Ivanuvo (DayZ)

Full camouflage gear and preferably a boonie hat. I will discard anything else for a boonie hat.

You could start at where he killed you, and then pretty much take a guess at where'd head with fresh loot.

60-70 FPS on the highest settings, but on my last PC I got maybe 15 max.

I once had my leg broken because a friend of mine placed barbed wire too close to me. As we had just started I then had to crawl for half an hour to the nearest town with a hospital. All the more reason to prioritise morphine.

Or it's just a joke meant to cause people to think like this?

Get crushed by a door.

I get the feeling that there are some subtle hints that this post isn't entirely serious.

Rocket actually states in a video that the build being shown at E3 wasn't really an E3-ready build.

You'd be surprised at how easily people can set aside their morals when desperate. I have no doubt in my mind that many people would have no trouble killing strangers if it benefits them in a zombie apocalypse scenario.

I'll get a boat and sail the single sea. Only go onto land for food and fuel. That's the life, man.

Cheating with low graphics settings isn't really limited to people with bad setups. I personally own a 650 Ti, and run Arma 2 fine at the highest settings, but I could set them all to the lowest if I really wanted to. GTX 660 seems a bit of a high standard in my opinion, you could still run it fine with slightly lower quality cards. My card is admittedly relatively close to the 660, but you don't need the 660 to run Arma 2 well. 30 FPS is a bit on the low side for that card though, isn't it?

I'm not even laughing on the inside at this. I found more reason to laugh during my final exams.

I personally already own a GTX 650 Ti and it runs Arma 2 just fine, I don't know why you'd need another one to run it with good FPS.

You can't even trust heroes these days, they might just be bandits healing their friends.

There is no normal part here.