Bride's a big fan of DayZ, and her husband is too afraid supportive to say no.

[DemonGroover 8836]

I've seen this one. Hugh Grant goes batshit mental.

1 Wedding and 150 Funerals.

[klesh 2423]

Good luck!

This can work, it sounds like you have some decent measures in place already.

Since people are posting examples of events gone bad, here is a funeral in WWIIOnline for a guy who passed away irl. There is no way to drop guns in the game, so everyone has weapons and are fully loaded. No one was a dick and it went off without a hitch. This was back in 2005, so please excuse the terrible graphics.

WWII Online player actually passed away Sunday 23rd January 2005 from a heart attack shoveling snow. We did not know until a family member notified the community a month or two later. He had so many friends within the community we organized an online funeral on his behalf March 30, 2005.

Each soldier you see here is a real person online from around the world.

RIP AOTHELM

[Paleocon 13]

LMAO, "You may now kiss the-" BOOM goes the groom

That is the idea behind marriage afterall isn't it?

Man meets girl and girl ends up taking all his stuff in short order? :P

[Hetstaine 10852]

Yeah it is totally easier just finding a super hot chick that never wants to have sex with you and then giving her all of your stuff.

[Bloody-Alice 11]

WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT A COUPLE HAS PASSED THE BACKGROUND CHECK, DUE TO SECURITY ISSUES, THEIR NAMES WILL NOT BE DISCLOSED. CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM.

[ninjan777 104]

WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT A COUPLE HAS PASSED THE BACKGROUND CHECK, DUE TO SECURITY ISSUES, THEIR NAMES WILL NOT BE DISCLOSED. CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM.

I'm allergic to caps lock, Please don't!

[rekrul 91]

LEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEENKIIINS!

[Bloody-Alice 11]

LEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEENKIIINS!

Win.