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If you were an in game item what would you be?

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I would be Antibiotics, nobody wants me until they are sick, then they desperately need me.

... I just realized I'm very lonely..

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Bonesnap Brand Leg-Splints.

Edit: Forgot my forum name was different from my in-game name.

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I'd be a can of sardines because lets face it - canned sardines is just NAAAAAAAAASTY.

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I'd be Morphine. Making sure everyone stays up on their feet, in good condition.

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Fragile bars as in those fragile building bars, ya know the transparent ones.

Inception sounds like conception!

My mind yeah tis fookered!

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The Chernarus Pub Stall Glory Hole. I'd get more penetration than Arnold between the years of Predator and Last Action Hero.

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The Chernarus Pub Stall Glory Hole. I'd get more penetration than Arnold between the years of Predator and Last Action Hero.

I WANT TO PUMP YOU UP!

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I'd be a Rocket Launcher, everybody wants me but I'm honestly not that great.

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No idea. :rolleyes:

Epi-pen. Early days every squad wanted me, now they realise I'm pretty useless except in rare situations, and more often than not a waste of space.

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A beautiful white plastic bag twirling in the wind for 15 minutes.

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I'd be a Wire Fencing Kit, I am also annoying as fuck.

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Coupla quickies ..

Curgon - Sturgeon..obviously.

Derpy - Warm clothes.he is so nice and fluffy

Fraggle - Definitely the map..with no compass ;)

MichaelVodoo - Ak74kob, nice ,light and comfy, but also deady serious.

Steak and Mash - Bicycle..everyone wants a ride.

Inception - Ghillie suit/ cammo/civilian clothing..what will the next avatar be ?

Puppetworx - Hot can of coke, thirst quenching but sorta eeeeeew ;)

Orlok - Bunny rabbit..cute..but has a weird stare o 0

Serious Stan - Hunting Knife, inflexibly serious and straight to the point.

Rage VG - Backpack on a dead dude, its always a surprise to find out whats inside.

Chabowski - Toolbox, troubleshooter.

Hacked in ammo crate - Half of the suggestion forum, full of shit you will mostly never use.

Me ? .. Beanz baby.. beanz ..sometimes shit and othertimes really hits the spot. Bonus..cheap and readily available ;)

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A beautiful white plastic bag twirling in the wind for 15 minutes.

Before getting caught on a tree branch or someone's fence.

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Hmmm - I think I would be a deerstand. I stand around and look rusty and if someone tries to jump on me I am going to break him.

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